m0darn,

I am very happy that this person wasn’t able to obtain a fire arm easily.

FunkPhenomenon,

motivated by a deep-seated desire to use a nail gun maybe

anachronist,

Clearly the police are anti-semites. /s

some_guy,

You don’t say. /s

unconsciousvoidling,

I came here to say this.

MeatsOfRage,

Look out! He’s got love nails!

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

That is Jesus’s favorite gun!

xmunk,

Alternative opinion, that’s Jesus’s least favorite gun.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

It’s jesus’ favorite in the way that bats are batman’s favorite animal, I guess?

VaultBoyNewVegas,

Bruce Wayne is scared of bats though. That’s one of the reasons for the bat costume.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Welcome to the joke

aeronmelon,

“I don’t understand why Christians wear crosses around their neck. […] Do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fucking cross?” - Bill Hicks

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Well yeah, I wouldn’t think he was firing a nail gun at people he was hopelessly in love with!

mindbleach,
metaStatic,

I bought that dollar suitcase too, but it was in Europe so the postage meant it was just an empty suitcase.

IvanOverdrive,

Says you! I shoot my nail gun at workers on telephone poles because I don’t want them to fall.

MotoAsh,

Wow, that’s surprising. Usually it’s not hate when I’m looking to nail something.

Anticorp,

Usually, but occasionally there’s the hatefuck.

DonkMagnum,

If you get in an argument with your neighbour and put a framing nail into him, that’s assault. If you put that nail into protected minority and it can be proven that you were motivated by bigotry and a desire to subjugate that minority, you are guilty of a hate crime, which is a much more serious crime

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