James
Insig, Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.
jballs, (edited ) 
Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.
doingthestuff, Not cool James
Toneswirly, Praise the dog
Digital_man, “Fuck Yo Toilet!”
MyNamesNotRobert, “no toilet paper? Fuck it, I’ll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I’m at it”
HakFoo, Classic sulcata assholery.
SharkEatingBreakfast, 
Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.
Not an asshole! Just an idiot.
But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Tbf most people are idiots too
SharkEatingBreakfast, Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I’ve never knocked over a toilet before.
ObviouslyNotBanana, I’m too stupid to do that tbh
GiveMemes, Sulcatas have been known to ‘accidentally’ bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.
SharkEatingBreakfast, Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another… “endearing” trait of the Sulcata!
Assman, 
Behold, a dog
ramenshaman, I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Turtle strength: 10/10
lugal, c/bananaforscale
ObviouslyNotBanana, 🚫🍌
lugal, I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let’s call the whole thing on.
EdibleFriend, 
Stronger then YOUR FACE
…no I don’t know what that means but I’m sticking with it.
lugal, I second this
EdibleFriend, I second your face
lugal, What ever that means, I agree!
EdibleFriend,
Ironfacebuster, I have an easy way to test that
tubaruco, “um actually thats a tortoise” is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group
borf, It’s turtles all the way down
Viking_Hippie, Don’t forget the elephants
rickyrigatoni, James
ObviouslyNotBanana, James
refurbishedrefurbisher, The singular version of James is Jame.
OpenStars, 
That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!
ObviouslyNotBanana, Hot shit
HootinNHollerin, (edited ) Like 85 Courics
MrJameGumb, 
Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger
NegativeLookBehind, 
This is a valid reaction
RiikkaTheIcePrincess, 
Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?
GBU_28, Or he ate it like a fruit roll up
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