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user1234,

The Nelsons sounds like a kick ass punk band.

user1234,

I tried to forget about them

user1234,

If Twitter is any indication, he’ll do a great job destroying the space station.

user1234,

I never realized she was an astronaut. They don’t teach you that in Sunday school.

user1234,

Could just be that her kids made it for her and she obliged them by wearing it.

user1234,

Trump probably thinks mic muting means telling his former vice president to shut up.

user1234,

Is Ralph the first name of Mr. Meeseeks?

user1234,

Do one in Phoenix next!

user1234,

As long as they also pass one to keep him out of office forever too.

user1234,

Just wait until they learn about anemone fish…

user1234,

Yep. They basically have a social hierarchy where the dominant fish in a group is female. If the alpha female dies, then another female may become alpha, or a male will switch and become the alpha female. There are actually quite a few species where gender isn’t determined solely by genetics. So essentially when Coral died, in reality Marlin would’ve changed to a female. Just imagine the reaction of the conservatives had they been more scientifically accurate in that movie…

user1234,

At least they didn’t go with Fleet Formation.

user1234,

Did you look in the ol’ prison pocket?

user1234,

Can’t we just deport him instead?

user1234,

Nobody anymore

user1234,

Do I get to pick the team for the baseball caps?

user1234,

Ugh.

user1234,

I love how General Chang in Star Trek VI has an eye patch bolted to his head, and the bolts had the klingon emblem on them. All one eyed Klingons should have the same.

user1234,

That is most definitely a health code violation.

user1234,

Seagate is always finding new ways to brick your data!

user1234,

I’ve always considered the trans-warp conduits to be the closest thing to hyperspace travel in Star Trek.

user1234,

The best insurance company for this person is take the bus.

user1234,

From a distance, the image of the great lakes looks like a dog taking a dump.

user1234,

Do you have proof that there’s no bowling alley in the cargo ship?

user1234,

I bet the second cowboy feasted that night.

user1234,

Cowboy#1

user1234,

I hear they’re opening the show for my favorite band, Covfefe!

user1234,

Pot, meet kettle.

user1234,

I hope they make him coach an inner-city under-funded little league hockey team.

user1234,

Placebo is one of the most underrated bands of all time.

user1234,

What gets me is that so many of these idiots put We the people… stickers on their trucks. And they have absolutely no clue what the rest of that sentence is, or that it specifically mentions promoting welfare of said people.

user1234,

Because it’s impossible to psychoanalyze an Irishman, so she steers clear of O’Brien

user1234,

But she doesn’t know how to swim…

user1234,

It’s from the movie, Star Trek Insurrection. She’s actually Captain Picard’s fling who is 400 years old and mentions that she’s never learned to swim after Data rescues her.

user1234,

We can’t prove that with modern technology.

user1234,

David Bowie’s widow.

user1234,

Should’ve stuck with basketball

user1234,

That really stings.

user1234,

*worked

user1234,

I’d rather be on the actual toilet instead of shitting my pants on an imaginary toilet.

user1234,

Who says I had to?

user1234,

I call bullshit. Those things never have more than a few squirts of ketchup in them even after you pump it enough for a money shot.

user1234,

It may be pressurized, but that doesn’t mean it’s full.

user1234,

*a carber

user1234,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz?wprov=sfla1

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