Ilovethebomb

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Ilovethebomb,

That’s so removed

Ilovethebomb,

If you have a hard time telling this is satire, you might just be a bit dim.

Ilovethebomb,

He’s in rough shape for mid 70s.

Ilovethebomb,

If you don’t read the small text, it’s believable that this is from a horrifying time in the past when nobody knew any better.

I hate leaf blowers with the passion of 1000 suns.

Everywhere I am there is a guy running a leaf blower. At my house, leaf blowers everywhere all day long. At work, of course, leaf blowers blowing dirt and allergens into the air. It’s such a special noise, it goes through walls and headphones so effectively. They are the most pervasive, annoying things on the planet. I hate...

Ilovethebomb,

Find out where the mayor lives, and just wander aimlessly around with a leaf blower outside their house at 6am.

Ilovethebomb,

Keep animals out, would be my guess.

Ilovethebomb,

I get the feeling this was written by a thoroughly fed up bartender.

Ilovethebomb,

While the US healthcare system is very broken, isn’t this actually a good deal?

Ilovethebomb,

Wait, what? Did they genuinely kill Louis, or is this a joke I’m not in on?

Ilovethebomb,

Good grief.

Ilovethebomb,

Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.

Ilovethebomb,

According to government guidance, squatters can apply to become the registered owners of a property if they have occupied it continuously for 10 years, acted as owners for the whole of that time and had not previously been given permission to live there by the owner.

Interesting loophole. Can you prove the squatters were not given verbal permission by the owner?

Also, the fact that a group of people can help themselves to a property that is vacant for good reason and have legal protection is kinda bullshit.

Ilovethebomb,

It’s a restaurant, not exactly set up for accommodation.

Ilovethebomb,

Largely because squatters usually trash and destroy any property they squat in, or at best leave it full of litter.

Very few actually take any care of the property whatsoever.

Ilovethebomb,

They have legal protection well before ten years though, this website outlines it.

complete-ltd.com/landlord-library-squatters-right…

If the squatter has been in the property for more than 28 days or is in a commercial property, the landlord will need to file a claim for possession in court. This is a more complex process and can take several months to complete.

It sounds like an absolute nightmare if you’re renovating or between tenancies with a commercial property.

Ilovethebomb,

Not practically, they actually can own it in the UK.

Ilovethebomb,

The British are weird with names.

Ilovethebomb,

Even the names for their food is disgusting.

Ilovethebomb,

Concise writing is a dead art, isn’t it?

I guess the death sentence is one way to deter people from similar offences.

Ilovethebomb,

Also just a very inefficient use of language, they really waffle on.

Ilovethebomb,

Chawin tobaccer.

Ilovethebomb,

The girl’s come hither smile just makes the piece for me.

Ilovethebomb,

God Damnit Steve, I can’t believe we had to put up a sign about this.

Ilovethebomb,

What we really need is a Schism, and for all the ml domains to defederate from the rest of the lemmyverse, and just become their own thing.

Ilovethebomb,

The ml stands for Marxist Leninist. Basically, it means the admins of an instance ending in ml has been some revolting politics.

Ilovethebomb,

I understand that, but there’s a reason they chose that domain, and that’s why.

Ilovethebomb,

It takes minutes to create an account on an instance, it’s not hard to move a community.

Ilovethebomb,

Basically set up a community with the same name on another instance, and say “everyone go over there”

If it’s done officially by the mods, then the new community becomes the official one.

Ilovethebomb,

I don’t think you understand just how persistent these people can be, Internet Communist is their personality. The last time I looked, all their memes were thinly veiled jabs at capitalism, or the US, or about their politics in some way, they find a way to shoehorn it into every single conversation.

They’re also in support of almost everything Russia does, including invading their neighbours, and opposed to everything the US does.

They’re awful, they’re abrasive, and they get everywhere.

Ilovethebomb,

Actually, those annoying dorks are no great loss either.

Ilovethebomb,

I can’t tell if you’re being ironic or not.

Ilovethebomb,

I don’t get it.

Ilovethebomb,

I see. I’m not familiar with the Yeehaw measurement system, so I didn’t pick up on that.

Ilovethebomb,

I’m in New Zealand, we exclusively use millimeters for work like this, and I’m so glad we do.

What a mess.

Ilovethebomb,

It’s difficult to explain really, you either get it or you don’t, but it’s about defense themed shitposting and nutty ideas for weapons and defense strategies.

The community, and the subreddit it branched off from, is very pro Ukraine, pro NATO though.

Ilovethebomb,

A few of the mods and power users on the subreddit were trans or gay, also to take the piss out of the “stronk manly man” image the Russian forces, and other special forces, try to project.

Ilovethebomb,

Nope, it’s Pierre Sprey. The king of unhinged shit takes on defense matters.

Ilovethebomb,

Using the Russian definition of Nazi, which is anyone who dares to resist Russian occupation, I presume?

Ilovethebomb,

Nope, tankie refers to someone who supports using military force against civilians, typically to quell an uprising. Those people do tend to be Internet communists these days.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankie

Ilovethebomb,

Wait, you think we’re serious?

Ilovethebomb,

Uh huh. Such as?

Ilovethebomb,

Correct. What’s your point here?

Ilovethebomb,

It seems like you need very specific, detailed knowledge of military minutiae for any of the jokes to land, which would ostensibly come from having a passion for said minutiae.

All you did was correctly state the point of the community. You didn’t really make a statement or offer an opinion.

Ilovethebomb,

Man, ISIS must be pissed about this.

Ilovethebomb,

I don’t hate the Beatles, but I do think they’re extremely overrated. There’s about three Beatles songs I’d choose to listen to.

Sargent pepper’s lonely hearts club band is the second worst song to ever get significant airplay, behind I shot the sheriff, and ahead of You’re Beautiful by James Blunt. That one I stand firm on.

Ilovethebomb,

Don’t change a winning formula.

Ilovethebomb,

You should write to the many radio stations that play it as a standalone song, in that case.

Ilovethebomb,

When you put it like that, jesus christ.

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