Place the top of the bag between your palms, then think about your evil plan while sliding your hands against each other till they open, if not, try it on the bottom of the bag.
Tap for spoilerMirror Nog is a dick. Mirror Quark is running his own underground railroad and Mirror Brunt is the nicest most caring Ferengi besides normal universe ROM.
I miss console ads being this weird (lemmy.world)
Oldest wine ever discovered in liquid form found in urn with Roman remains (www.theguardian.com)
Reddish-brown liquid found in untouched 2,000-year-old Roman tomb is a local, sherry-like wine...
US tourist vanishes from Greek Island solo hike - days after Dr Michael Mosley death (www.independent.co.uk)
Louis Rossmann ripped a new one on Adobe (odysee.com)
I just love this guy when he’s riled up. Makes me feel all warm and cozy 🤣
"Gluten Free" has officially gone too far. (lemmy.world)
Bonus: Gluten-free play-dough!...
well shoot (fedia.io)
This qualifies as a Sandwich (lemmy.world)
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Ok. Now they've done it. (lemmy.world)
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It's your amigo, Ralph! (lemmy.world)
Atomfall Reveal Trailer - Xbox Games Showcase 2024 (www.youtube.com)
Spotify Premium User Slams App Over Audiobook Feature (www.dailydot.com)
Oh Spotify, when will you stop trying to push people to the high seas 🏴☠️
Justice for Sid (lemmy.world)
Companies Targeted For Pride Support Last Year Go Quiet On Social Media In 2024 (www.forbes.com)
"What did the five fingers say to the face?" - Grand Nagus Zek (lemmy.world)
credit Etyom@lemm.ee for bringing up Grandpa Joe’s “recreational habits”
Photoshop Terms of Service grants Adobe access to user projects for ‘content moderation’ and other purposes (nichegamer.com)
Are you ready to rock? (leminal.space)
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s George Floyd rant condemned by Congressional Black Caucus (www.theguardian.com)
Putin says Trump conviction ‘burns’ idea of US as leading democracy (www.theguardian.com)
Ikea is now hiring: Make an hourly wage at its Roblox store (www.digitaltrends.com)
I don’t qualify to play but seems like a smart tactic to get some real virtual world experience and possibly a job.
You are being approached with romantic intent (lemmy.world)
Pro-Trump bus crashes on Staten Island, leaving 2 people homeless: ‘That’s our life’ (www.silive.com)
Don't give up (lemmy.world)
Maldives will ban Israelis from entering the country over the war in Gaza (apnews.com)
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Lauren Boebert loses it on debate moderator as he grills her on Beetlejuice lies (www.rawstory.com)
Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney (www.thedailybeast.com)
Neil Armstrong spaceboot 😤😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡😡 (lemmy.world)
Valve has now filed for a trademark for Deadlock, the hero shooter it refuses to admit exists (www.pcgamer.com)
Newsmax Host Ominously Warns ‘You People in Your Cities’ Who Are ‘Pushing the Party That Owns 90% of the Guns’ (www.mediaite.com)
Newsmax host Carl Higbie went on a tirade on Friday after former President Donald Trump was convicted by a Manhattan jury the day before....
I just posted Gowron for the glory of the empire! (lemmy.world)
Room (lemmy.ca)
Felonies, gotta catch 'em all (leminal.space)