set_secret,

Bears… Fuck that.

(as an Australian)

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

For your information, “we are not here to fuck spiders” is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.

x4740N,

I’m just going to leave this here

View the images at your own risk

www.google.com/search?q=charlotte+the+huntsman+sp…

boatsnhos931,

I don’t understand what’s so special about Charlotte

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

In Australia, spiders are here to fuck you.

noname_yet2077,
@noname_yet2077@lemmy.world avatar

I’d love to live in the land down under

lowleveldata,

tbf I wouldn’t want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way

Noite_Etion,
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.

runeko,
@runeko@programming.dev avatar

… that we know of.

Woht24,

Fun fact, Americans are dumb

Davidchan,

Fun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.

MeatPilot,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

Agreed that’s what “big spider” wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.

Yax,

You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.

dumbass,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

I was gonna get defensive and say we don’t have that many huge spiders, but I’m currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall… So yeah…

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

But is it gonna sodomise you

dumbass,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Nah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.

Hobbes_Dent,

No no. You forgot the comma.

Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.

Not very spider bro if you ask me.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I like to call them “crotch huggers.”

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Australians sat all the hairy legs and hairs make it extra tingly

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why the saying goes “Well I am here to fuck spiders.”

lseif,

they just got sodomized, and u think a coma is going to help that ??

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