Phoenix3875, (edited )

I mean, that’s also how now commonly accepted names came into being in the first place.

dream_weasel, (edited )

Is it? I mean Peter is just “rock”. Arent most basic names just objects or existing words turned human label?

Alternatively, heavy names like theodrick get shortened or adapted to Theodore, derrick, and so on, but that’s by nickname more than “cleverly” changing spelling.

Can you name a really common name that is a unique spelling of a name that has fallen out of style?

Gabu,

Arent ment basic names just objects or existing words turned human label?

With a few exceptions, like names of mythical gods - Gabriel (Gabri-El), Michael (Mika-El), Jesus, etc. I was going to list a few Norse god names as well, then realised they’re also just regular words - Baldr (courage), Vili (will), etc.

rustydrd,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Triniteigh

This one makes Jesus cry.

phoenixz,

Look, it’s the holy Triniteight! Or something like that…

morhp,

*creigh

Grass,

Makes me cry too…

xx3rawr,

I thought “mispellings of basic white girl names” are funny enough, but nope, we now have mispellings of words that are not even names. Triniteigh… What’s next, Conflagurayshawn?

Worx,

Maybe the parents are Matrix fans

MadBob,

Trinity’s a common enough Christian name!

TheRealKuni,

It’s a real tragedeigh.

Jimmyeatsausage,

My daughter has a friend named Hayley. She is not amused when I spell it heighleigh

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My daughter’s two best friends are Isabella and Felix, so she lucked out on that front.

AlligatorBlizzard,

… Felix is the trans guy, right? Felix seems very much like the name a trans boy would pick out for himself, lol.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. That’s Felix. I don’t even know his deadname. I think my daughter told me once because the school deadnamed him over the announcements and she didn’t know they were talking about him.

It makes me think of Felix the Cat, which is not an insult. I like Felix the Cat. Dude knows how to party.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/55/20/32/55203259260a1ff370e0046bc66ebb9b.gif

KillingTimeItself,

i feel like i’ve just witnessed something which i don’t have the context to, and should.

I dont know how to feel about this interaction.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Squid has mentioned Squidling’s trans friend in other comments.

I’m a transgender man who also picked a “popular in Europe, not in the US” name, and names popular for trans people is a running joke in the trans community. When I came out, Aiden/Kayden/Jayden were the ones that everyone joked about being popular, and then it was the “drowned Victorian child” names, now it’s Elliot and a few others I can’t remember right now (and for trans women, my support group back in the day had a half dozen Jen/Jenny/Jennifers and now the popular trans femme name is probably Emily). And non-binary people stereotypically pick nouns, Target’s pride collection had some stuff by someone who picked the name Bird.

KillingTimeItself,

ah ok, thanks for the context, i figured it must’ve been mentioned somewhere else, just haven’t seen it.

xx3rawr,

If you pick out Felix for yourself, you’re definetly a furry

hungryphrog,

Do these parents not realise that they are naming real humans that will also be adults one day? Like, just imagine a grown-ass woman named “Brexleigh”.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is our future, I’m afraid.

Grass,

If I was a primary school kid with a classmate named brexliegh you can bet your ass I’d be calling them brexit

ArmokGoB,

If I had a friend right now with that name, I’d be calling them Brexit. Would fit right in with Charles Barkley, Dick Towers, Mr. Toast, and Lexicon.

JJROKCZ,

My friends daughter is Braxleigh, I laugh when I imagine being 60 and filling out AARP paperwork with the name Braxleigh

joyjoy,

Dusti Rose sounds like a Sonic Prime character (Rusty Rose)

nomous,

Or the daughter of wrestler Dusty Rhodes

yuriy,

Pro wrestlers famously pass on their first name to their progeny, so as to not fuck up the kayfabe.

Zess,

It’s a porno name

dejected_warp_core,

Agreed. Mötley can stay.

