Opposite of clickbait
EmperorHenry, 
Well I guess that’s an uplifting story, being reunited with a long lost daughter and your adopted son is happy!
crystalmerchant, Sophie Tanno, the hero we need. Excellent headline
PeriodicallyPedantic, Banjo music starts, then stops
paddirn, “Wait, I’m… adopted?”
postmateDumbass, Violet’s Tale has a prequel!
iAvicenna, stepbrother what are you doiiing?
gmtom, Now this is a man that knows how to marry his sister.
CptEnder, Roll Tai
AutistoMephisto, 
Roll Thai?
CoffeeJunkie, (edited ) A slightly humorous play on ‘Roll Tide’, which is what someone sarcastically comments when someone fucks their family members/incest.
…this is literally just a definition, which is what was requested, you’re welcome. 🤨🙄
Sigh_Bafanada, Classic Garret
postmateDumbass, Some family trees look like oak trees, others douglas firs.
MadBob, In a normal paper like I used to buy on the way to work, this headline would be something like “bloodties the knot” or “trouble in paradise” or something. We’ve strayed from the light.
dan1101, Incest Reverse Card
Tangent5280, I like this version. No clickbait.
MadBob, I respect that, but I remember a story in my local paper years ago about the burger van that was selling porn, and the headline was “burger van sells porn with relish”. I want that world back.
SpaceCowboy, 
I’m waiting for the headlines on a story like this to devolve to the point that it’s like “MILF gives her adopted son permission in public to fuck her daughter (click for pics)”.
SubArcticTundra, 
How did she not recognize her face!?
andrewta, Because how you look when you are very young can change as you get older.
abirdperson, 
Or
andrewta, What do you mean by “or”?
abirdperson, Well I’m not saying it.
andrewta, Then why even bring anything up?
Zozano, Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it.
InfiniWheel, Aging
gmtom, Do you think babies look like adults but smaller?
Agent641, Banjo music intensifies
moon, Hey step bro
lowleveldata, …because the groom had been adopted
Disappointing
lars, From the bride’s parents probs
joyjoy, What are you doing, step brother?
kryptonianCodeMonkey, If they ever get divorced, family dinner night is gonna be real awkward.
BirdyBoogleBop, Her: can you pass the potatoes?
Him: Oh! You taking the potatoes as well as the house huh?!
writeblankspace, dayum the mother must be having the best day of her life - finds long-lost daughter and now she has two children who got married on the same day!
Moof_Kenubi, Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
jaybone, Yeah but that was supposed to be their day.
Mr_Blott, MailOnline = We’re just making shit up now
gandalf_der_12te, 
At this point, it doesn’t matter anymore.
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