Buddahriffic,

Bwhahaha I am a parent and have infiltrated their secret organization.

ILikeBoobies,

Channel name is accurate

Daft_ish,

I smoked as a teen. Who am I to hate on other people’s gross habits?

I will say, though, hope you guys look forward to the lingering ghost of addiction as it haunts you the rest of your days.

Asafum,

That fucking flag man… What was it like 6 years? MuH hErItAgE!

The vast majority of my families ancestry comes from Italy, but as an American from a family who has been here for over 100 years, keeping an Italian flag just feels incredibly stupid and “fake” to me.

Chadus_Maximus,

Really ties the room together huh

IzzyJ,

The Wii U outlived the confederacy

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It also had about 5 million more people who owned one compared to people in the Confederacy.

AnxiousOtter, (edited )

I’m technically an immigrant from europe (came over at 1 year old) and even to me given I grew up here, it feels weird and fake to keep a flag from there.

gmtom,

Kyle on the right there is carrying some serious emotional trauma from the things he’s done to hyde dip from his parents.

KillingTimeItself,

they have a confed flag and their parents are worried about dip?

am i missing something here?

TexMexBazooka,

Nope

KillingTimeItself,

ah, good.

So_zetta_slowpoke,

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

Agent641,

Passed down through the family…

jubilationtcornpone,

Same people who bought them the dip in reality.

KillingTimeItself,

that’s what im thinking.

tombruzzo,

They’re worried their parents will steal their dip

KillingTimeItself,

fuckin stab em or something, this is repub country, surely that’s like a daily occurrence.

son_named_bort,

Get Big League Chew instead.

mechoman444,

As a 38 year single male this is very important information. (I say as I hit the bong)

stoicmaverick,

You just mean ‘A’ bong right? Or do you actually have ‘THE’ bong in your possession?

A_N_O_N,

The bong of all bongs

Sidyctism,

The bong of destiny

A_N_O_N,

The one bong to rule all bongs

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

One bong to bong them all

A_N_O_N,

The mother of all bongs

bartolomeo,
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

But they were all of them deceived, for another bong was made.

A_N_O_N,

A bong that held the power to kill a god .

Adulated_Aspersion,

The BoD? Made from a black horn? Green smoke?

BonesOfTheMoon,

deleted_by_moderator

  • Loading...
  • niktemadur,

    Meanwhile, crypto edgelords…

    How to BUY the dip from your parents

    stoicmaverick,

    Looking at those kids, I’m assuming their dad just steels it from the 7-11 he works at.

    MrBusiness,

    steels

    Gotta use the good barricades

    Paradachshund,

    Dip sounds like drugs but I have no idea which kind.

    Starkstruck,

    I think it’s another word for chewing tobacco?

    jawa21,
    @jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Similar, but different.

    TexasDrunk,

    Yep. Chewing tobacco (go check out Red Man), or chaw, is coarsely chopped. Dip (fucking Skoal wintergreen, I can still smell it just thinking about it) is much more finely chopped. I believe chewing tobacco has fallen out of favor, but I still see a lot of dip rings in people’s pants.

    Chaw is usually chewed a little to release some flavor before putting it between your gums and cheek. Dip is just placed directly there. You get flavor and nicotine. Always spit, never swallow.

    I’m actually jealous of people who have never had the need to know the difference.

    jawa21,
    @jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    The biggest difference is that chewing tobacco smells like rasins, but tastes like literal ass.

    evranch,

    Here in Canada “chew” refers almost exclusively to snuff (which is what you guys call dip. Real snuff is called “sniffing snuff” and is super rare lol)

    If you want a real chew it’s just called Red Man or “Red Man style” and it pretty much has to be smuggled from the US. The market is almost entirely dominated here by Copenhagen.

    I’ve been away from nicotine for years but on the rare chance that someone offers me a chew of Red Man I’ll go for it. That stuff is pretty good

    Godric,

    TexasDrunk

    For some reason I understand and agree with you, as a northron Blueneck! Mystery why!

    Ilovethebomb,

    Chawin tobaccer.

    Akasazh,
    @Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

    For Europeans: it’s like snus

    Corkyskog,

    Like snus without the packet to hold it one place.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    It looks like Andy Milonakis and that other kid (“T-dog”) from Waiting.

    Assman,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I’m a bit of a hillbilly and I know like seven guys who look exactly like the dude on the right

    Okkai,

    I swear I used to work with that guy in eastern Kentucky

    Assman,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    This man is definitely from the Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky tristate area.

    TexasDrunk,

    I went to school with both of them dudes in Texas.

    captainlezbian,

    100% but not cincy, dayton, or Louisville. Bumfuck near there.

    And yeah he never believes when you tell him all 3 states fought for the union

    zalgotext,

    This guy could easily be from any the hick towns found twenty minutes west of downtown Cincinnati

    Suburbanl3g3nd,

    I’m not a hillbilly and I know at least 7 guys who look like the dude on the right lol

    Hugh_Jeggs,

    Half of fuckin Glasgow looks like the guy on the right

    jeremyparker,

    Chicagoan here, chiming in: I saw this guy like 4 times on my way to work this morning.

    grue,

    What a dipshit.

    penquin,

    Bruh, this is hilarious. I laughed so hard 😂

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
  • fightinggames
  • All magazines