MeatPilot

MeatPilot, 4 days ago

So… everytime I nut it’s like a microplastic glitter cannon?

🎉🎉🎉

MeatPilot, 4 days ago

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MeatPilot, 6 days ago

“Oh yes degrade me more orange daddy!! Mmmfph”

MeatPilot, 6 days ago

With all that sun, maybe he’ll get a real tan.

MeatPilot, 10 days ago

You know what other option is popular and much more common than packaging or etching. A tiny sticker, made out of recycled paper.

MeatPilot, 12 days ago

Can’t wait to fight Thomas

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MeatPilot, 13 days ago (edited 13 days ago)

Left

• Name: Sour Joe
• Stats: DEX 5 - STR 3 - INT 10
• Special Attack: Yeast Starter (Deals damage over time. If applied 5 times in 30 secs opponent takes explosive damage.)

Middle

• Name: Gluten Gus
• Stats: DEX 10 - STR 5 - INT 3
• Special Attack: Bloat (This strike slows opponent down by 2% lasts for 10 secs, hits stack.)

Right

• Name: LARRY DA LOAF
• Stats: DEX 1 - STR 20 - INT 1
• Special Attack: Pound Cake (Charge attack, at 50% does double damage and at 100% causes stun for 3 secs.)

MeatPilot, 22 days ago

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MeatPilot, 1 month ago

Agreed that’s what “big spider” wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.

MeatPilot, 1 month ago

On golf courses they own, so when they put it in as a “work expense” they get a tax credit and pay themselves back.

MeatPilot, 1 month ago

Same and everyday of my life at work.

“So… Linda. How did Tim do at his first day at school?”

Inside voice: I could give a flaming shit about your crotch goblin. I just don’t want to be outted as an emotionless lizard person. Please Satan make this a quick story, so I can go back to my soul crushing labor.

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MeatPilot, 1 month ago

The folks exposed died a few days after. So it wasn’t instant. Very slow and horrible probably as all their organs and cells died at a molecular level and skin fell off.

So damage over time and can not be healed. Would be accurate.

MeatPilot, 1 month ago

I heard if you go into your bathroom and turn off the lights. Then close your eyes and spin around three times well saying “Nintendo, Nintendo, Nintendo!”

It will summon their lawyers and they will drag you to court through your bathroom mirror for violating copyright.

MeatPilot, 1 month ago

That is a fun fact! Also add another check on the list of correlations to actual society that make that movie more prophetic than satire.

Maybe I need to calm down and drink some more electrolytes.

MeatPilot, 1 month ago

Frolicking in fields? Better check yourself for ticks.

MeatPilot, 2 months ago

The keyboard just needs to be 6ft long and have nonsensical shit hanging off it like skulls on ship chains.

Also the keyboard keys would not be enlarged. There would be about one thousand regular size keys on it.

MeatPilot, 2 months ago

You rang?

MeatPilot, 2 months ago

It’s morbin time!

MeatPilot, 2 months ago

Looks like 2D quality or higher.

MeatPilot, 3 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a8b46e91-9693-43e2-90c9-c8d82d83ca10.jpeg

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

If I exercise, I won’t be able to rest my phone on my gut.

MeatPilot, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago)

Sometimes you can find instructions for different ways to cook a pizza on the back of the box. For example I checked mine and underneath airfry and oven instructions there was instructions for “nuclear blast”…

Nuclear Blast

Remove pizza from all packaging and shrink wrap. Be sure to remove and discard the cardboard tray.

Place pizza on metal baking tray within a clear path of the blast source. Do not use glass cookware as it might shatter.

About 5 miles out from the blast source. Find a sturdy structure, like a rock deeply embedded into the ground.

Place pizza on the tray and tilt tray to a 45 degree angle on the rock. Angling toward the blast to evenly cook.

Bake for 5secs for 15 kiloton yield atomic bombs or until pizza is golden brown. Grab pizza and run to shelter before the shockwave hits. If the shockwave hits your pizza it will disintegrate.

All atomic bombs cook differently, so be sure to keep an eye on your pizza as it cooks and not the blast. Pizza is done when the cheese is melted and edges are golden brown.

MeatPilot, 4 months ago

AI is really getting out of control.

MeatPilot, 5 months ago

My trick is I don’t have friends.

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