Mr_Blott

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Mr_Blott,

“Want” in the case of the US too mind you!

What’s a bit of murder if it brings in the 🤑🤑💰💰💰💰

Mr_Blott,

I’m not sure what agenda Politico is trying to push these days, does anyone know? They seem to be trying to stir up anger but I’m not sure if it’s for clicks or something else

Mr_Blott,

That would be another FREEDOM ©®™ then?

Mr_Blott,

Can’t wait for the new generation of smuggling. BRB buying a rowboat and a cove

Mr_Blott,

Fuuuuckin hell, I haven’t seen a slotted screw since the 1980s. Philips screws are exclusively for electrical.

Is this yet another way the US has dropped 30 years behind modern countries?

Mr_Blott,

Oh god yeah I still use flat screwdrivers on a daily basis, basically as levers

“Little ass plugs” are called “grub screws” btw 😂

In 30 years you’ll catch up and they’ll all be 2.5mm Allen screws. I do remember them being slotted, it was a massive pain to find a screwdriver that fitted!

Mr_Blott,

Yeah I thought it meant proud Pants Shitter jerk off

Mr_Blott,

Meanwhile American arms companies - “How much does it cost to get the friction burns off my cock from wanking so hard?!??!”

Mr_Blott, (edited )

No native English speaker would say “do these get any bigger” rather than “…come any bigger”

So I’m assuming the shopper was a non-native speaker and the shelf stacker was JUST HORRIBLY RACIST OH MY GOD IM SO ANGRY I’M GOING TO WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO SOMEONE

Edit - apparently I forgot that Americans are fucking retarded 😂😂😂

Mr_Blott,

Can I interest you in a turkey in these trying cums?

Belgium’s renowned chocolatiers grapple with soaring cocoa prices (www.politico.eu)

You famously never know what you’re going to get when you open a box of chocolates. But for Belgium, a state that’s synonymous with the high-end confectionery, soaring cocoa prices are making life for the nation’s chocolate aficionados even more uncertain than usual....

Mr_Blott,

I think it’s pretty safe to assume that the price of cocoa went up a bit due to climate changes and the commodity traders seized the chance to jack the price up

U.S. Ambassador Issues Rare Statement On Warning Before Russia's Crocus Massacre (www.rferl.org)

The U.S. ambassador to Russia on March 29 issued an unusual diplomatic statement refuting Russian government claims about information that the United States shared with Russia ahead of the terrorist attack last week on a concert hall outside Moscow that killed more than 140 people....

Mr_Blott,

Honestly I’ve seen zero evidence that the “information shared… was specific”

Not a single credible news source has reported that.

Not being a dick, just wondering what they mean by “specific”

“It’s highly likely there will be a terrorist attack at some point soon” wouldn’t carry much weight if the russkis said it to the yanks, let’s face it

Mr_Blott,

The fact you said “chip cards” instead of just “cards” is hilarious in a kinda archaic way

Mr_Blott,

I would like to say, despite our differences with the US on date formatting, 30th of March is fine, March the 30th is fine

March 30 is fucking lazy and stupid 😂

Mr_Blott,

It’s the opposite. I’ve lived in both modern, and backward countries.

When you’re driving somewhere and you see “50” to your destination, it’s infinitely preferable for that to be Km rather than miles. Makes every journey shorter

Luis Rubiales faces 30 month jail sentence for Jenni Hermoso kiss (www.theguardian.com)

Luis Rubiales could face a prison sentence of two and a half years if convicted of kissing Jenni Hermoso on the lips against her will, court documents have shown. The former Spanish football federation chief has been charged with one count of sexual assault and one of coercion in the aftermath of the kiss, offences carrying jail...

Mr_Blott,

What he’s saying is that if it was a mistake, a moment of excitement, it’s forgivable if she wants it to be.

