TheSlad

@TheSlad@sh.itjust.works

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TheSlad,

Are you logged in? Elon took away lurkers’ ability to view replies or look at profiles a while ago. Without an account all you can do is see tweets that you were given a direct link for.

TheSlad,

This, followed by the instant diarrhea spell is a fatal combo if not properly countered

TheSlad,

Could be a selfie?

TheSlad,

Actually, that took two seconds with reverse image search.

x.com/AphroditeFit20/status/1556194761048031233

Smh

TheSlad,

Ah damn. Well to be fair, I don’t have a twitter account so I couldn’t check the profile.

TheSlad,

I always choose female characters in games with a third person camera. If I’m gonna be staring at them the whole time I play they better be nice on the eyes!

TheSlad,

No thats when someone’s blood doesnt clot and they bleed to death from a paper cut.

You’re thinking of homosapiens.

TheSlad,

No thats a kiki

TheSlad,

Yeah I concede, its a bouba.

TheSlad,

I would say the opposite, actually. Every part of the salmon EXCEPT the eye is made of sock.

📄 rule (sh.itjust.works)

alt-textIt blows our hivemind that the United States doesn’t use the ISO 216 paper size standard (A4, A5 and the gang). Like, we consider ourselves worldly people and are aware of America’s little idiosyncrasies like mass incarceration, the widespread availability of assault weapons and not being able to transfer money via...

TheSlad,

As a math nerd, I appreciate the fractaline nature of your paper.

But as an american, what is the practical advantage?? The sizes are so far apart, and you dont get papers with different ratios? Like for example Letter and Legal are both 8.5 inches wide, can be used in any standard cheap household printer, legal is just longer so you can fit more stuff on the page. Letter paper folds into thirds to fit snuggly in an envelope and legal folds into fourths. Other paper sizes are so niche and rarely used why does it matter if theyre a perfect mathematical ratio or not?

TheSlad,

Some are real, the glue in the pizza sauce one for example, but now that “funny google ai gaff” has become a genre of internet picture, you can fully expect people to be faking them for upvotes.

TheSlad,

Woof

TheSlad,

That was exactly what i was hoping it would be

TheSlad,

Yea hes pretty picky, but don’t y’all pretend you dont also have your own instant deal breakers. I share a few with this list:

Vapes

Hugs bouncer on a night out (Tbh that is weird but also I wouldn’t date someone who goes out to bars anyways, just not my kind of life, ya know?)

500 followers on Instagram

Everything else on that list is either just fine or even a bonus

TheSlad,

There are people who are genuinely like this, and his profile pic fits the bill too. I wouldn’t assume this to be satire or sarcasm without seeing more of their profile first.

TheSlad,

🤗

TheSlad,

Damn whats wrong with anime tiddy art? Are the normies ok?

TheSlad,

IP hoarding.

  1. Buy studio that already made successful game
  2. Delete studio
  3. People still buy game
  4. Profit
TheSlad,

Imagine choosing to look at a picture of this shitstain everytime you drive because youre trying to be edgy.

Shell sold millions of carbon credits for carbon that was never captured, report finds (www.cbc.ca)

Shell sold millions of carbon credits for reductions in greenhouse gas emissions that never happened, allowing the company to turn a profit on its fledgling carbon capture and storage project, according to a new report by Greenpeace Canada....

TheSlad,

Carbon capture, carbon footprint, carbon offsetting - its all bullshit made up by the oil and gas industry to greenwash their public image while they continue to destroy our planet.

TheSlad,

Yes ok, but the people spending 10k to cheat on their wives are oil executives with bottomless pockets

TheSlad,

Can i be on the list?

TheSlad,

I’ll admit its been good 20s years since I watched pokemon, but doesn’t Brock hit on every single police officer and nurse in every town?

TheSlad,

“I worry that these kids and their parents won’t feel safe in Kansas and that they will move to other states, and it’s a loss for our state. Unfortunately, we’re going to lose some wonderful Kansans because of this bill.”

This is exactly what they want to happen

TheSlad,

BigBroLookDOTcom could be a reference to Orwell’s 1948, rather than porn.

TheSlad,

5 onions. You can thank me later.

TheSlad,

Tbh even 7 onions would be pretty great, yea.

TheSlad,

Ever heard of bears?

TheSlad,

You left out the part where they first bite off the real tongue

TheSlad,

I try not to, thanks.

TheSlad,

Wow what great friend!

TheSlad,

I ain’t gay but boykisser sure is adorable. 10/10 would boop his snoot.

TheSlad,

Wear dark sunglasses to hide goofy fucking eyes, take photo from below to downplay lack of chin with perspective tricks, pose in front of expensive car, brag about all the chicks you bang that are defintely not sex slaves that you pimp out. Congratulations now you have a loyal following of lonely internet neckbeards who will hang on your every word and empty their wallets for you.

TheSlad,

What the fuck

TheSlad,

Because you dont appreciate jumor.

TheSlad,

One of the worst facets of capitalism is that in order to get richer, someone else has to get poorer, and its damn near impossible to stop that someone else from being someone who is already poorer than you. Its just how the system works. The more money you have, the easier it is to keep it, so anyone getting wealthier, even just climbing out of lower class is therefore indirectly pulling the ladder behind them without even knowing it. Capitalism is built upon ladder pulling.

TheSlad,

Protip: if you get out of the cuffs after a police officer cuffs you, that just gives them an excuse to beat the shit out of you. They are always looking for a reason to escalate the situation and show off their “authority”. Don’t give them a reason.

TheSlad,

Youre supposed to unplug the cord before biting it right?

TheSlad,

I tried one of these and I hated it.

TheSlad,

My two big issues was that gravity was working against my fingers to keep them on the buttons, and also the side of my palm would rub along the surface if the desk as I used it. I had to hold my hand up and in position the whole time instead of just laying it on there like a normal mouse, got hand cramps after one day of using it. Thankfully I was just borrowing it from a coworker who also hated it so I had no investment lol.

TheSlad,

Does that mean we have to wait 12 years for TES: VI while they milk this turd the whole time?

TheSlad,

Nintendo still made Splatoon, knowing how deep and dark the endless horny pits go…

TheSlad,

Does this mean they’ll finally stop making them?

TheSlad,

Sigh

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