Ratulf,

Sounds cute, but I’ll just be called a donut fucker, I don’t want to be pastry pounder.

AlmightySnoo,
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

Also add some honey and let butterflies land on it 🦋

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Yeast donuts only

PeriodicallyPedantic,
detectivesniffles,
@detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

damn i ain’t got shit on that

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You should shower if you have shit on it.

bl_r,

I store them in my stomach

peopleproblems,

Ok, what?

Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it’s probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain’t gonna fit in the donut

kewwwi,

the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

don’t ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

peopleproblems,

psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

like 4 donuts

4??

peopleproblems,

Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I’m in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn’t use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

i never measured a donut but I would swear it’s taller than that

peopleproblems,

I… would measure it, but I’m out of donuts. I’ll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost

zzx,

Pretty sure I could fit like… Two… And I think I’m bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You’d need like, a 10 inch cock

peopleproblems,

Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont

zzx,

Shit bro, you did the analysis… Can’t argue with results like that

peopleproblems,

It’s why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them

lightnsfw,
peopleproblems,

You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.

Starkstruck,

It’s a play on the “she let me run hot wheels over them titties” meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner’s body.

peopleproblems,

fr thank you, I hadn’t seen that meme

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days…

Duranie,

A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.

You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Tower of Bagel.

ByteJunk,
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world avatar

Where’s the image from?

TheEntity,

Looks like My Dress-Up Darling.

poppy,

confirming. Definitely Marin from My Dress-Up Darling.

kewwwi,

idk I only watch hentai

xavier666,

🗿

Gallardo994,

1 donut

out of cock

Hotdogman,
superweeniehutjrs,

Donuts? Like anyone who uses Lemmy could fit more than one on it 😆.

CaptainEffort,

Hey I can fit two!!

bellly,

What about those mini ones

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Once I find it, I’ll let you know, buddy!

kewwwi,

I’ll be the first to mention “yeast infection” too. now you don’t have to.

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