steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Is there a purse in their purse?

EnderMB,

As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.

tiltinyall,

Only discerning women carry the Clue VCR edition.

urfavlaura,

OMG THULIUM MENTIONED!!!1!!!1!1!!!

celeste,

“Glory to Botswana!” ~the secret vow of womanhood

Pulptastic,

EDC

RBWells,

I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik’s Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I’d have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn’t usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I’ve never had another magic one.

ethd,

Please, I don’t keep a curling rock in my purse.

About two bowling balls are much more effective.

rmuk,

One in each hand, swung forward to meet either side of your enemy’s head. A simple gesture that sends a powerful message.

MountainGoat,

My wife said “yeah, they’re just missing tampons”

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

What do you think the constitution of Botswana is for?

FilthyShrooms,

When you’re playing a video game and forget what a health potion is called:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ffbc593c-6a47-4f8e-8916-75ec70d50ce3.jpeg

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yes it’s true. I periodically slip away to the lady’s room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Can you share your Lego Indiana Jones copy? pls plz plz plz pretty plz 🥺👉👈

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

That’s Lego India Johns to you

summerof69,

The Internet. Men see a woman and immediately ask her a photo of her Lego Indiana Johns II.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

no no, I just don’t have a purse yet! :3

summerof69,

my Constitution of Botswana

Oh come on, it’s not yours. It’s Botswana’s!

LemmyKnowsBest,

But I keep a copy of it in my purse. It’s MY copy of the Constitution of Botswana.

visc,

“seeds of revolution”

“Perihelion (the concept)”

sunoc,
@sunoc@sh.itjust.works avatar

Instruction unclear: I took the “okasmeme” labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I knew my wife took my piece of string

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Now I want cheese and I don’t have any here…

Viking_Hippie,

The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Always has been. 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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