Email rule
friendly_ghost, Good morning, I hope this email finds you reduced to a literal bag of perfectly preserved flesh and bones.
knova, 
The forbidden brownie batter
Instigate, Wait… what happened to the orifices?
Liz, They’re around here somewhere…
Kolanaki, 
Behold! This is what it truly means to be a bog creature, Tumblr. This is what you claim to be. And you know what, I totally get you. I feel like this all the time.
polysics, 7Zip
zout, Perfectly preserved? All that's left is is the skin which has turned into leather due to the acidic environment in the bog.
festnt, perfectly preserved… to be made into a soup
I_am_10_squirrels, What is leather if not perfectly preserved skin?
Foxfire, 
Looks like Bog has some pretty good compression rates! How does it compare with other standards?
Track_Shovel, No, I refuse to go down this rabbit hole. I will not take the bait
https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/bba3ccab-a08d-4785-b3f3-1ee86bfbcf93.webp
TotallynotJessica, 
Track_Shovel, Y’know, I have that same meme. Here is another for you
https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/756284bb-a945-41bb-830d-736a8c24e348.webp
TotallynotJessica,
Track_Shovel,
TotallynotJessica,
Track_Shovel, Amazing
Evil_Shrubbery, I like .vbog - the variable compression points don’t always result in better overall compression, but can greatly enhance certain parts so I think its worth it.
But anything is better than .ice, that is just bad & hard to maintain, it just looks cool.
Track_Shovel, Are we still talking about wetlands?
Evil_Shrubbery, Icelands too. Their compression grates mountains.
But if you want you bodies flatt asap, nothing works as perfectly as an industrial press.
Track_Shovel, Next on the hydRALic prezz channel. brrrrreeeeeezzzzz
chetradley, Is he going to be ok?
KrankyKong, Just have to put him in some rice
chetradley,
watersnipje, Augh!
skyspydude1,
festnt, microwave it for 5 minutes. then, after you take it out, you’ll see all the wrinkles are gone
essell, “perfectly preserved”
🤔
Like my freezer preserved that burger that escaped into the bottom of it six years ago
chetradley, The data is all there, but there may be a slight issue with the formatting.
Track_Shovel, Outstanding
SwampYankee, Feeling pretty bogged down.
lessthanluigi, Name checks out
dojan, 
It’s giving three body.
LazaroFilm, 
Dehydrate!
dojan, Countless ants.
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