As someone whose name is an odd spelling that is close to something more conventional, life can be taxing. I’m not saying that there isn’t room for creativity or fun/romantic name choices here. But Triniteigh’s Parents are setting their kid up for a lifetime of bullying and inconvenience, followed by the shock of their kid going to the courthouse at 30 to undo things.

yuriy,

Coyote Bao is pretty badsss actually

Old_Jimmy_Twodicks,
@Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works avatar

For a bounty hunter? Definitely. For shift supervisor at the run-down Walgreens on the shitty side of town in Des Moines next to a Matress Firm and the CBD shop? Less so.

yuriy,

That walgreens would be off the fucken hook. Only pharmacy that also stocks street drugs and ammo.

rothaine,

I’d order a Coyote Bao if I saw it on the menu

BobbyNevada,

Would it be a drink or dim sum?

dream_weasel,

Bao like the Asian bakery food? Seems confused to me.

KillingTimeItself,

definitely a furry screen name.

That’s the worst part.

yuriy,

brb changing all my socials

KillingTimeItself,

uh oh. What did i miss?

Turun,

Whenever I read Mötley Crüe I have to think of this:

When we finally went to Germany, the crowds were chanting, “Mutley Cruh! Mutley Cruh! “ We couldn’t figure out why the fuck they were doing that.

Source

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They’re not exactly known for their smarts. The only musician who was both a genius and would write a song called “Slice of Your Pie” was Frank Zappa. They only achieved the latter.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Umm… Brian May.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know, that’s a pretty American-sounding dirty song title for Brian May. He’d call it something like ‘a bite of your biscuit.’

xx3rawr,

Soggy biscuit

ArcaneGadget,

I give it about a 98,5% chance, that the ones wanting to name their kid “Mötley”, have no clue how “ö” is actually pronounced.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

True, but neither did Mötley Crüe.

yetAnotherUser,

Depends on the language, though they’ll probably pronounce it in a way disregarding every language with ö’s rules.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4,
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Muttley, you snickering, floppy-eared hound!

When courage is needed, you’re never around!

Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest

Should be there for bungling, at which you are best.

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

I’m guessing that Brexleigh’s parents are British and get their news from tabloid newspapers.

IGuessThisIsMyName,

All a bit rich coming from someone named 'Henny ’

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
CannedTuna,

Probably short for something like Henrietta, tho based on her handle she may go by Didi and there’s no telling what that’s shortened from.

thorbot,

That’s 100% not her name

sockenklaus,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

Considering her name being Henny Gesserit she just might be Wolfgang Atreides’ older sister…

Gerudo,

There was a missing child report near me whose name was Mill’ionaire.

yuriy,

I have a half-baked outline for a character who goes by C. M. Mil’naire and is really embarrassed about the fact that his full name is actually Cash Money Mil’naire. I have no idea how to use him, but I love him too much to not keep around.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

A shady merchant that arrives just when the main character needs help would work.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Madden Raige.

Lmao. Accidentally named your kid into a contract with Khorne.

Noodle07,

Good

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

As society progresses, baby names reduce in degrees of separation from the Warhammer 40K universe.

Gabu,

My firstborn will be called Everliving Eternal Guide of the Greater Galactic Human Empire, on the off chance it could be important.

BobbyNevada,

Either that or a career in the roller derby.

imbezil,

Some of these names sound like those brands you only ever find on Amazon

jettrscga,

Amazon barely even does brand names now.

A baby name from Amazon would be like “BABY CHILD YOUTH LIL ADULT 6LB 7LB 8LB DOCTOR OLYMPICS ATHLETE FAMOUS TALL INDOOR OUTDOOR EASY TO CLEAN CUTE COLLECTIBLE FAMILY 3-PACK”

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget weird ASCII symbols.

SoleInvictus,
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

Sold by Nrnrnrg, a small “Ukrainian”* family owned company trusted for generations, established last week!

*designed in the Ukraine but assembled and shipped by our “trusted Chinese partners”**.

** partnership also first formed last week, sight unseen.

dejected_warp_core,

But also sold by OMNIX and some other company called XENKO. And they’re using the same product picture. Weird, right?

Gabu,

The “6LB 7LB 8LB” bit broke me, congratulations with a hearthy laugh.

root_beer,

“Introducing our daughter, Kaeighleigh Pooplunch”

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