Mr_Blott

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Mr_Blott,

Ceci n’est pas une pipe

Mr_Blott,

So if he says 31,000, Poutain says 300,000, can we assume the correct number is in between? Propaganda works both ways

Mr_Blott,

31k sounds awful low, considering the amount of Russian troops they claim to have taken out

Mr_Blott,

I don’t think you know how propaganda works tho

Mr_Blott,

Yep I’d agree with that!

Mr_Blott,

Come on, Business Insider?

Insider was not able to independently verify these figures, and it is unclear when, exactly, the leaked data was compiled

Aka, we just make this shit up for clicks 😂

Witty title (lemmy.today)

Steve harvey is a fucking piece of shit who hates atheist, is homophobic, encourages guys cheating, is sexist, advocates rape and thinks guys and girls can’t just be friends i am sure there is more than that but this is what i have found please feal free to tell me and i’ll add it

Mr_Blott,

Dear Americans and, for some reason, French breakfast TV presenters. The Happy-Valley teeth are really fuckin weird. Please stop

Mr_Blott,

Nice tits bro

[Serious] Iranian Ritalin is better than Novartis Ritalin

I don’t just say that because I’m some jingoist hirka dirka, but I have first-hand experience with both. StimDate is much better than Novartis’ Ritalin. I am a recreational user of Ritalin (I’m bipolar and been to the nuthouse twice over it, so Ritalin is not what I should be taking but I my medication makes me so tired)...

Mr_Blott,

And this, gentlemen, is the product of decades of greed in the Great American Health Scam©®™

Mr_Blott,

Where do you think ritalin came from, boyo

Mr_Blott,

#I for@ am quite @I don’t @look @ comments @this all day

Mr_Blott,

Cool you should stir all that 80 year old shit up again, that’ll really help everyone

In fact, why don’t we jail those responsible?!?

Mr_Blott,

I don’t remember committing any atrocities, was I drunk at the time? There was that one evening in Newcastle mind you…

Mr_Blott,

I’m saying I’m not responsible. Neither is anyone who is still alive. I didn’t make those decisions, neither did anyone related to me

Mr_Blott,

Yep, and a lot of racism is caused by people dragging up the past, and telling people that, for example “The Brits are to blame, you should hate them for what their ancestors did!”

It’s fucking stupid and does nothing but fuel hate

Mr_Blott,

BRB setting up a tattoo shop in Palestine

Mr_Blott,

I mean, walk into any flat-roofed pub in the UK on a Wednesday afternoon and it’s filled with these people

Mr_Blott,

Heinous Selfish Baneful Cunts

Mr_Blott,

I’m guessing that because your title looks like it was written by a 12 year old, the double-entendre was entirely unintended

Mr_Blott,

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Mr_Blott,

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Mr_Blott,

Credit to Stephen Collins on Shitter

Mr_Blott,

Definitely got a Renault Clio, our Baz

Mr_Blott,

It reeks of cockney tho

Mr_Blott,

You don’t know. We know exactly what it means

Mr_Blott,

Did ye aye

Mr_Blott,

KURUPT FM BOY

Mr_Blott,

Me speaking to a French guy last week -

“We’ve just been the the musée de l’automobile in Mulhouse”

“Sorry, where?”

“Mulhouse”

“Where?”

“Mulhouse”

"Aaaaaah I see! It’s pronounced [pronounces Mulhouse *exactly the same FUCKING way I just pronounced it]

😂 Happens very regularly

Mr_Blott,

You can use gender powder too

Mr_Blott,

American English - SKWOOOOOORL

Mr_Blott,

NO IT FUCKING ISN’T 😂 Only if you pronounce mirror as MEEEEEER

Mr_Blott,

Fair, I pronounce it wa’er

Mr_Blott,

I dOn’T KnoW wHo nEEds tO heAr tHIs

🤮🤢

Fuckin nobody, usually

Mr_Blott,

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Mr_Blott,

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Mr_Blott,

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Mr_Blott,

Life uh…finds a way

Mr_Blott,

Jokes on you, I keep dandelions as houseplants

Mr_Blott,

I’m fucking sorry are you just trying to wind me up?!? Where is the cylinder vacuum?

The greatest vacuum cleaner on earth is the Miele C2 2000W

Closely followed by Henry, but that was designed by a fuckin idiot

Mr_Blott,

Fun fact - if you partially deafen yourself with cap guns at a very early age, you grow up thinking tinnitus is normal, and don’t discover until you’re 14 that eeeeeeeeeeeeee all day and night isn’t normal and it’s really not a problem and you can sleep well cos it doesn’t bother you

Source - I’m a deaf idiot 😂

Mr_Blott,

Oh no! I loved him as the landlord in The Young Ones

Mr_Blott,

Ah I got the wrong Alexei - theyoungones.fandom.com/wiki/Alexei_Sayle

Mr_Blott,

Male pattern baldness, apparently

Mr_Blott,

Je croirais would more mean “I would believe” (conditional) as in “I’d believe it if I saw it myself”

In English it’s not conditional

Mr_Blott,

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Mr_Blott,

You are very much mistaken

Mr_Blott,

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