BluesF,

No

runswithjedi,

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  • Skanky,

    Maybe?

    FoxyGrandpa,

    Can you repeat the question

    ReplicantBatty,

    You’re not the boss of me, now

    Skanky,

    You’re not the boss of me, now

    Viking_Hippie,

    And you’re not so big

    berkeleyblue,
    @berkeleyblue@lemmy.world avatar

    Life is unfair

    JoShmoe,

    Now sing it while getting railed

    DocMcStuffin,
    @DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

    You can try it and find out.

    Maven,
    @Maven@lemmy.world avatar

    Dm

    Whirling_Ashandarei,

    R u a grill?

    If so, charcoal or propane?

    Cqrd,

    Damn it Bobby. That boy ain’t right

    Wizard_Pope,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    Charcoal supremacy. Fuck of with that propane bullshit. That aint a real grill

    blotz,
    @blotz@lemmy.world avatar

    Fuck around and find out

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s my favorite line from White Lotus

    Edit: youtu.be/009Q5ml_Xdc?t=170s

    HowManyNimons,

    Only half the time.

    Evil_Shrubbery,

    Exactly - it’s more clear looking at it the other way around: shitting doesn’t feel like reverse anal.

    Bunnylux,
    @Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes

    Betch,
    @Betch@lemmy.world avatar

    Kinda?

    IHateReddit,

    I love how every commenter has a different answer to the question https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cf24c1fa-4199-4fde-8d0d-e8443debd984.jpeg

    garbagebagel,

    And every single one of those is accurate

    Betch,
    @Betch@lemmy.world avatar

    I think “Only half the time.” is actually the correct answer here.

    JoShmoe,

    No clearly the answer is “kinda” it justifies everything.

    papertowels,

    The answer has a spread wider than those cheeks are going to be.

    Daxter101,
    basxto,
    @basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    We need polls

    TheDankHold,

    Occasionally

    Qkall,
    @Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

    ))<>((

    youtu.be/KQoJo81lujk

    forever.

    empireOfLove2,
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Only if you’re doing it wrong

    When he pulls out it definitely feels like you’re shitting the bed though

    Agent641,

    How do you avoid following through?

    Fosheze,

    Make sure poop isn’t home before you play in their house.

    empireOfLove2,
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    yeah uh you just don’t have poop up there in the first place.

    as long as you don’t feel like you need to shit before you start it’s probably fine. or you can douche it out.

    Agent641,

    Thats my secret - I always need to shit

    satxdude,

    It absolutely does. At least the first time.

    Kolanaki, (edited )
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Kinda? It’s not exactly like that, but close enough. You can always stick something up there and get a feel for it yourself, ya know.

    Edit: So I can’t stop thinking about this and had to come back to this post: Does it feel different for a woman? Like, they don’t have prostates, so would anal not feel as good? Or is the G-spot/skenes (whatever that raspberry feeling chunk of nerves inside the vagina is called) situated such that it’s more or less the same? 🤔

    jeremyparker,

    I’m not opposed to the idea but it doesn’t seem like the kind of thing you can just try one time. Isn’t there some kind of preparation phase to be able to handle …“stuff”?

    Graphy,

    Pretend you’re in high school again and just use spit

    dream_weasel,

    Idk what you mean, in high school my spit jar was barely half full. Now I have enough saved up to do whatever I want, but only because I didn’t waste it early.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    We didn’t all play trombone graphy

    jol,

    Do you need oreparation to poop? Your ass is stretchy.

    ICastFist,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    I think the whole prepping is to avoid surprise pooping

    xx3rawr,

    I was convinced oreparation is a real word longer than I would admit.

    Daxter101,

    The two most important things, are

    1. A good wash, and optionally a little bit of douching (extra fancy guide) if you want to push it
    2. Lube. However much you think you need, more than that. Simple oils can work fine. Soap is horrible. Store bought water lube is best.
    3. Having fun, a relaxed exploratory afternoon 😊
    Meron35,

    For 2. spend the time and do a “spot” test similar to laundry detergents. Some lubes can be very irritating and burn (usually the really cheap ones). It can be somewhat confusing because both the physical stretch and substance irritation feel like a burning sensation.

    Whippygoatcream,

    I personally prefer silicone-based lube for back door play. Lasts a LOT longer, doesn’t get sticky (can get dry, but nowhere near as quickly as water-based, in which case, just apply more lube,) and the overall glide just feels better imo. Clean-up is a little bit more intensive. Just a light scrub with soap and warm water, instead of a quick rinse or wipe. Toy play is a good warm-up. Just make sure your toy is specifically compatible with silicone-based lube or else you risk major problems.

    Daxter101, (edited )

    That’s cool, but it’s a pretty advanced recommendation (at least where I live, stores don’t stock it, so it’s a little bit more of an investment).

    Helping someone new to all this, by making it easy for them to start, is what I would have wanted to have someone do when I was starting out 😅

    gnutrino, (edited )

    Friendly reminder to make sure whatever you’re sticking up there has a flared base so you don’t end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.

    the_grass_trainer,

    I don’t care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.

    Betch,
    @Betch@lemmy.world avatar

    Or you could just find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while praying that you won’t have to go to the ER. That’s cool too.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Use a cucumber. That way if it’s gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like “I must have forgotten to chew 🤷🏻‍♂️”

    werefreeatlast,

    Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn’t, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    My garden doesn’t grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I’ll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.

    MJKee9,

    Without a base… Without a trace… Thank you jjgo!

    FiniteLooper,

    Getting August started early this year I see

    stoicmaverick,

    Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED… Or that’s how I remember it anyway.

    AnUnusualRelic,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    Ah, the edited version.

    rob_t_firefly,
    @rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

    For when it’s on broadcast TV.

    ArcaneSlime,

    Fun fact I like to bring up every time I see this referenced: He started with coke bottles in his bathtub, he continues his glass in ass activities after he healed up, and his wife is very supportive. Read an interview with him back in the good ol’ days of bestgore yore.

    stoicmaverick,

    Well now I want to read an interview with his wife. I think I actually have MORE questions for her than him.

    Kit,

    An acquaintance of mine had his prostate removed due to cancer and he confirmed that butt sex no longer feels pleasurable. I imagine it’s the same for women.

    angrystego,

    So now the important question is: Does pooping feel different for men and women?

    Assman,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    If anal feels like reverse shitting you need to eat more fiber

    Zehzin,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Eat jars full of lube. Two birds, one stone.

    Allero,

    Ngl shitting with lubed ass is quite an experience

    Fosheze,

    So is farting the day after you used coconut oil as lube.

    Assman,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Bet that smells nice

    Skkorm,

    Now I can’t get the image of a pickle jar filled with lube out of my head

    SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE,

    It’s sexy reverse shitting.

    captainlezbian,

    Kinda

    KuroiKaze,

    If you’re a dude it’s gonna feel way better than that

    Maven, (edited )
    @Maven@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Worx,

    Are you an NB anarchist or do you have a prostate? That’s the difference maker, rather than your gender

    stoi,
    LordKitsuna,

    It’s about the prostate, it’s got a similar number of nerve ending to a clitoris… For some reason

    absentbird,
    @absentbird@lemm.ee avatar

    Isn’t it a bit of a homolog to the G-spot? Makes sense to me.

    Burn_The_Right,

    Is it a homolog or is it an ANALog?

    Allero,

    Yeah, the place of most effective prostate stimulation inside ass is often referred to as “male G-spot”

    ArcaneSlime,

    Haha, the prostate is the homolog G-spot.

    I know I know, I’m immature. That was damn funny though.

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