dumbass,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

bus crashes on Staten Island, leaving 2 people homeless: ‘That’s our life’

Its weirdly funnier without the pro-trump.

TammyTobacco,

“She added that only recently it became eligible to be fully insured, less than 48 hours before the incident.”

Oh, so this is a scam to get insurance and go fund me money.

Iapar,

If that is your life nothing of value was lost.

Etterra,

They clearly didn’t have lives to begin with

If they didn’t insure that idiot-box then they especially deserve their newfound suffering.

aphlamingphoenix,

She added that only recently it became eligible to be fully insured, less than 48 hours before the incident.

Eligible. Just barely. No word on whether it actually was or not.

TheJims,

Satan Take the Wheel

TheJims,

The judges were looking for Train Wreck but will accept Bus Wreck.

Daxtron2,

I’ve heard that not crashing your bus works wonders when you want it to stay in good condition.

aphlamingphoenix,

I like bus drivers who don’t get into wrecks

AA5B,

When I was in middle school, it was a highlight of my year, when my bus slid into the ditch! No one got hurt and no visible damage so it was just a free day off when everyone else had to go in …… plus they let us walk home.

As an adult, I realize there was a series of questionable choices here. However I hope the bus driver didn’t get in much trouble: they should not have been on the road. It clearly should have been a snow day

carl_dungeon,

Nothing of value lost

RamblingPanda,

They’ll be fine. All they have to do is trust Jesus.

Etterra,

And pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

RamblingPanda,

If they need help, I’d be willing to send some additional bootstraps for them to pull at. Even half a roll of paracord.

BigMacHole,

Asking for Help is SOCIALIST! These people are COMMIES! REAL Trump Supporters would be FINE! TRUMP will PERSONALLY PAY THEM money so they can continue going! I’m a Republican and I think ALL THESE THINGS at the SAME TIME because I Think for Myself!

blattrules,

“Should we get our emergency brake fixed or use that money to try to fill in the remaining white space on this eyesore with more trump crap?”

aDuckk,

“I like people who didn’t crash.”

SpaceNoodle,

Is the cat OK?

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

The cat was OK

billiam0202,

No, his roommates are still Trump supporters.

beanson,

I imagine that the cat has no quarms with finding new roommates at the flick of a whisker.

kikutwo,

Couldn’t have happened to two bigger losers. FAFO.

Dagwood222,

First, I am highly irate of the misuse of the word ‘decimate’ in the article. It means to destroy a tenth part of something, not totally obliterate it.

There is no second!

PlasticExistence,

That’s the historical definition of the word, but colloquially it just means a large part.

It’s like how historically retro meant something new inspired by something or a style from the past, but now people are using it as a substitute for “classic” (in particular with respect to video games). I dislike that too, but I’m not the arbiter of language. Not yet anyway, but soon. Soon…

Dagwood222,

). I dislike that too, but I’m not the arbiter of language. Not yet anyway, but soon. Soon…

Your legions await your orders, Sire!

tiredofsametab,

Shouldn't "to destroy a tenth part of something" be in quotes there? Unless you mean the article has the intention of destroying ten per cent of things.

Language changes.

Dagwood222,

Language dosth not change! Varlet, I bite my thumb at thee!

sparkle,

This is wrong. Decimate can mean the killing or destruction of any large portion of something. E.g. one definition you might see is “To devastate: to reduce or destroy significantly but not completely.”

Coach,

Shame shame. Seems like Jesus has really turned his back on y’all.

GrabtharsHammer,

They always wanted Jesus to send them a sign. They didn’t expect it to say “STOP”.

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