maculata,

“Overserved” LOL.

BigMacHole,

Getting drunk is POSITIVE Family Values behavior that JESUS would APPROVE of!

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus turned water into wine.

bitwaba,

It’s the blood of Christ. Dude was blitzed 24/7

Tylerdurdon,

I think they follow the golden shower rule.

half_fiction,

Why does she look exactly like McLovin in a wig in this picture?

sloppy_diffuser,

I’d watch that mockumentary.

FenrirIII,
@FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t unsee it.

dudinax,

I have to admit, she’s my favorite MAGA:

  • Getting drunk and crazy,
  • Jacking off Democrats in theaters,
  • Loud dysfunctional family who can’t stay out of jail,
  • Eternally baffled by real politicians

She’s the only authentic one of the whole nest of snakes.

noisefree,

Don’t do Virginia Foxx dirty like that…

Son_of_dad,

You missed Shitty mother who raised a dirtbag kid

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’d be much more entertaining if she wasn’t trying to be my representative. Maybe if she was a WWE superstar, then I’d find her more amusing.

Starkstruck,

She missed her calling as a trashy reality tv show star.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Give it time

homesweethomeMrL,

So, like a faulty Sarah Palin who made all the same choices was but was somehow not helped by any of them?

HawlSera,

They’re funny when they’re ineffectual.

Pilferjinx,

It’s kinda like she’s being solely directed by her subconscious. Pure, naked debauchery.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Why is this a story? Who gives a shit

NegativeInf,

Because this is a “family values” politician running to take away your rights and replace them with Christofascist insanity and maybe just maybe the hypocrisy will be enough to turn off some amount of voters to keep this rank ass bitch out of power.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

It won’t be. Once again, no one gives a shit. “Woman gets drunk” is not a story.

homesweethomeMrL,

That’s not the story. Were you even listening to the Dude’s story? You’re like a child that wanders into the middle of a comment thread and wants to know -

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

I think it was just a MAGA telling us that he will vote for her no matter what.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

I get it. If you can’t even get wasted on free booze, what’s the point of even going to Trump events?

peopleproblems,

I often wonder what redeeming qualities she has.

JesusSon,
@JesusSon@lemmy.world avatar

Dropping tops and grabbing cocks man, everyone needs one of those ladies in their group.

RagingRobot,

Sluts are people too! I just wish this one would leave Congress lol

JesusSon,
@JesusSon@lemmy.world avatar

I am pro slut bro no doubt, everyone loves the girl that whips em out.

jkrtn,

From whose perspective? Like I would not say racism or homophobia are redeeming qualities but that is what Repubs look for in a representative.

ganksy,
@ganksy@lemmy.world avatar

It shows how desperate she is. Not a look you want for reelection so it’s mildly relevant.

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Lauren the Boob is at it again

Bobmighty,

She’s trailer trash. Of course she over indulges and can’t handle her booze. That’s staple trailer trash behavior. This stupid jackass would fit right in on the real housewives of West Virginia. People like her are the face of the modern Republican party.

ptz, (edited )
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

This stupid jackass would fit right in on the real housewives of West Virginia.

Hey. You just insulted my entire state. But also yes.

Edit: Would people watch RHOWV / should I shoot a pilot episode to cash in on that?

TragicNotCute,
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t watched a single episode of any real housewives, but yes.

BakerBagel,

Went to college with a lot if kids from West Virginia.

None went back after they graduated. There’s a lot of bleak states, but WV is probably the bleakest.

force,

west virginia, mississippi, alabama, and louisiana are completely irredeemable, there is no reason to live there. probably idaho and now florida and texas too

ptz, (edited )
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

I don’t disagree with you, but for my own mental health, I have to. I’m stuck here for multiple reasons (for the foreseeable future, anyway), so I’m doing my best to push for positive changes. The biggest thing holding us back is voter apathy, so my focus has mostly been on getting people registered and to actually show up to vote (picture someone trying to herd cats).

One recent thing that gave me some hope was the rejection of four state constitutional amendments last year. All four of them were pretty bad, and they were all rejected by the voters.

In order for those to be on the ballot, they had to spell out the proposed changes rather than just put the magic “R” next to them. Given actual information to vote on, rather than a party, the majority came together to vote “no” on them.

So that tells me there is hope, albeit slim, that most people here really do want positive things and will vote sanely if they’re actually informed.

lengau,

West Virginia is pretty at least, which is more than I can say for Alabama.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Alabama has pretty sisters.

