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your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey’s paw curls all but one finger: the middle

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my dog doesn’t piss and shit in toilets 🤠

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starsector deserves so much more popularity. 10/10 would cause the collapse of civilization using hyperillegal ai cores that accelerated the collapse in the first place while getting blackmailed by those self same ai cores again

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how can people know if you’re bluffing if you don’t even know if you’re bluffing?

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  • detectivesniffles,
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    i’m giving you a 90 degree tip

    you mean a 90 percent tip right?

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    it feels nice when the closet gets a little bigger, if just for a moment 🥹

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    another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ

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    100% much easier when you just straight up fabricate your results

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    everyone imperator until the wealthy roman geriatrics smuggle gladii across the pomerium

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    i think more than anything this more reveals that you just wanted to make a commentary on genital mutilation. fair enough but you didn’t really need to make so many assumptions about op to do it

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    i bought an epilator a few days ago and went through the agonizing pain of ripping out all my body hair. currently basking in hairless glory

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    i do wonder as a trans guy how you feel about body hair? it’s obviously not a universal experience but i would assume a lot of trans men feel a sense of euphoria from it

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    femboy solidarity 🤝

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    yeah discord is kinda fucking annoying on linux for that reason. i’d recommend something like vencord (vesktop) over discord’s client

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    taken from this and the point is that dennis (the guy in blue) is a terrible human being. though i will tag it as nsfw because it does touch up on very sensitive topics

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    how does ck3 compare to 2 these days? i have ~700 hours on ck2 but never bothered to try out the sequel

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    the radical left is trying to redefine our christian keywords

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    what if we kissed between gcds 😳😳😳

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    sun tzu’s the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt

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    anytime between now and the heat death of the universe should probably work

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    this sounds fair enough. eye for an eye, skirt for a skirt and all that

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    we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that’s right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.

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    soldier every day you leave the dfac with your stomach intact is a battle hard fought 🫡🫡🫡

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    in my ass, in order from shortest to longest

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    pictures of dolphins on them.

    i wish

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    society just isn’t ready for that yet

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    may you one day have the divine might to turn water into estrogen 🙏🙏🙏

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    well no the ventilation duct isn’t actually sucking the meat up it’s just a joke. the fly is carrying it

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    this is how they did bottom surgery before the marvels of modern medicine

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