FilthyShrooms,

When you’re playing a video game and forget what a health potion is called:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ffbc593c-6a47-4f8e-8916-75ec70d50ce3.jpeg

banichan,
@banichan@lemmy.world avatar

Lego India Johns 🤣

turbowafflz,

I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone’s purse in front of me in a line

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I knew my wife took my piece of string

flicker,

I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it’s pretty accurate.

frickineh,

I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don’t have Colorado but that’s because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Now I want cheese and I don’t have any here…

Viking_Hippie,

The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Always has been. 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

visc,

“seeds of revolution”

“Perihelion (the concept)”

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yes it’s true. I periodically slip away to the lady’s room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Can you share your Lego Indiana Jones copy? pls plz plz plz pretty plz 🥺👉👈

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

That’s Lego India Johns to you

summerof69,

The Internet. Men see a woman and immediately ask her a photo of her Lego Indiana Johns II.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

no no, I just don’t have a purse yet! :3

summerof69,

my Constitution of Botswana

Oh come on, it’s not yours. It’s Botswana’s!

LemmyKnowsBest,

But I keep a copy of it in my purse. It’s MY copy of the Constitution of Botswana.

bready2die,

wtf this is so accurate

MountainGoat,

My wife said “yeah, they’re just missing tampons”

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

What do you think the constitution of Botswana is for?

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Is there a purse in their purse?

EnderMB,

As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.

ethd,

Please, I don’t keep a curling rock in my purse.

About two bowling balls are much more effective.

rmuk,

One in each hand, swung forward to meet either side of your enemy’s head. A simple gesture that sends a powerful message.

sunoc,
@sunoc@sh.itjust.works avatar

Instruction unclear: I took the “okasmeme” labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp

urfavlaura,

OMG THULIUM MENTIONED!!!1!!!1!1!!!

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