Tangent5280

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Tangent5280,

I can’t figure out why this is so hard to comprehend. The rich have so many alternatives that the poor don’t to any given problem, and its still so common to find the middle class rise to take up pitchforks for the richest segments.

Tangent5280,

Oh boo fucking hoo.

When you get the IRS on your ass, you lose your hair from the stress, your colon turns inside out, you get every one of your transactions scrutinised, and you scramble to deal with it while trying to still keep your life going. When musk gets the IRS on his ass, he hires the best tax lawyers in the world to deal with it, and fucks off to his private beach to sip martinis and get sucked off by whoever the fuck. If he’s feeling particularly ornery, he calls up his accountant and donates a billion dollars in “favors” and “services” to whichever SuperPAC lobbies to defund the IRS. Same if he gets sued or slandered by the media or whatever other problem you can think off. As long as it doesn’t threaten his wealth at a systemic scale, he doesn’t have to give two fucks.

As far as I see, Elon Musk is bigger than a real person. He can insulate himself from real people problems to such a degree that many of these problems dont even show up on his radar, instead being taken care of by his assistants before they get to his table. You have as much in common with elon musk as human DNA does to Onion DNA - technically you’re similar to each other in that you’re both human beings, but you aren’t even close to the same thing.

The only problems that he might have in common with normal people are interpersonal ones.

I really don’t understand how you would even arrive to “My calling is to defend Elon Musk”. I feel dirty even spending the time to write this comment.

Tangent5280,

It’s almost alien to me too. Just can’t wrap my head around it. Maybe I’m getting too old.

Tangent5280,

Bad UX decisions is just like swallowing gum because both of them makes me shit myself

Tangent5280,

Oh man. This is embarrassing, but in college I didn’t want to be in any one in-group (I also have some flavor of commitment issue), so I used to push my way into groups and cliques where I wasn’t invited. I’d wallow in the palpable social discomfort of “Who the fuck is this?” for quite some time till I got used to it. This was my main way to score “recreational flora”. I’d later turn some of them into friends maybe a couple months down the road, but thinking back on this now, I cringe into a black hole.

Upon careful analysis of the top posts, I believe lemmy needs more unhinged text posts

man cannot live on memes and news alone. there is a void here. news stories breed reasoned discussion, generally filled with stringent, on topic remarks. memes breed tepid remarks, a step above twitter blue check replies, but little worth reading....

Tangent5280,

Not for us. We’d be full of gross billionaire flesh. Ew.

Tangent5280,

Brother, your quality of life improves massively from walking well every day. Speaking from experience.

Tangent5280,

Also, your descendants can keep you hooked up to a ventilator to infinite money glitch.

Tangent5280,

Did he have any behavioural problems afterwards? I read that removing cats claws makes them skittish since they dont have claws for self defense. Any such issues?

Your kitty looks very cute btw. 10/10 good boy.

Tangent5280,

It tastes like your oesophagus turning into dead tissue.

Tangent5280,

My pardnts resrtached mj tgunbs sll tge tjme. I tjdned okt jkst fime.

Tangent5280,

This is very high effort. Where can I find more

Tangent5280,

Its like that hermit Osho said - Democracy is government for, of, and by the people, but the people are retarded.

Tangent5280, (edited )

EDIT: Bruh this ain’t funny

Tangent5280,

what is this keyboard layout? looks gorgeous btw

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