FakeGreekGirl

@FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone

She/they. Greek-American. Trying something new.

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FakeGreekGirl,

Frolf: 🤩

FakeGreekGirl,

My Google news feed has apparently decided I want to know more about that absolute fucking ghoul from Blackrock that has declared we’re not sacrificing enough of finite time on Eath to capitalism because I read one article about him and choked down the reflexive vomit, and has been giving me more and more articles about him all day.

This is how bubbles are created, I’m sure.

FakeGreekGirl,

We’re halfway to cyberpunk dystopia already. Which means maybe I’ll get those Kid Stealth legs one day.

FakeGreekGirl,

I mean, even in your example, yes it does matter. They’re both terrible choices, but the muddy cliff is likely to provide a softer, more survivable landing than the grassy one.

FakeGreekGirl,

But that’s kinda the idea with harm reduction. You acknowledge that neither choice is good, so you go with the least bad choice to buy some time to make some better choices later.

FakeGreekGirl,

Usually what you’re getting from those is pseudoephedrine (Sudafed), which is more a stimulant than a hallucinogen.

FakeGreekGirl,

I mean, you don’t really need to know the technical details of how they talk to each other to understand that they do talk to each other, and use it.

Think of it like this: you can use the highways without knowing how asphalt is made.

FakeGreekGirl,

That cat is immortal. They live forever in the clacks.

FakeGreekGirl,

Just rename the Aldi Nord faction Trader Joe’s and the Aldi Sud faction Aldi, and the Americans will get it too.

FakeGreekGirl,

In other words, this.

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/1a217f48-278d-48cb-8fd6-ab12a523ad15.jpeg

FakeGreekGirl,

My car has a mission to automatically turn me trans?

The Conspiracy runs deep!

FakeGreekGirl,

Well, yeah. It is from 110 years ago. You have to adjust for inflation.

FakeGreekGirl,

Did he twist that cop’s torso around 180°?

I’m no fan of cops, but that poor, poor man.

FakeGreekGirl,

$150 OCC cable? What a bargain!

To be fair, that cable is very danceable.

FakeGreekGirl,

You know what they say about guys with big feet…

FakeGreekGirl,

Oh, I love this.

FakeGreekGirl,

Oh yikes. I had no idea. Sorry.

FakeGreekGirl,

Great idea. I went looking and couldn’t find the fire, but found enough smoke that I’m gonna go ahead and remove the username.

FakeGreekGirl,

Oh, just as much can go wrong with the Apple car. You just don’t have the tools to fix it when it does.

FakeGreekGirl,

Not a pun, but an inside reference to one of AVGN’s more famous lines (that ended up in the theme song to his show).

FakeGreekGirl,

AVGN is Angry Video Game Nerd. He’s a youtuber that has been reviewing shitty old video games for almost 20 years at this point; he’s basically the originator of the “anti-nostalgia reviewer” genre of youtuber. In one episode (I forget which one, but it’s a very old one), he said he’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear and eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk than play the game that was the subject of that episode. And yeah, that ended up being one of his most famous lines.

FakeGreekGirl,

Wow, that is awesome

Edit: just looked up some of her modeling photos, she’s gorgeous! I should be so lucky.

FakeGreekGirl,

It’s kinda random what you get.

I’m hoping for the adamantium claws, myself.

FakeGreekGirl,

You know, if Kurt had lived long enough, I wonder if he would have ended up doing commercial jingles.

The idea makes me a little bit sad.

FakeGreekGirl,

I agree, yeah. I’m sure I pondered stupider shut when I was a teenager, but it wasn’t in front of the world.

Of course, now, thanks to social media, everyone is in front of the world all the time.

Now i'm definitely cheering for Rulestein (lemmy.ml)

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FakeGreekGirl,

I don’t think most Republicans want to nuke Israel to glass these days. Of course, that’s more because they need it for their batshit end-times prophecies than any sort of humanitarian or rational reason.

FakeGreekGirl,

I’m crashing, making me the victor.

FakeGreekGirl,

Thanks for the reality check. It was definitely not my intention to share anything antisemitic here.

FakeGreekGirl,

Is Jamie Kellner working for YouTube these days?

FakeGreekGirl,

One thing I’ve found interesting as a wrestling fan is how often male pro wrestlers will refer to another wrestler (usually another guy) that they’re especially close to as their “road wife”. Thinking specifically of CM Punk and Kofi Kingston here.

FakeGreekGirl,

I watched my mom go through a lot of bad relationships and thought the exact same thing.

Sometimes people can’t get out. Sometimes they don’t think they want to, until something finally gets through to them.

FakeGreekGirl,

Fuck contractions.

FakeGreekGirl,

Sure, but Loki, being a shape-shifting trickster god, can probably manage that.

FakeGreekGirl,

I mean, either way, valid.

FakeGreekGirl,

I would hope that was among the proposed amendments. If it’s going to be called a Women’s Bill of Rights, might as well stick some actual women’s rights in there.

FakeGreekGirl,

It’s called “don’t be evil”.

There used to be another prominent tech company that has that as their credo. Wonder what happened to them.

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FakeGreekGirl,

If you want fourth wall denying sillyness in DC, Ambush Bug is your guy.

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