Lifebandit666

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Lifebandit666,

I went to a crypt in Britain as a kid, can’t remember where tf it was, but I still remember it because it was super interesting.

It’s where I learned about Trepanning and how they did it back in olden times to “let the bad spirits out” and it actually worked because it reduced swelling around the brain by giving the blood a way out.

Lifebandit666,

Yeah that’s what the dude said when he was showing us around, blew my preteen brain.

I recently watched an episode of Hamiltons Pharmacopoeia where this lady was talking about her experience living with the guy that made all the LSD for the south of Britain back in the day. She fell in love with a pigeon.

Anyway this dude was well into trepanning, thought it was a way to increase the brain capacity and expand the mind.

She ended up trepanning herself on film and releasing the footage, yeah they watched it on the episode.

She was a bit of an oddball but swears by it.

Lifebandit666,

Sometimes I iron. Someone mentioned school uniform and yes.

But mainly I look at say a t-shirt and go “Meh” shrug and throw it on. Bang a leather jacket on and nobody knows it’s wrinkled and they fall out.

Now we’re having our 1 week of summer in the UK I’m having to iron my t-shirts because it’s too hot for my jacket, but it’s only a week.

Lifebandit666,

Korn are coming to my little town in the north of England this year. I’m gonna hit the pit like I’m not 40

Lifebandit666,

Are there still people around that mock the Nemos?

I mean I used to because they were posers, but then it was 20 fucking years ago and now it isn’t, and I have a “Spooky till I die” badge on my jacket.

To some of us it wasn’t a faze, it was just a step on the ladder to becoming awesome. Many fall off the ladder, hell a lot of people don’t even climb it, but those of us that do will rock until we die.

Don’t mock the rock.

Lifebandit666,

Haha yeah I’m certainly “Special” in my group of friends. We all go to the show but I make a mental note of where they’re all staying and getting myself to the front for a little bit.

I try and get all the up-close shots of the stage while I’m thrown around the pit, and like to throw my phone in the air like horns with my video camera going.

Then 10 minutes later when I’m sweaty and out of breath I go back to the pack and show em how sane they all are with the videos of the bedlam.

Then I stick around and protect the pack when it all goes a bit mental further back.

A lot of my people have chronic illnesses now so it’s nice for them to live vicariously though me. I get regular comments about “That time I watched you pirouette around the mosh pit like it was nothing” and I’m told it’s up there in theRe favourite memories.

So I’ll still get in the pit, it doesn’t just make me happy that I can still handle it, but it makes my friends happy that they have that mad friend that goes into the thick of it and comes out unscathed.

Lifebandit666,

Oh I feel this comment, after watching my Wife’s mother do the same thing to her all her life.

“Say hi to your new Dad!”

Lifebandit666,

No no, people don’t forget the egg, it’s just that the egg is just a bloody smear without the magic serum.

Lifebandit666,

Exactly, it’s when the magic happens that it matters. Otherwise it’s smears all around

Lifebandit666,

I was recently party to my wife’s friend telling her she had held it and Wifey saying she hasn’t done that.

Then she was all about it, had lots of fun too, so who am I to judge?

Lifebandit666,

My Pa was a fireman, I’m fairly sure they would gladly have you, especially if you tell em why you’re there from the beginning.

Lifebandit666,

What was that noise from upstairs? Probably a murderer!

Is the noise it would make

Lifebandit666,

In all seriousness it was only a few weeks ago that I heard about a teacher in Bangladesh that did actually shoot one of his students in the leg. He apparently always brought a loaded gun into class with him in his bag.

www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68490662

Lifebandit666,

Look at fucking Rockefeller!

Lifebandit666,

My arse quacks like a duck

Lifebandit666,

I remember the days when I spent time convincing people to use chat apps. The last one that stuck was WhatsApp.

I’ve since stopped installing new chat apps because people won’t use them.

WhatsApp just works. Wanna video call my Mum? Push a button. Wanna send a Lemmy meme to my mates? Yeah it’s 3 taps.

I open up Facebook on me birthday and press the ❤️ on the birthday messages then shut it down and don’t use it for another year.

But if I do that with WhatsApp then I don’t hear from people I actually care about.

I actually have a friend that refuses to use WhatsApp like I do with FaceFuck. “How does she do it then?” I hear you ask.

She uses Facebook Messenger.

That’s the hold Meta has on our communications

Lifebandit666,

You go down just like Holy Mary

Mary on a

Mary on a Cross

Not just another Denim Mary

Mary on a

Mary on a Cross

Lifebandit666,

I’ve paid £50 to see Korn this year. Tickets are now going for £200.

Lifebandit666,

I paid £50 last year to watch Limp Bizkit at the same venue.

Long and short of it is that I used to get beaten up because of my music choices and style of dress in this town, in Yorkshire, in the UK.

Not far away Sophie Lancaster got beaten to death from the same thing.

Now I’m seeing sold out shows for the bands I was beaten for listening to, in my hometown.

So yeah I’m going, and I’m gonna be going mental in that moshpit.

Lifebandit666,

Click and Collect is THE SHIT. I roll up, sit in my car for 5 minutes with my Rubik’s cube, and some poor souls destroyed employee comes over to my car, takes my name and wheels my shopping out to the car.

I thank him/her and throw it in my boot, then I fuck off home for a brew.

Lifebandit666,

I want it on my gravestone

Lifebandit666, (edited )

I had a thumb trackball for years, miss it tbh.

Edit I’ve got one in my Amazon basket now.

Edit 2 it’s been binned from the basket after reading reviews and now I have a Logitech Ergo coming today

Lifebandit666,

This just seems like a normal post from the Home Assistant community

Lifebandit666,

I’d give it a go

Lifebandit666,

Damp used dishes stuffed into a dishwasher for a few days aren’t going to have anything good for you on them either and that’s how most people treat their used dishes.

No they don’t, don’t project onto the world what you think is normal. Everyone I know washes up or puts the dishwasher on straight after they’ve eaten, then puts their dishes away when they’re clean and dried.

Lifebandit666,

I do yes

Lifebandit666,

Ah that’s the issue. The people I know have 2 kids, so it takes half the time to fill the dishwasher.

Personally I only run the dishwasher when we have people round for food and drinks. Otherwise I wash up the old fashioned way because it saves power.

Lifebandit666,

Lead singer of Cannibal Corpse loves claw machines and plays them on tour. He collects up all his winnings and donated them at a local orphanage at Christmas.

He also sings I Cum Blood

Lifebandit666,

Fallout got me, a Metal Head, listening to 50s rock and lounge music.

Lifebandit666,

When I was where you are now (I'm a little older with older kids) I found a gaming clan on Discord and it really helped. Someone has posted a link to their clan and I'd get in there if you haven't already.

My clan were there when I went through my depression and they were there when I came out the other side and sponsored me for my 10k.

Clans are where it's at when you're a Dad.

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