KillingTimeItself,

raddix.

Where my radix sort homies at?

leazel sounds like a pokemon ngl, it’s kinda sick.

nuachtan,

I Think Leazel is a traditional German/Austrian name. Wasn’t one of the Von Trapp kids Leazel?

KillingTimeItself,

maybe? Idk, im not german.

django,

You are probably thinking of “Liesel” a diminutive of the name “Elisabeth”. Pronounciation is LEE-zəl, so maybe this is indeed some weird attempt to use a german name.

FLP22012005,

Lae’zel is a character in Baldur’s Gate 3.

nuachtan,

Ah-yep that’s what I’m thinking of. Thanks.

dsco,

Leazel sound githyanki

ArmokGoB,

Almost like a githyanki fighter

dog_,

Is Mötley’s last name “Crüe”?

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’ve got good money on both their last naming actually being Crew and them not knowing what motley means.

state_electrician,

It’s actually Terry Crews’ youngest child.

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

My first name is pretty uncommon for girls, but I am the only guy I know bearing my first name. I get misgendered a lot that way. Nobody who reads it pronounces it correctly. Nobody who hears it spells it correctly. It’s frustrating sometimes.

I am comfortable disclosing that my middle name is Michael. It narrows my identity down so very little because it was the most common English boys name every year from 1961 to 1998 and was a top 10 boys name every year from 1943 to 2004.

So common is it that the Japanese punk band Peelander-Z made a song in 2009 called “So Many Mike,” poking fun at the phenomenon.

So to avoid confusion, I use my middle name when I’m out.

state_electrician,

Quis ut deus? That’s Latin for Michael. “Who is as God?”, asked in a menacingly manner, holding a flaming sword to strike down the unbelievers. That’s the archangel Michael’s job.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I mean, “Spicytuna” is traditionally a girls’ name.

frostmore,

Leviathan seems to stand out.

i cannot imagine the jokes and innuendos that’s gonna be made on the kid due to the name.

daellat,

And could have just been Levi

CitizenKong,

If his surname is Cox, it’s a great name for a male pornstar.

EvilLootbox,
@EvilLootbox@lemmy.world avatar

Look out for Madden Raige playing EA sports on Xbox Live in about 12 years

AdmiralShat,

I heard so much racism/making fun about black names growing up, but like, white people names are some of the absolute goofiest shit I’ve ever heard.

captainlezbian,

Hey Wolfgang may be weird but leave little wolfy alone or he will bite

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

The dog’s name is Max. Your foster parents are dead.

tigeruppercut,
Gabu,

Alright Jay-Kwelin, sit down.

JimboDHimbo,

That “leigh” suffix got the caucasians in a chokehold 😂😂

Laticauda, (edited )

If I had been named Triniteigh I would have legally changed my name as soon as I was old enough. That’s an atrocity of a name. Some are so funny they circle back around to something that would at least be interesting to have as a name (Raddix Zephyr is dumb but in more of a fun way, and I would genuinely not mind being named Leviathan), but Triniteigh is just so, so bad.

ebc,

Just don’t be morbidly obese if you’re named Leviathan…

SnipingNinja,

That’ll be a case of nominative determinism

Rubanski,

Or Behemoth for that matter

Laticauda,

I mean being obese will result in a hard time growing up no matter what your name is let’s be honest.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Sigurd Atreides sounds cool enough but they went and jazzed it up.

frostmore,

i concur!

Gabu,

The “Wolfgang” was a nice touch of ironic humour.

Hikermick,

It’s a child not a vanity plate

KillingTimeItself,

no no you misunderstand, the child is the vanity plate for the parents.

Drewelite,

Well at this point they might be the weird one if they’re named Anna.

shoop,

ITT: the very people the xeet is about

Raxiel,

Mötleys parents called the elder brother Richard

MagnyusG,

What irks me the most is the effort these idiot parents will go to give their baby as basic a name as “Allison” or "Ashley"

  • Ashlie
  • Ashlee
  • Ashly
  • Ashleigh
  • Ashlea
  • Ashli
  • Ashely
  • Ashlei
  • Ashleah
  • Asheleigh
  • Ashelie
  • Ahshlee
  • the list goes on and on and on

No amount of vowels is going to make your kid’s name stand out when at the end of the day it’s the same pronunciation as the most common, basic form of it.

Mötley might be weird but it’s at least unique.

KillingTimeItself,

the canonical spelling is ashley btw.

You spell it in any other fucking way and you should be inflicted with the curse of dyslexia for the rest of your livable life.

MadBob,

“Ashleigh” is normal too and not a part of this modern spelling trend. For example, this one was born in 1912: olympics.com/en/athletes/ashleigh-gordon-pilbrow

KillingTimeItself,

i mean yeah, but what other names were common in 1912 that aren’t today lol.

MutilationWave,

It’s not unique at all, it’s the first half of a shitty 80s cock rock band.

zip,

An awesome shitty 80s cock rock band! (I adore that garbage)

EpicMuch,

that’s + auto suggest is a good way to avoid getting someone else’s email at work. when I started at my new company of 300ish people there were 12 with my first 3letter name

CptEnder,

A dry dick?

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i’m so fucking happy sweden has laws preventing this stuff, names here have to be approved as not causing undue harm to the child

theangryseal,

I’m proud to be an American, where at least I can name my kids Yungblud Founding Father Lee Awesome. I won’t forget the Kanyes and Jason Lee’s who named their kids weirdly. And I’ll gladly stand up next to Pilot Inspektor and Jermajesty!

Don’t mind me, I’m just the local idiot.

bestagon,

I could see a system like that being used to racist ends in America. “Please select from the pre-approved list of biblical names”

AlligatorBlizzard, (edited )

I’m having trouble finding articles about it because search engines have become terrible, but I’ve heard trans people talk about how the Swedish law has been used to transphobic ends (and, yes, racist ones too because common names in immigrant communities weren’t on the list). There’s few gender neutral names on the approved list and getting a gendered name approved for a name change is difficult and leaves the door open for outright transphobia - and legally changing your gender required surgical sterilization in Sweden up until the end of 2012.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

this sounds like FUD to me, sweden’s government is generally very progressive when it comes to stuff like this and the system is just there to prevent people naming their kids “allah”.

If anything the way we handle names is great for trans people because getting your legal name changed can be done from the comfort of your computer, largely.

KillingTimeItself,

perhaps we have a list of “accepted variations of names” where that is what is legally recognized. Though the body will have to regulate it properly of course.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Spoiler alert: Swedes aren’t above that

fadingembers,
@fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
CptEnder,

I dated a girl from Sweden named Saga. You guys got awesome names.

I should text her…

Prandom_returns,

Sounds pretty dumb, not gonna lie.

Harm doesn’t come from names, harms comes from people.

Last thing I need is government regulation for naming my child. (It is very strictly regulated where I’m from. So a classroom of 30 kids has 6 “Johns”)

Every name was unique at some point.

phoenixz,

I highly agree with how they do it in Iceland. There is a list of 3000 or so names that you can pick from, that’s it.

Dumb people should not be allowed to pick names for human beings.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile, in America…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_Hitler

theangryseal,

I know a kid named Juggalo Jay.

I begged his parents not to do that. They call him Jug.

I even tried to get up with ICP, but then I was told they probably encourage it.

JayObey711,

That’s a banger name. I hope he listens to the insane clown posse.

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