Etterra

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Etterra,

They should just rename it the Trump Loyalist Party and get it over with. I mean they’re already there, might as well stick the orange idiot’s bands on it.

Etterra,

What he should start selling is little golden statues of himself. That’d be pretty biblical lol

Etterra,

Golf courses are a waste of space and water, so good riddance.

Etterra,

Get back to us in 6 months and we’ll see how it’s going. I have low expectations. Somehow capitalism always finds a way to propagate itself, no matter how little sense it makes.

Etterra,

I came here to say this. I get that they use fucking plasma in their electrical systems, but you’d think some step-down transformers and circuit breakers could be installed. And why the hell do the defense systems feed back into the main power grid? Why isn’t there a capacitor bank to dump feedback into for reuse in the weapons or something?

Etterra,

Thus is the problem with our broken, binary choice system. Ranked voting may not be perfect, but it is exceeding better than the me we have now.

Etterra,

Well to be fair, it only hit him in the head because it clipped out of the map and then somehow re- entered right behind him.

Etterra,

Well you’ve got hight, width, depth of course. As for the other six, you’ve got: time, parallel, perpendicular, alternate, Disney, and fnord.

Etterra,

I’ve long known the GOP was eating itself to death but this is still somehow not his I imagined it going down.

Etterra,

No this is his drunk, drug abusing cousin from Florida, Val Kilme.

Congress unveils $1.2 trillion plan to avert federal shutdown and bring budget fight to a close (apnews.com)

Lawmakers introduced a $1.2 trillion spending package Thursday that sets the stage for avoiding a partial government shutdown for several key federal agencies this weekend and allows Congress, nearly six months into the budget year, to complete its work funding the government through September....

Etterra,

Oh boy they managed to do the bare minimum again; somebody give congress their participation trophies.

Etterra,

Bad news Donny boy - you’re already a looser.

Which is why he refuses to admit that he lost the last election. Losing makes him a looser, objectively, and his brittle ego can’t deal with that reality.

Etterra,

How many mortgages can you put on a hotel in a game of Monopoly?

Etterra,

I have successfully defeated several small fish and rodents over the years, and numerous insects.

Now i'm definitely cheering for Rulestein (lemmy.ml)

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Etterra,

He knows America is way bigger, right? And was here longer?

Etterra,

You’d have to treat the senators as a mob (swarm of humanoids) in order for that to make sense, as humans don’t have things like Pack Tactics.

Etterra,

Well if not then he’ll probably turn up again in Rome on the Day of Prophecy - February 31st.

Etterra,

Media: Mr. Pence, will you be endorsing Trump in 2024?

Pence: No. Wait yes… maybe? Wait… yeeee-no. No. Yeah I’m sure. Yes. I mean no. No.

Etterra,

That one episode where her empathic abilities stopped working prove your point. She was useless at her job without them. She could likely have adapted, sure, but over the course of years and with therapy designed to help her adjust. She was literally disabled and all the humans were like, “What’s the problem? We live like this all the time.”

Imagine if your sense of equilibrium just vanished one day and you were a professional athlete. That’s a career ending disability right there. I feel like that episode would be written very differently if it was made now.

Etterra,

To be fair, his life didn’t really smooth out until he moved to DS9. On the Enterprise he was just another smart guy. On DS9 he was the tech savant that couldn’t take a vacation because the day after he left everything broke.

Etterra,

To be fair, that is the correct response when you’re bleeding out and the only thing other people do is take videos.

Etterra,

When humanity starts actually colonizing space (in Artifical habitats most likely) techno- primitivism in a wide array of variations is highly likely.

One of Trek’s biggest problems has always been the lack of scale. Developed star systems like Sol should have a population in the trillions, largely in Artifical space habitats that can be custom tailored to stimulate any environment imaginable.

The offensive part is that there aren’t hundreds or thousands such communities spread out all over the place, mimicking or inventing a bazillion variations of every imaginable culture.

Etterra,

It’s called the “Free Rope and Tree” strategy.

Etterra,

Take his gold toilet!

Etterra,

I’ll believe he’s suffered consequences when I see his kids stuffing him down an open grave.

Etterra,

Don’t forget to put the GOP out front there. They’re extra greasy, and will make an excellent sealant for the asphalt.

Mike Johnson 'blindsided' by abrupt departure that could end Lauren Boebert's career (www.rawstory.com)

Boebert had switched districts after Buck announced his impending retirement to avoid a stiff challenge from Democrat Adam Frisch in the 3rd district, but Buck’s immediate departure will set up a special election in which the state Republican and Democratic parties will choose a nominee – and there’s no guarantee they’ll...

Etterra,

You could crash an entire Boeing 737 in her mouth and it still wouldn’t shut her up…

Etterra,

Just wait. That sea air is gonna do wonders for that trucks brick’s complexion.

Etterra,

Stick an extra zero on that number and it might actually be enough.

Etterra,

The four founding member species are an unstoppable cadre.

Vulcans: the tech nerds that make things that work and have the patience needed to explain it to the humans.

Humans: the crazy guys who break things just to make them better, but sideways.

Andorians: the bad ass frat bros egging the crazy humans on.

Telarites: the loudmouths that always stir up the best fights for the humans and andorians to go kick ass in.

Etterra,

That’s how you get your daily dose of Vitamin P.

Etterra,

Don’t jump in there. Between the sticks and the mustard, that is really going to sting.

Etterra,

Thus is the army, son! We do not commit war crimes here! Not without direct orders! Do you get me, maggot?

Etterra,

You mean ‘to assist in your suicide.’

Etterra,

Hmm, if I put my phone in the microwave then it should become a microphone! I’m a jeenyus!

Etterra,

Yeah Gen-Xer here, and while I have a cut of some property coming to me eventually, I’m afraid casinos and cruise ships got just about everything else. I don’t hold it against my dad but it’s definitely not enough to make me rich. Not even close.

Etterra,

Nothing can save her from having an emoji whore mother though.

Etterra,

Finally somebody listened to me. JFC you have to pay people to have and raise kids, it’s stupidly expensive.

Does hosting the Olympics, the World Cup or other major sports events really pay off? (phys.org)

After a long battle, Paris’s beloved bouquinistes will be staying put this summer. The decision, announced on 13 February by the French government, came after considerable public backlash to the police prefecture’s original plan to move part of the iconic Seine booksellers elsewhere for the inauguration of the Olympics Games...

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