Carvex

@Carvex@lemmy.world

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Carvex,

Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they’ll be on their way to their own country soon!

Carvex,

My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!

Carvex,

Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?

Carvex,

I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I’m not complaining

Carvex,

Borrow a fire plane and drown the bridge of their ship. Fair, right?

Carvex,

Duh. Now can we do something about it?

HornofBalance, to games
@HornofBalance@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

Horn of Balance - an indie 2D zelda-like

I'm developing 'Horn of Balance', a 2D zelda-like featuring 12 non-linear dungeons, 2 interconnected worlds and a TON of secrets.

Right now, the project is live on Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hornofbalance/horn-of-balance) and we've almost hit the funding goal with just 24 hours left!

There's also a free demo on Steam (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2738140/Horn_of_Balance/) and Itch.

I'm happy to answer any questions you might have!

@games

Carvex,

That looks awesome! Can’t wait to try it out!

Carvex,

These elected officials are not stupid, as much as they claim ignorance about everything anti-American they’ve done. Many went to top-tier schools as legacies without applying and have law degrees; it’s hard to claim “oops I voted against my constituents again” when they definitely know better.

Except Bobert. She took three tries to get a GED and apparently only achieved it while campaigning. She dumb.

Carvex,

Except Fled Cruz, he loves that place

Carvex,

Shouldn’t he have to die first? Naming places after living people is a terrible idea, what happens if he gets charged with rape/fraud/assault/tax evasion/election manipulation? We might think less of him…

Carvex,

Not the younglings!

Carvex,

You have to go somewhere else to tear it.

Carvex,

I’ve wondered for a while if the breakdown is caused by living on our phones, Covid separation, government and mass media divisiveness, or some brain empathy destroying component in our water we haven’t discovered yet. Or a combination of all, because holy shit.

Carvex,

Step 1, you’re gonna want to sit your ass down. That’s a clean bong rip with no water, you gon’ die.

Carvex,

She hasn’t had only 70k fans at any show this year. Most stadiums are well over 100k, plus 20k more people dancing in the parking lot, that’s how you know this is fake.

Carvex,

An “advisor for the United States Trade Representative” raised concerns.

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