Spaghetti_Hitchens

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Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

We are so deeply gerrymandered, it's maddening

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

That's how I read that

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I think the Prime Directive is misunderstood. It's simply a directive that's wholly divisible only by itself and one.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it's good enough for you

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Man, there are surfers who've never caught a wave that big

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

As will Apple refusing to change a chat bubble color. Let's fix both.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

You go get your side hustle on, player!

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Reporter: And how do you feel about this?

Me, A Gen Xer: Ehh... whatever

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

If you're in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.

U.S. Sues Apple, Accusing It of Maintaining an iPhone Monopoly (www.nytimes.com)

The department joined 16 states and the District of Columbia to file a significant challenge to the reach and influence of Apple, arguing in an 88-page lawsuit that the company had violated antitrust laws with practices that were intended to keep customers reliant on their iPhones and less likely to switch to a competing device....

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple's approval.

And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

And they will lobby to ensure only their dealerships can fix your car

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

The charging port is underneath the car

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Let's see: biology demands humans sleep every day, and not always voluntarily. Yep, we should criminalize that.

Also, let's criminalize public eating, drinking, and breathing unless you have a house.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Seriously. Fuck that plant

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Bungeesus is my favorite Jesus

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Was is determined if it was a human right or a human left that got him?

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Are you suggesting whale semen does not taste great?!

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I just use it for opening the door to learn about features (not brands/models) that I didn't know about previously. Then I do searches for those features and try to find forum results (usually Reddit unfortunately). It seems to work decently well

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

That makes offering mustache rides... better?

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I knew my wife took my piece of string

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Knights yeeting serfs

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I might argue that rhe syntax of God's language is the one true syntax.

I am tired and unmotivated so I probably won't though.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Reminds me of a quote I heard somewhere that I will now butcher.

Michael Caine was so good in the Muppets Christmas Carol because he considered his fellow Muppets to be actors.

Tim Curry was so good in the Muppets Treasure Island because he considers himself to be a muppet.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Erectoplasm does as well

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Allegedly

Facebook Watches Teens Online As They Prep for College (themarkup.org)

An investigation by the media organization The Markup found the pixel by Facebook and Instagram-parent Meta on dozens of popular websites targeting kids from kindergarten to college, including sites that students are all but required to use if they want to participate in school activities or apply to college....

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

People seem to give the most praise to Infinity War and End Game, but I contend Winter Soldier and Civil War are peak MCU

GTA 6’s Publisher Says Video Games Should Theoretically Be Priced At Dollars Per Hour (www.forbes.com)

While Take-Two is riding high on their announcement that a GTA 6 trailer is coming, its CEO has some…interesting ideas on how much video games could cost, part of a contingent of executives that believe games are underpriced, given their cost, length or some combination of the two.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Shattered Pixel Dungeon is my all-time favorite mobile game. It's a Rogue-like with hundreds/thousands of ways to win; but be prepared to be humbled.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

God and Jesus are interwoven into my expressions.

God fucking damnit
Jesus Fucking Christ

I lose no sleep over it

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Nah. The Boomers are religious

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