MotoAsh,

Wow, that’s surprising. Usually it’s not hate when I’m looking to nail something.

Anticorp,

Usually, but occasionally there’s the hatefuck.

DonkMagnum,

If you get in an argument with your neighbour and put a framing nail into him, that’s assault. If you put that nail into protected minority and it can be proven that you were motivated by bigotry and a desire to subjugate that minority, you are guilty of a hate crime, which is a much more serious crime

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Well yeah, I wouldn’t think he was firing a nail gun at people he was hopelessly in love with!

mindbleach,
metaStatic,

I bought that dollar suitcase too, but it was in Europe so the postage meant it was just an empty suitcase.

IvanOverdrive,

Says you! I shoot my nail gun at workers on telephone poles because I don’t want them to fall.

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

That is Jesus’s favorite gun!

xmunk,

Alternative opinion, that’s Jesus’s least favorite gun.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

It’s jesus’ favorite in the way that bats are batman’s favorite animal, I guess?

VaultBoyNewVegas,

Bruce Wayne is scared of bats though. That’s one of the reasons for the bat costume.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Welcome to the joke

aeronmelon,

“I don’t understand why Christians wear crosses around their neck. […] Do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fucking cross?” - Bill Hicks

MeatsOfRage,

Look out! He’s got love nails!

some_guy,

You don’t say. /s

unconsciousvoidling,

I came here to say this.

anachronist,

Clearly the police are anti-semites. /s

FunkPhenomenon,

motivated by a deep-seated desire to use a nail gun maybe

m0darn,

I am very happy that this person wasn’t able to obtain a fire arm easily.

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