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Patches, (edited )

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Patches, (edited )

Immortality doesn’t imply invulnerability. Statistically you’ll turn into a meat sack filled with shattered bones at some point. Pain eternal.

Patches,

Just keep soaking it drinking mercury.

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Patches,

Columbine ruined The Matrix look real quick.

Patches,

He has done

LMAO They did most of the damage themselves.

Might as well hold Hilary responsible for the damage he has done with her Pied Piper strategy.

Patches, (edited )

But that’s just a Theory… A [Medium] Theory!

Patches, (edited )

Well it was really easy until you told me about it !

I mean how often do you really look up band member names? Spotify/Pandora/YouTube/Plex just return songs when you look up their names not their mugshot.

Patches,

It is timeless. Like lime green kitchens.

Open source e reader (lemmy.ml)

I recently got a Sony prs 600 e reader from 2009. The battery is at the end of its life (It lasts about 3 days with heavy reading, and a couple weeks without reading). No backlight, no Wi-Fi, just an SD card that I can load epub files and small PDFs. The screen is slow and the contrast isn’t the best. The “touch screen” is...

Patches,

Epub are the de facto open source standard. That’s like a “MP3 Player” only playing Wav.

How do you blunder it that bad?

Patches,

I was talking about the file format only allowing .txt being a blunder.

Epub is a drm free format with no royalties. And it’s the de facto standard all over the internet.

Patches,

What part of Op’s comment led you to this specific project? He could not even recall the name.

Patches,

You have been banned from club penguin

Patches,

Margins must be pretty good for everyone and their mother to pump one out.

Patches,

I think it’s definitely both. I sure as shit would not pick up God of War 18: Ragnarok as a first entry but plenty of people picked it up just fine not realizing.

Even just FF7 Remake: Interobang followed by FF7 Remake: Electric Boogaloo would’ve made more sense. They ditched the entire remake part.

Patches,

The only reviews I trust these days are Steam, Steam Brigades, and Video Game Dunkey. I have to assume everyone else at this point is on payroll. How many 10/10 did Starfield get? Cyberpunk 2077? Wild Hearts? Wo Long? Dragons Dogma 2?

Patches, (edited )

Yes he did. Right after he murdered his wife.

Patches, (edited )

B-b-but he promised he would restart payments to the GOP if they cooperated and passed a budget. Even if they don’t stick to their word - we have to. Otherwise we would just be deplorables.

🤣 😭

Patches,

Odd thing to say - Jimmy Neutron.

Patches,

It’s Breast Plate

Patches,

Is that John Eldering’s Dad?

Patches, (edited )

Instructions unclear: I grabbed 4 tablespoons like you said but it won’t stop. Oh God it’s everywhere, and it hurts so bad. Halp.

Patches, (edited )

Bubzy Wubsy is a Free-Range Onyx… we would never put him in a Poké Ball.

What You Should Know About “Toddler Milk” and How It’s Marketed to Parents (www.propublica.org)

If you’re a parent, you might have noticed toddler “milk” while browsing the formula aisle. The powdered drink, aimed at children between 1 and 3, often pledges benefits like “improved brain development” or “improved immune function.”...

Patches,

You’re just describing Dry Milk. That’s existed since, no-shit, 1868.

Side Note: Is your kettle on 24/7? Is that even a thing?

Patches,

Just spend hours pouring over JavaScript for every single website you ever visit. It absolutely won’t consume you, or leave you constantly frustrated with broken websites

Patches,

But the worst scripts don’t even have UI for you to see.

Patches,

Who tf is CoolMatt

Patches, (edited )

Love that it’s not even consistent space after every comma, like,this.

Patches,

Ay but there are still notification chimes

Patches,

Viking Guy QAnon Shaman of The USS Star Farce.

Patches,

Eigh u do dis?

FTFY

Patches,

Best hope Leviathan doesn’t have a weight problem… I can hear the jokes already.

Patches,

Sorry Trayden xXx PuSSy SlAyer 42069 is taken. You’ll have to pick another name.

Patches, (edited )

A lot of these people grew up being called “The Black Kim” or “The Fat Jessica” because there are only so many standard names. Think about what that does your self esteem? All of your experience is summed up as “Fat Jessica” for the entirety of your formative years.

Further, I am one of 15 people in my company with the same first name, and 3 of which have the same first name, last name. I spent easily an hour per pay period forwarding emails to the correct parties.

I get the concept but it’s a bit too far.

Patches,

You still can. It doesn’t take much these days to run PS2 Graphics.

Your average PC could do it.

Biden vows to reopen Baltimore port, rebuild collapsed Key Bridge (thehill.com)

President Biden vowed Tuesday to rebuild Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge after it collapsed into the water when a cargo ship rammed into it, echoing what some Maryland officials said earlier but adding that he expects the federal government to foot the bill....

Patches, (edited )

I mean he could’ve shown up 2 weeks late, and starting throwing Paper Towels at people.

Because if you’ll remember that is all our former president did and it led to 2975 People Dying

Patches,

Oh no. Not the Paragon of freedom: Dubai.

… Anyway

Patches,

Because it costs like one. PSP dropped at $250 though it quickly went down.

This is $200 and all it does is let you play your own very expensive PS5 Games so long you stay within your own home portably.

Patches,

The only thing guaranteed about any poll is that they’re oversampling old fucks.

Ain’t nobody but boomers going to answer a random phone call to give personal information.

Patches,

Pray tell how it works?

I don’t know anyone my age who has ever been polled.

Patches,

Is anyone else still confused

Larian is somehow an independent enough to tell Hasbro to go fuck themselves but not independent enough that Hasbro told them to layoff people, and they said ‘okay’.

Are they independent? Or are they not?

Patches,

Thank you for answering my question. That makes more sense.

Patches,

So uh going home for Christmas is banned but uh Flying 45 people to have a meeting that could’ve been an email is “OK”?

Or is recreational flight flying for fun - like the Blue Angels?

Patches,

Batteries are way heavier than gasoline. It’s not even close in comparison.

Stored energy in fuel is considerable: gasoline is the champion at 47.5 MJ/kg and 34.6 MJ/liter; the gasoline in a fully fueled car has the same energy content as a thousand sticks of dynamite. A lithium-ion battery pack has about 0.3 MJ/kg and about 0.4 MJ/liter (Chevy VOLT).

www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/…/backpage.cfm

Patches,

Don’t be silly. We learned plenty.

We learned those in charge are willing to throw your life away for “the economy”. This was doubly obvious is you were an essential worker. We also learned that “Yes people really will walk right up to a zombie and get bit against all advice everywhere”.

Patches,

Reviewers often get a free copy of the game, the DLC and unlimited consumables so most pre release reviews are far from honest.

Patches,

Yes it’s a White Power Gesture now.

The most hilarious part is that it was originally a 4chan joke, and now they’ve accepted it as a real symbol. It’s like the flat earth. You joke and the crazies take it seriously.

splcenter.org/…/ok-sign-white-power-symbol-or-jus…

Patches,

I mean you can. I don’t see how its gonna help though.

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