Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney
corus_kt, Maybe it’s been all the terrible news lately, but every now and then nonsense news like this just brings a smile to my face
Railcar8095, I guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like… Ehhhhhh… Eva Elfie?
Seriously, I was going to say Milla Jovovich but she’s Ukrainian.
lolcatnip, Ivanna Sakhno? Wait, no, also Ukrainian.
BigBrainBrett2517, Olga Kurylenko? Wait, no, Ukrainian as well.
HUMAN_TRASH, Mila Kunis? Nope, also Ukrainian
AFC1886VCC, Don’t bring Eva Elfie into this
I do enjoy her work
She is a master of her craft
Railcar8095, She’s indeed a master bait.
I don’t know her ideologies, but I’m willing to separate the persona from her works.
rottingleaf, I guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like… Ehhhhhh… Eva Elfie?
I mean, it’s understandable that you want to arrest or at least detain her.
Railcar8095, I would like her to arrest me honestly.
luckystarr, Given this reaction, he seems to be doing something which is working.
Adderbox76, He is. He’s married to Amal.
dumbass, 
Abo8t fuckin time!
FlyingSquid, 
I wouldn’t fuck with George Clooney, Russia. His much more important wife is probably already planning to take you down in the ICC.
lolcatnip, Not if the US takes down the ICC first!
FlyingSquid, What are they going to do, bomb The Hague?
Pretzilla, More like ignore them. It’s been casually effective to date.
lolcatnip, Although bombing isn’t off the table either.
cupcakezealot, 
does the hague have oil?
WanderingVentra, Maybe they need some freedom.
runeko, 
Holy crap. TIL en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amal_Clooney
FlyingSquid, Yeah, it really sucks that her husband is more well-known than her and I have a feeling he’d agree.
Cryophilia,
prole, Ha! Say what you will about Obama, the man has a sense of humor.
Duamerthrax, Suddenly the whole thing with him owning a spy satellite makes more sense.
cley_faye, Russia on its quest to find something it can fight and win against.
CerealOverdose666, Did you know who win against nazis?
AngryCommieKender, That was the USSR, helping the allies. They’ve wasted all the former might of the USSR in their war in Ukraine.
jaspersgroove, They wasted all their former might far before that. There’s a reason the leading cause of death for young men in Russia is alcoholism. The people have no hope and no future while Putin lives.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, And they chose Batman?
cley_faye, They’re not very good at it, are they? :D
rottingleaf, Clooneys don’t seem that.
DAMunzy, Also not on bingo 2024 card!
Duamerthrax, Big talk coming from a mediocre country.
Stalinwolf, 
Mediocre? He’s the goddamn paterfamilias!
mipadaitu, Damn, that’s a deep cut.
Stalinwolf, Well, we ain’t usin’ Fop, goddamnit.
abracaDavid, I’m a Dapper Dan man.
Zombiepirate, 
He’s bonafide!
Stalinwolf, “Pewtin here’s got a job! Pewtin’s got prospects!”
0x0, They think… He is… A toad.
shasta, A horny toad?
Honytawk, Oof, is Russia going to war on two fronts?
Ask Hitler how well that turned out for him.
AFC1886VCC, Medvedev is just the Kremlin’s chief keyboard warrior now.
WindyRebel, Oh, just Clooney? If it was the Baldwins then there would be HELL to pay!
MehBlah, They should just ask canada what happened to them when they bombed the baldwins.
cupcakezealot, russia didn’t declare war on amal because amal would destroy them.
buzz86us, That isn’t George clooney… That is Jurge Clooners
FooBarrington, You mean the Golden Snowflake Award-winning actor, who portrayed the titular character in The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee?
HootinNHollerin, Said the way only a Daper Dan man can!
Time to rewatch O Brother, Where Art Thou
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