Ratulf, Sounds cute, but I’ll just be called a donut fucker, I don’t want to be pastry pounder.
AlmightySnoo, Also add some honey and let butterflies land on it 🦋
robocall, Yeast donuts only
PeriodicallyPedantic, How else do you store your donuts?
https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/1367d8c5-7678-4924-aa96-d5f6849a3d42.png
detectivesniffles, damn i ain’t got shit on that
SatansMaggotyCumFart, You should shower if you have shit on it.
bl_r, I store them in my stomach
peopleproblems, Ok, what?
Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it’s probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain’t gonna fit in the donut
kewwwi, the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it
don’t ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx
peopleproblems, psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty
stebo02, like 4 donuts
4??
peopleproblems, Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I’m in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn’t use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%
stebo02, i never measured a donut but I would swear it’s taller than that
peopleproblems, I… would measure it, but I’m out of donuts. I’ll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost
zzx, Pretty sure I could fit like… Two… And I think I’m bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You’d need like, a 10 inch cock
peopleproblems, Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont
zzx, Shit bro, you did the analysis… Can’t argue with results like that
peopleproblems, It’s why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them
lightnsfw,
peopleproblems, You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.
Starkstruck, It’s a play on the “she let me run hot wheels over them titties” meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner’s body.
peopleproblems, fr thank you, I hadn’t seen that meme
Obi, What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days…
Duranie, A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.
You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.
Dasnap, Tower of Bagel.
ByteJunk, Where’s the image from?
TheEntity, Looks like My Dress-Up Darling.
poppy, confirming. Definitely Marin from My Dress-Up Darling.
kewwwi, idk I only watch hentai
xavier666, 🗿
Gallardo994, 1 donut
out of cock
Hotdogman, This is what you’re talking about, right? https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4d5ebb1f-4992-45b6-be3c-a9f8a402f953.jpeg
superweeniehutjrs, Donuts? Like anyone who uses Lemmy could fit more than one on it 😆.
CaptainEffort, Hey I can fit two!!
bellly, What about those mini ones
ryan213, Once I find it, I’ll let you know, buddy!
kewwwi, I’ll be the first to mention “yeast infection” too. now you don’t have to.
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