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Accused adulterer Trump who paid to keep Stormy Daniels affair secret professes ‘love’ for the Ten Commandments (www.independent.co.uk)

“I LOVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS, PRIVATE SCHOOLS, AND MANY OTHER PLACES, FOR THAT MATTER. READ IT — HOW CAN WE, AS A NATION, GO WRONG??? THIS MAY BE, IN FACT, THE FIRST MAJOR STEP IN THE REVIVAL OF RELIGION, WHICH IS DESPERATELY NEEDED, IN OUR COUNTRY. BRING BACK TTC!!! MAGA2024,” Trump wrote in the early...

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I feel like a large news organization should take their chances with a lawsuit. Bezos has got enough money to have the Washington Post do it. Make Trump argue in court that while he was found guilty of paying off a pornstar to cover up his adultery, it doesn’t mean he’s an actual adulterer.

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It’s 4 years old. The pixels have aged since then.

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Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t believe ecstacy is actually dehydrating. Dancing at a rave for hours on end without drinking anything is though.

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Don’t you come “bussin’ no cap” at me young man, I’m happily married.

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Are you… are you hitting on me?

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Yes, veroxii and I are married now.

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Pretty sure Valve issued a statement telling people not to huff their Deck exhaust. But fuck that, don’t tell me how to live my life!

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Yeah! Where that tiger dick?

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He disqualified himself in NV by having enough signatures, but failing to list a VP candidate.

Any news on what Trump put down for his VP candidate? I didn’t know that was a requirement this early.

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Considering they initially started looking into this in April of 2021, I’d say they’re doing a pretty good job delaying things.

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I enjoyed the XCOM-like parts, but couldn’t stand the running around, material gathering stuff. Just let me be super heroes non-stop battling bad guys, with a little bit of room between fights for upgrades. I don’t want to go fishing with Blade.

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The key to XCOM is never to sprint (run with both halves of your action meter) if you can avoid it. Move with half the action, the fire or overwatch.

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I’m a big fan of tagging people using Sync. It makes it easier to spot people that are pushing a strong agenda.

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Are commercial breaks standard during debates? I can’t recall a commercial break in the last 24 years of debates, but maybe that’s just me.

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Any time I hear about this, I can’t help but think of this comedy bit by Louis CK - youtube.com/watch?v=DXtHF0WRX64

Yes, I realize Louis CK is a POS and shouldn’t be seen as a moral authority on any subject.

Colorado Republican Brutally Grilled By Local News Anchor: ‘Why Is Abortion Good For Your Girlfriend? Bad For Other Women?’ (www.mediaite.com)

Colorado congressional candidate and sitting State Rep. Richard Holtorf ® received a tough grilling this week at the hands of local 9News anchor Kyle Clark over his apparent hypocrisy when it comes to abortion rights....

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He was a moderator of a Republican debate the other day and ran it fantastically. Jimmy Kimmel picked it up because it was soooo good. Just look up Jimmy Kimmel Kyle Clark.

Side note, as a Coloradoan, I just want to say that Kyle Clark is a state treasure.

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I’m about to leave town for the weekend so missing out on most of the new patch. Hope you dispense some liberty on my behalf!

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I recently started a new Stardew playthrough after leaving it for a couple years. Damn that game is so good. It’s like a perfect little dose of relaxation.

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This looks like a Stardew Valley comic. Harvey is a doctor and I’m assuming the other character is Maru, who works at the clinic with Harvey.

My guess is the joke is something about how businesses celebrate Pride Month, but Harvey is like “what do you want to do, practice gay medicine?” Because it makes no sense for a clinic to change their business practices.

But yeah, that’s just my guess. I don’t really get it either.

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My nickname among some old friends is actually “The Boog”. Finding out these assholes have corrupted it angers me so much.

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Oh shit, waddup dawg

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Anyone smarter than me know how to pull the video link from that article? I’d love to share it with some folks but don’t think they’d read the article and scroll down for the video.

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Thanks!

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This article is 6 years old, but just shows that Trump’s strategy has remained exactly the same. He plays off our media’s weakness to want to report on a spectical, so he gives them exactly what they want in order to dominate headlines.

Hitler, Childers writes, became not just a political leader but “a national celebrity, easily the most recognizable — and controversial — figure of German political life. Even his enemies — and they were legion — were obsessed with him. His habits, his tastes, his background, his personal life were the topics of endless speculation, gossip, and analysis.”

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I recently discovered adding red pepper flakes to broccoli and holy shit it is delicious.

Trump plans to claim sweeping powers to cancel federal spending: In a second term, allies said the former president would look at funding cuts for the World Health Organization and green energy (wapo.st)

Classically, Congress held the power of the purse, able to both bar and require spending. This imposed a significant limit on Presidential power. With a bought court supporting him, Trump would have significant ability to essentially chart power as a king.

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S&P downgraded its credit rating first from AA+ to AA in August 2014, due to a budget that analysts described as structurally unbalanced,[52] and again in February 2017 from AA to AA−.[53]

It bugs me that credit ratings follow the eBay review policy of “AAAAA+++++ excellent service!!!”

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Learn to swim, Ted.

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Isn’t Ronny Jackson that doctor who famously said, with a straight face, that Trump was the most physically fit president he has ever seen?

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Can’t wait to see someone seriously say, “what’s the big deal if he’s a felon? I heard that almost three quarters of presidents commit a felony.”

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Maybe he’s a heroine addict. He needs to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life.

Edit: the downvotes must have missed the Mitch Hedberg joke in reply to another Mitch Hedberg joke.

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I don’t remember that Mitch Hedberg joke.

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I can’t wait to hear the conservative explanation on how the two are completely different and not at all related.

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As a resident of CO-4, I am withholding judgement until I get my complimentary handjob.

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Oh no

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“He wants to know before he sentences someone what the typical sentence is,” Aidala said, and would consider other factors, like Trump’s age and lack of a criminal record, while also taking into account the lack of injury caused by the crime

Lack of injury?? He literally committed crimes to get elected, which he did. 340 million Americans had to suffer this dipshit being president for 4 years. A million of us died during his piss-poor response to COVID!

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Ahhh my popcorn isn’t ready!

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Wasn’t expecting the verdict today. Last I saw they were getting ready to dismiss the jury.

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Guilty on all 34 counts. Get fuuuuuuuuuuucccked

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Ooooohhhhh that’s got a nice ring to it

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Yeah feels like breathing the same sigh of relief. Just hoping now another January 6th situation doesn’t happen as a follow up.

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I don’t think he’ll go to prison (would love to be proven wrong). I don’t think these charges have mandatory jail time. Plus I think he will appeal this until he dies.

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I’ve been rear-ended while driving three times over the years. Two were minor, one totaled the car. I have to think that all three of those would have been exponentially worse if I was on a motorcycle instead of in a car.

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Just googled that and now I have a new fear. Thanks.

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I wish I had your confidence that he’ll face any consequences. I don’t think his supporters know anything about the trial, other than it’s “a deeply unfair politically motivated witch trial in a kangaroo court”.

I’m just hoping that the remainder of voters aren’t too far gone and realize what a POS he is. The polling being as close as it is concerns me.

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This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin’ manly stories, and in the mornin’ I’m makin’ waffles.

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Reddit already has /r/greentext, so it’s only a matter of time before Google tells you that you’re fake and gay.

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