James
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HakFoo, Classic sulcata assholery.
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Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.
Not an asshole! Just an idiot.
But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!
ObviouslyNotBanana, ![]()
Tbf most people are idiots too
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Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I’ve never knocked over a toilet before.
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I’m too stupid to do that tbh
GiveMemes, Sulcatas have been known to ‘accidentally’ bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.
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Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another… “endearing” trait of the Sulcata!
Insig, Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.
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Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.
ramenshaman, I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.
ObviouslyNotBanana, ![]()
Turtle strength: 10/10
lugal, c/bananaforscale
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🚫🍌
lugal, I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let’s call the whole thing on.
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Stronger then YOUR FACE
…no I don’t know what that means but I’m sticking with it.
lugal, I second this
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I second your face
lugal, What ever that means, I agree!
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Ironfacebuster, I have an easy way to test that
tubaruco, “um actually thats a tortoise” is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group
borf, It’s turtles all the way down
Viking_Hippie, Don’t forget the elephants
doingthestuff, Not cool James
Toneswirly, Praise the dog
Digital_man, “Fuck Yo Toilet!”
MyNamesNotRobert, “no toilet paper? Fuck it, I’ll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I’m at it”
rickyrigatoni, James
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James
refurbishedrefurbisher, The singular version of James is Jame.
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Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger
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This is a valid reaction
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Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?
GBU_28, Or he ate it like a fruit roll up
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Behold, a dog
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That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!
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Hot shit
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