probableprotogen,

The babies have evolved past tin foil

swordgeek,

Honestly, the first thing that came to mind when I saw the picture was that her son made her a crown, and she was proudly rockin’ it.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I mean that’s probably what happened but you can’t get insta likes without a wacky ass story

FlaminGoku,

That’s exactly what happened.

Source: am a parent that wears whatever my kids make for me.

mlg,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

I’m waiting for the day someone wears a tinfoil hat specifically to protect only their head from beta radiation from something stupid like a pile of slightly radioactive rocks from a mine.

It would just be so funny to demonstrate an actual use, but not care about covering the test of your body lol.

corus_kt,

A little mind control in their life builds character

Fidel_Cashflow,
@Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml avatar

thinks mind controlling radio waves are a legitimate threat that needs to be protected against

doesn’t take steps to also protect their young children from that danger

classic

Zink,

Insert that photo of a pregnant lady smoking while talking to the news about how something else is making her concerned for her kids.

Fades,

Morons always procreate and it’s been holding back the rest of the human race since the beginning of time.

pip,

Malthus is that you???

zarkanian,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

How do you define intelligence? What evidence do you have that intelligence is genetic?

Fades,

You’re putting words in my mouth, I said nothing about what intelligence the kids get, all I said is stupids people are more likely to procreate due to less critical thinking and long term planning, thus creating a sort of cycle. I’m talking behavioral and developmental barriers coupled with economic pressure

Nothing at all to do with genetics.

MBM,

You’re about one step away from eugenics lol

Zink,

I’d say one step away from an Idiocracy reference, two steps from eugenics, lol.

Fades,

No, no I am not.

I said nothing about what intelligence the kids get, all I said is stupids people are more likely to procreate due to less critical thinking and long term planning, thus creating a sort of cycle. I’m talking behavioral and developmental barriers coupled with economic pressure

Nothing at all to do with genetics.

user1234,

Could just be that her kids made it for her and she obliged them by wearing it.

Fades,

Did the kids also ask her to protect herself from mind control?

Jokes aside, others have gone through her content and this is likely just satire

leaveWitX,

Don’t worry, children are under the control of their parents until they turn 18

s_s,

Well, if you get to remove one digit a year I’ll still have my thumbs. I guess.

NegativeInf,

I’ll keep both big toes thanks!

hungryphrog,

She could just… wear that tinfoil cap under a normal hat to avoid attracting attention??

NegativeInf,

But then it isn’t performative conservatism, and therefore is unmonetizable by the algorithm due to lack of engagement! And you gotta feed that 'rithm!

Bezzelbob,
@Bezzelbob@lemmy.world avatar

Wait… wouldn’t the tinfoil act as an antenna?

milicent_bystandr,

Depends, I think, if there’s an insulating gap between it and your metal skull.

DrDominate,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.

I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics.

We are not the same.

lennster69,

Finally found a brother who gets it

hungryphrog,

So that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Do you really want it to stop though?

hungryphrog,

It’s my job!
Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can’t land correctly when they jump?

Enkrod,
@Enkrod@feddit.de avatar

Yes! Did you know that they can’t hear their own mating calls?

hungryphrog,

Yes!

lugal,

I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me.

We are not the same.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

That’s what Larry did on Curb!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/89eafe22-8071-4e83-80d1-7dd37735af13.jpeg

His hat pushed society away and he loved it.

lugal,

It’s the same picture

Sorgan71,

I feel like between 2-5, every parent would kill for some decent child mind control.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Queen

webghost0101,

I thought this was wholesome memes and mom did not conform to society by wearing the crown made for her by the her kid.

volvoxvsmarla,

I assumed she just didn’t want to argue with a toddler who desperately wanted her to wear that. I mean, pick your battles. Save the energy for a bigger one and wear a tinfoil hat. But the present thing would be much more wholesome

Bytemeister,

She might be wearing it to keep other people away and stop them from taking to her.

It really does stop the voices, just not the voices you’d expect.

gnutrino,
milicent_bystandr,

Also doubles for keeping leftovers fresh after a restaurant meal.

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