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QUIT YA COUNTIN! TWENTY FOUR IS THE HIGHEST NUMBA AND THAT’S IT! LET IT GO!

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He’s rocking some serious moose knuckle there… That can’t be comfortable

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Why did you trick me into downloading a file??? I don’t want to download anything! Now I have to find it and get rid of it…

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No, it just immediately downloaded a file straight to my phone

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Maybe it’s because I’m on mobile? It did the same thing in Jerboa and Boost

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Well yeah, I wouldn’t think he was firing a nail gun at people he was hopelessly in love with!

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Mucus? I thought that was styling gel!

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There is no such thing as a “national divorce”. What you are talking about is civil war. A civil war that Trump and his band of criminals wants to make happen. As of right now he couldn’t do anything about it because he’s not the president. I’m sure if it came down to it he would try to illegally deploy the military to achieve his nefarious goals, destroy democracy permanently, and plant himself in the position of dictator for life. He’s said that he plans to do as much right out in public.

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Is that a boxer? He looks like Abdullah the Butcher lol

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They could have at least taken the tails off first! That’s a choking hazard!

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You eat the shells??? 🤢🤢🤢🤮

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Personally I consider things like Zen Buddhism to more like a philosophy or a lifestyle than a “religion”. I always assumed it was lumped in with religion because there isn’t really a better term that allows it to fit into most people’s world view

To me “religion” implies a dogmatic system overeen by a fictional all powerful self serving omnipresent deity or deities

Again, these are just my personal views on the matter though

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This is the character that the Bing AI image generator came up with when I used the prompt “anime style drawing of man who looks like the village idiot dancing around idiotically” lol

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It really needs cowboy boots to be a full Bret Hart level Canadian Tuxedo

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e4721a8e-2f93-4d29-b860-bf3feb720b84.jpeg

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Why is who drawn like what?

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That doesn’t make any sense to me but the calculator says it’s correct… Goddamit I’m going to be thinking about this all day now…

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Aka The Jean Genie

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I have to assume this gentleman lost a bet or something

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I couldn’t read more than the headline before that website tried to download spyware to my phone

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“NWA: Straight Outta Your PayPal account”

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Ah yes, I always enjoy a nice plate of spaghetti sticks…

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I like to build a little house out of them like Lincoln logs and then crunch through it like Godzilla

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Zucc is now powerful enough that he can claim the ancient right of prima nocta on anyone who sends nudes on one of his platforms

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Watching any movie with my mother involves me pretty much repeating the same 3 phrases over and over again:

I don’t know who that is, they haven’t said yet

I don’t know why they killed that guy, I’m watching the same movie you are mom I don’t have any more information than you do

Why don’t I just pause the movie while you go to the kitchen? It’s really not a problem

Invariably the movie must not be paused for some reason and this causes the whole cycle to repeat again

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That is also my strategy lol

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call my divorced wife

That’s a weird way of saying this… Is he divorced from his wife, or was his current wife previously married before they met and he just calls her his “divorced wife” as some kind of passive aggressive commentary about her past?

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The whole thing reminds me of that Clickhole quiz about the man and his garbage sons lol

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I got The Dreaded Laramie lol

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There is no way I’m reading that whole thing for a 196 post lol

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I’m just imagining how dirty a game controller covered in actual denim would get… 🤢

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salesman pats the top of Jeanputer

“I tell ya, you can really pack A LOT of cat hair into this baby!”

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Careful ladies, a bed that virile can get you pregnant just by looking at it!

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I don’t like to use the word “woke” because it’s become a conservative buzzword that has no real meaning anymore besides “something I don’t like”.

I grew up reading X-Men in the 80s and 90s, I watched the X-Men animated series when it came out and have watched it again in the last few years. Yes it is very progressive and liberal. That was the entire reason X-Men comics were created in the first place way back in 1963. It was originally meant to be a commentary on racism in America but has branched out to cover all sorts of liberal topics over the years

Anyone who tries to put some kind of right wing spin on the X-Men is either trolling you or is legitimately delusional

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I never understood that one either… WTF did they think RATM were singing about? Lol

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I haven’t kept up with the comics as much these days, but I’ve seen that they’re doing a lot more LGBT stuff lately. Looks like some of them are pretty good stories too, maybe I’ll pick it back up!

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I’m old enough to remember when Republicans and Democrats weren’t that different… There were always key issues that they disagreed on but at the end of the day the majority of both parties just wanted what was best for the country, and they would even WORK TOGETHER from time to time when it was for the common good… How did the GOP go from that to this white trash hillbilly Nazi bullshit? Are they ever going to recognize that the enemies of democracy have taken over their party? When did they become so complacent?

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I was merging different colored jellies. It’s actually pretty relaxing lol

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Nothing that exciting I’m afraid lol it’s a mobile game on android thats literally just called “Merge the Jelly”

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I’m certain it will finally crash if I just keep watching for 20 or 30 minutes… IT JUST HAS TO!!!

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Then the janitor would come sprinkle that weird orange sawdust on it and sweep it up with a broom

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He won’t take it. Taking the offer would basically confirm everything bad that’s been said about him. It would also be admitting publicly that he will do literally anything for the right bribe. Thomas only likes to admit that behind closes doors.

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I completely agree! It was a great “fuck you” to Clarence Thomas to really round out the episode lol

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Love the enthusiasm

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I was born in 81, so which group I “belong” to seems to change depending on who I’m talking to.

An older person will usually say I’m a Millennial and accuse me of being a bleeding heart liberal who’s trying to bankrupt the country, but a younger person will often call me a “boomer” and accuse me of being a right wing conservative who is destroying everything America stands for and is worse than Hitler lol

It’s exhausting quite frankly

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Yeah I’m kind of the same lol! Although the Zoomers get really irate when I point out that they’ve over used “boomer” so much that it effectively has no meaning any more lol

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