SaltyIceteaMaker, (edited )
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

If i got that message i’d walk a few cm Taller

LemmyKnowsBest,

Jeez, he implanted a whole vertebra into your spine, with a simple text

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

This is probably fake, but I know conversations like this actually happen.

Etterra,

Imagine having self esteem so low that you convince yourself (or actually believe) that the creepiest shit imaginable is romantic.

Hell, I’ve lived with depression with suicidal ideation since I was like 7 but at least I’m not crazy.

volvoxvsmarla,

You… You can’t imagine anything creepier than someone jerking off to a picture of you? I’m not sure if I should admire your innocence or warn you about the world out there

Etterra,

Allow me to explain this little thing called “hyperbole.”

reminiscensdeus,

I mean context is important, not creepy if they’re a couple.

Gabu,

Romantic? No. Creepy? Definitely not, unless they’re total strangers (or worse, family).

dharmacurious,

Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

stebo02,

isn’t that hellah weird to think about though

dharmacurious,

I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They’re not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that’s a pipe dream. Ain’t nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

Cosmos7349,

YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE

MechanicalJester,

Brb crying

Sylver,

I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3

MechanicalJester,

People thinking of other people when they masturbate gets me off unnnnnnh

dharmacurious,

Thank you!

mossy_,

I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I’ll cherish that memory forever…

orphiebaby,

My housemate-and-best-friend wants me a lot. I’m ace and aro. We have an understanding.

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I mean, there have been times where I was recovering from a bad breakup, and a gay dude flirted with me a little…not the same gay dude every time.

It was flattering, even though I’m not into guys.

Gabu,

TBH, and not with the intention of hurting your self-esteem, girl-pretty and gay-pretty seem to be quite different, in my experience.

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’m just glad that there’s people out there that find me attractive.

tias,

Yes, gay-pretty is more soft and “feminine”.

Source: I’m gay-pretty

PMFL,
@PMFL@lemmy.world avatar

Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn’t even have to worry, I’ve always been very liked by gays, I don’t know why, but it’s true.

TheFriar,

Probably your beautiful cock, friend

squid_slime,

Ive heard about this, apparently its a glorious cock

squid_slime,

it was difficult but i managed it :)

BreadOven,

Just need a pic I guess. Haha /s.

meliaesc,

Unless…?

BreadOven,

??

Vilian,

tf brb mean

Vigilante,

Be right back

anonymoose,
@anonymoose@lemmy.ca avatar

Okay, but can you let me know what it means after you get back?

Vigilante,

Sure might take some time tho.

db2,

tf tho mean tho

Vigilante,

Though . What the fuck does tf mean tho ?

elxeno,
ArcaneSlime,
cherryryu,

as a man in his 30s how tf kids not know brb

maynarkh,

Their parents are also constantly online, so they never get yanked from an online match

Psythik,

Cause they’re always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.

rdrunner,

This is…sad

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like BRB for me was when I was in an AIM chatroom and my mom had to make a phone call, so I’d have to get logged off. And I’d say BRB but would inevitably never be B.

blackn1ght,

It’s blowing my mind that you don’t know what brb means.

Gingernate,

How do you know what tf means but not brb? Holy shit haha

WereCat,

Team Fortress Barber?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Balls Rightfully Blue.

Sylver,

The brb is the word

Tomato666,

Big Red Butthole

Viking_Hippie,

“Big red butthole crying” is probably not the reaction grey was going for tbh…

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Going afk

tygerprints,

Oooohkaay this is all about as slimy and gross as human communications can get.

PatMustard,

Take comfort in the fact that it was probably a joke

zzx,

Looks like a conversation between consenting parties

Frozengyro,

Yea just one bro helping his other bro feel better.

popekingjoe,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

It’s just a brojob.

hemko,

Yeah, heart reaction on that msg from the receiving party

db2,

It definitely is not.

Blackmist,

Depends if blue is 12 and grey is her dad.

db2,
Emerald,

Is that an amogus sussy baka?

Guntrigger,

Oh sweet summer child

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

Khrux,

I suspect this is a partner of some kind considering they have access to nudes?

HottieAutie,

“brb crying” -> 🥹

Fizz,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Omg she said she’s coming back - that guy probably

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