Socsa,

West Virginia has some pretty angles, sure. But if you ever actually drive through it you will be shocked at how people literally just pile trash in their yard. And I don’t mean like the folksy old fridge and rusty car parts. I mean literal piles of garbage taking up a significant portion of every lot. It’s honestly jarring.

lengau,

I’m more talking about the natural areas. WV has prettier nature than AL.

ThirdWorldOrder,

A lot of people I know well make a lot of money in northern va and then will retire in WV.

Also, a lot of people are moving past purciville in Virginia and closer to WVA!

BakerBagel,

So what you are saying is that it is impossible to make a living in West Virginia, but cost of living is so low you can retire there if you made it big time elsewhere.

That’s not the sales pitch you think it is

ThirdWorldOrder,

I couldn’t care less about WVA and am not trying to “sell” anything.

Cost of living there is cheap which makes it attractive. I live in Loudoun County, VA and it’s fucking expensive. WVA is less than an hour away so I see why other people head out there when their lifestyle allows it.

BakerBagel,

The low cost of living doesn’t make WV attractive. The low cost of living is a side effect of being such an unattractive place to live unless you are independently wealthy. There are no job prospects, no areas large rnough for anything larger than self-sustainig family farming, and the only places flat enough to build houses are flood plains that level communities every decade.

If you manage to build an eight figure retirement account, then i can see why it would be tempting to retire there, but at that point you can retire just about anywhere.

ThirdWorldOrder,

You should go knock on their doors and tell them that then since you’re the expert in these matters

billiam0202, (edited )

Would people watch RHOWV

It would just be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wild_and_Wonderful_Whites_of_West_Virginia on repeat.

ptz,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

TIL that existed. lol.

oatscoop,
ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

I would watch the shit out of that.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey man, trailers are respectable and economical domiciles. She is a stupid jackass tho

JonEFive,

Ehhh… They might be okay to live in, but they are rarely a good financial decision overall unless you happen to own the land they’re constructed on.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

constructed on

Surely you mean rolled onto

Phegan,

You are generalizing and stereotyping. Not all people who live in trailers are trash, it’s often due to economic reasons and the system has failed them. Your comment comes across as classist.

some_guy,

You’re right. She’s white trash.

Bobmighty,

There are normal ass trailer parks where it’s mostly folks getting by like anyone else. Then there are trailer trash trailer parks with lots of disastrous people making the stereotype come to life.

GBU_28,

Trailer trash and those living in trailers are a venn diagram, but are not the exact same.

Not everyone who lives in a trailer is trailer trash, but it is a prerequisite for that label. It’s just a particular brand of drama and shitty lifestyle

evranch,

I lived in a trailer park for years while saving up to buy land and can identify the two kinds of trailer park inhabitants at a glance:

  • those who know they are there temporarily
  • those who know they are there permanently

These two groups rarely interact with each other.

NounsAndWords,

This behavior makes a lot of sense if you consider she knows she’s going to lose reelection, and is trying to enjoy the gravy train, while keeping her name ‘relevant’ (with the crazies) for her imminent shift to far right talk show host.

This is the sort of stuff that immediately makes me think of the start of Idiocracy.

LittleTarsier,

Start of?

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

You just know we’ll all be there.

JonEFive,

What makes you think her constituents won’t just eat this shit up? They already voted for her once, her skills, knowledge, education and qualifications were never the qualities that got her elected in the first place. She’s one of those “she says what I’m thinking!” representatives

NatakuNox,

She’s trying to position herself as Trump’s next cock sleeve once Melania inevitably leaves Trump and takes half his shit on the way out.

Serinus,

takes half his shit

Good luck with that. She can get in line, maybe.

Eheran,

Who cares? Report on the things she does that are actually revenant instead of this nonsense.

Ensign_Crab,

Report on the things she does that are actually revenant

She has not returned from the dead to haunt the living as far as I know.

Tar_alcaran,

She’s skipped that step, and is just making life worse for everyone without having died.

JonEFive,

Elected politician behaving like an out of control teenager is not relevant. Got it.

Person making poor life decisions is entrusted to make potentially life altering decisions on behalf of thousands of other people. And that’s not relevant?

Dramaking37,

They couldn’t find anything relevant unfortunately, turns out that otherwise she is pretty damn irrelevant.

NatakuNox,

She’s one of the 500 most powerful people in America. That’s way. She literally helps decide the political direction of the country!

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