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AgentOrangesicle

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I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.

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Who doesn’t want to leave a sparkly, effervescent corpse after dying of asphyxiation and painful organ failure due to excessive carbonic acid buildup?

I’ll have the brain bullet, thanks.

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I don’t know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We’ll send a team out in a month.

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It’s the quantum gay that we really have to measure, but I can’t pin its velocity for some reason.

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So is the Likert, but I bet you anyone trying hard enough can get gayer.

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I appreciate the quantification.

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Me neither, but I’d be convinced if someone teleported the proof into my brain.

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I’m not confident the expressed carnal knowledge is common to normal biologists.

Struggling to tolerate wife's haircut

I typically don’t care about things like hairstyle, makeup or clothes. But my wife has started giving herself a buzz cut and I simply hate it. I told her and she grew it out for a while, but she said longer hair was making her depressed and it needed to be a buzz cut. She said it just looks like her when she sees it. Part of...

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It could indeed. I think we all have some aesthetics we give weight to whether or not we refuse to acknowledge it. It’s just worth making sense of how much and how it affects you. Is it enough to run out of a relationship with a family of 1.5 decades?

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I mean, if you pay me enough. Edit: I don’t eat people for free.

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I mean, I usually do both. Gotta find balance in your life.

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I’ve had 3 dramatically different outcomes depending on the context in which I take it.

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My Psych degree hangs framed above my toilet. It really brings the room together. I only put partial weight into standardized testing, IQ or personality tests, and I hope other people realize the constraints and fallabilities of these metrics. I don’t detest that they exist. I just hope people don’t horoscope 'em.

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That it do. Albeit not loud enough.

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You’re invited!

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Got a thesis on Dionysian ethics handy? Or napkins. Napkins are cool, too.

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My faithful dog truck died and I buried him with a beer alongside a dirt road that serves as a metaphor for nothing in particular.

AgentOrangesicle,
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Well, yeah, but I come from furry culture. Gotta respect your artists.

AgentOrangesicle,
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Like dolphins in name brand tuna manufacturers!

…Except for the part where there’s truth behind that one.

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No, thank you. I’ll enjoy it at the lowest brow without prerequisite knowledge.

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That’s cool, but… you could automate that with macros.

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