I think they’re also suggesting is that the “professionally outraged” people on the internet, such as yourself, were more offended by this than she was

Mr_Blott,

Thumbnail makes him look like he’s touching cloth

Mr_Blott,

Lemmy user appearing in comments to be offended on behalf of the dead people in

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Mr_Blott,

Because the attention-starved outragists are clicking on it, seeing my comment then leaving empty handed, seething through their nose rings 😂

Mr_Blott,

☝️

Mr_Blott,

Thus I am concluding you are pro Russian

Did it occur to you that it might be a satirical comment?

Mr_Blott,

Lemmy is being ruined by self-congratulary wankers that pretend to be offended on other people’s behalf

I liked your shitpost. It’s so shit it’s not even funny but I’m not going to pretend I give a single shit about some bint I never met or gave a fuck about

Mr_Blott,

I didn’t read about that! Got a sauce?

Mr_Blott,

Your “source” literally says they can’t understand what they mean when they’re speaking and gives two wildly different interpretations of what they’re saying

Sorry but that’s not a source

What we know after the Islamic State group claims responsibility for Moscow massacre (apnews.com)

WARSAW, Poland (AP) — The Islamic State group has claimed responsibility for an attack on a suburban Moscow concert hall that killed at least 133 people, the most deadly attack in Russia in years. Though the U.S. says it has evidence backing up the jihadists’ claim, that didn’t stop Moscow and Kyiv from pointing the finger...

Mr_Blott,

Every headline for the past day has been “America warned about this attack and Russia ignored it”

America did nothing of the sort, Associated Press always tells it like it is

Mr_Blott,

Fucksake mate, they can’t even recognise sarcasm when they read it, irony is beyond comprehension 😂

Mr_Blott,

They usually disappear soon after

Yes, they go under the water

Mr_Blott,

The fact that you feel the need to put an /s at the end of a clearly sarcastic comment says everything

Mr_Blott,

party’s

For fucksake guys

Mr_Blott,

Naaaah in Scotland “fucksake” is definitely a single word!

Mr_Blott,

Have you actually heard a Scottish person speaking? There’s nae commas or full stops, just a stream of incomprehensible drivel from start to finish

Mr_Blott,

A Moma 26 is a pretty good ebike with 70km range, you can pick one up brand new for 1K. OP is possibly a bike snob ;)

You can also convert a normal bike for less than €500, and it’s incredibly easy

Mr_Blott,

Front wheel drive. Change the front wheel for an electric one, it’s the same as fitting a normal wheel, takes less than 30 seconds.

The controller box is hung in a bag, anywhere on the frame.

The batteries come in multiple fitting types; frame, seatpost, luggage rack

The rest is cable ties

I’ve done one in less than an hour, but to do it tidily takes about 4

Source - Me. Been doing it since the pandemic when it really took off

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Fix your own fuckin apartment mate 😂

Edit - it’s an allegory you morons

Mr_Blott,

Bear in mind their service was only “better” because they ran it at a massive loss for years upon years, with the sole intention of killing the competition, then jacked their prices up to nearly the same, but with no job security for their drivers

This happens in almost every industry and should absolutely definitely be regulated, it’s just the taxis are a bad example because they were cunts to start with lol

Uber are greedy billionaire fuckers and need to be put down a peg, make no mistake

Mr_Blott,

People have been taking the piss out of other people’s hair since the stone age, what’s weird about it?

Mr_Blott,

Bandcamp?

Mr_Blott,

Also if Purina didn’t test on animals there would be a lot of dead dogs

Mr_Blott,

We definitely need to be proactive on this, though the bullet points made me wonder what the Americans will do -

  • Safeguards on general purpose artificial intelligence to ensure the billionaires profit while everyone else suffers.
  • No limits on the use of biometric identification systems by law enforcement, particularly when the suspect has the appearance of someone who’s been exposed to sunlight for slightly too long.
  • Social scoring and AI used to manipulate or exploit user vulnerabilities, particularly to eliminate profit-damaging urgent medical procedures
  • Right of consumers haha haha haha you fucking what?
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