@CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world

CoffeeJunkie

@CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world

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CoffeeJunkie,

Funny, but also not. Just Googled because I couldn’t remember:

“According to the Institute of Medicine, physician’s illegible notes lead to approximately 7,000 deaths annually.”

Seems unreal. Even if it was half that…that’s a lot of people. If I was getting prescribed drugs, I want it LEGIBLE. Typed up would be great. I just don’t trust that shit, and neither should any of you.

Japan’s births just fell to a new record low. Tokyo hopes a dating app can turn that around (www.cnn.com)

Japan’s fertility rate, which has seen a precipitous fall for many years, has reached another record low as the government ramps up efforts to encourage young people to get married and start families — even launching its own dating app....

CoffeeJunkie,

Man idk, maybe he’s never really had a good grilled cheese. ¯(°_o)/¯

CoffeeJunkie,

…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂

Chinese police were allowed into Australia to speak with a woman. They breached protocol and escorted her back to China (www.abc.net.au)

Chinese police hunting international corruption targets were allowed into Australia by the federal police and subsequently escorted a woman back to China for trial, in a major breach of Chinese-Australian police protocols....

CoffeeJunkie,

Chinese Communist Party’s…anti-corruption drive. Next up, we’ve got prostitutes fucking for virginity. 🤪

‘They’ve destroyed us because of some tweets’: why has Saudi Arabia targeted these three sisters? (www.theguardian.com)

Last week one was sentenced to 11 years, another had to flee the country, a third could be arrested at any moment. And what were Manahel, Maryam and Fawzia al-Otaibi’s ‘crimes’? A few social media posts that outraged Saudi Arabia’s conservatives...

CoffeeJunkie,

Dancing in jeans & a baseball cap. Manahel’s terrorism offence, uploading pictures of herself with her head uncovered.

Sounds like Saudi Arabia is a shithole country.

CoffeeJunkie,

And I’ll just hold my breath until it comes.

CoffeeJunkie,

I distinctly remember when that went down. It was certainly jarring at the time, but after that nobody really fucked militarily with the US for the duration of Trump’s presidency. That I can recall. Russia didn’t move an inch, China wasn’t moving on Taiwan, the Middle East was relatively calm. Etc. One asshole had to die to get everyone else in line, that’s a great trade.

Now we’ve got massive conflicts on all those fronts because they perceive the US, POTUS as weak. Inept. And when the US falls from being the global hegemon, who will take its place? China? Russia? None of the alternatives look particularly good.

I will say, this proxy war with Russia just destroying all their resources for cheap has overall been a success. But it makes me sad that men’s lives are essentially being tossed into a meat grinder to make that happen. Lots of men dying on both sides of that conflict, lots of blood & treasure just thrown away. 😔 I hope that war in particular ends soon.

Wanted American man flees to Russia, signs military contract (www.themoscowtimes.com)

A former American city council member who is wanted in the United States on child pornography charges appears to have fled to Russia and joined the Russian military, according to footage shared by regional authorities in the northern Khanty-Mansi autonomous district....

CoffeeJunkie,

Cool, so he’s probably going to die soon. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

CoffeeJunkie,

That’s a horrible idea, anyway. Then you get Kamala Harris, and fucking nobody wants Kamala Harris as POTUS. She’s the ultimate assassination insurance.

And Biden is gone, anyway. Brain no worky. If the Democrats were smart they’d push him out & run somebody else; time is running out.

CoffeeJunkie,

If you try them, they’re really not too bad. They did a good job.

CoffeeJunkie,

Well they were built like a fucking brick. I respect it.

CoffeeJunkie,

Came here to roast on that, too. 😂 Attempting to make fun of someone who “can’t conversate” is just too rich.

…and as a former business major…all I have to say is, you’re either going to be a business (of sorts) or work for a business. Hopefully, you will also be dealing with money. Knowing what makes businesses tick, and understanding money, isn’t a bad thing. 🙂

Looking at present-day society & towards our future, I’d definitely steer more young men away from college & towards trade schools & the like.

CoffeeJunkie,

Your thoughts are interesting, but I always presumed it was just a simple tribute of sorts. Like you said, Land-O-Lakes, beautiful, natural scenery of America…accompanied by a beautiful Native American woman.

Now take the product itself, like you said, make it make sense. Ehh. Maybe you just can’t. They wanted a mascot & instead of a smiling cow or potato, they chose a woman. Sex sells!

CoffeeJunkie,

Upvote for good doggo!

CoffeeJunkie,

I’m just here for grins & gigs. Going back to your initial post - - are you aroused enough??

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c914fc0a-e328-464d-9f1f-61c3dab3a9ba.webp

CoffeeJunkie,

I guess SJW lost its hard left coding with the younger generations? 🤨 I read this & it didn’t make sense because the left was almost always the SJW, would fight for trans.

CoffeeJunkie,

So I don’t think you’re wrong, but I also suspect you haven’t had an all-beef hotdog. Like the Costco hotdog. It’s a very different dog, higher quality & uniform meat. Better texture. You should give it a try!

CoffeeJunkie, (edited )

A slightly humorous play on ‘Roll Tide’, which is what someone sarcastically comments when someone fucks their family members/incest.

…this is literally just a definition, which is what was requested, you’re welcome. 🤨🙄

CoffeeJunkie,

Gets one thinking. A Pringles can or other similar cylinder of size would be fucking brilliant for a controlled sling, expelling its contents at a target. Centrifugal force & whatnot. Over the shoulder, snap the can forward & down.

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