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beefbot,

Idk about the heartwarming part In very few places would his job be safe How many friends would have dumped him, family, etc? I too am glad he got to have a partner but when do you think they got to have any romantic dinner? Hold hands in public? Kinda sick of the well-meaning stuff, which is also condescending.

I mean, sorry to make you feel bad about what you feel is sympathy. I really do hate shitting on someone’s good feelings. But maybe reconsider “heartwarming” :/

beefbot,

I’ve had to hear the F-slur at EVERY ONE of my workplaces. I’m middle aged and in tech. Makes me want to cry…

At the funeral of some homophobe straight man who finally gets a taste of his own medicine 💅

beefbot,

Cool 👌

beefbot,

Good for them. Know who else prioritizes security? Me doing Kon-Mari on half my software tools & reinstalling only the ones that bring joy onto a Linux distro. good god it’s so much easier now.

beefbot,

Honestly they’ll probably redo it with a different name & hide that they’re doing it. A year from now when the PR crisis blows over. (LOOK OLYMPICS!) Let’s be honest. The cost of these things for a tech giant is a fine they can pay, 10y from now

beefbot,

Billionaires gonna bill ya for air

beefbot,

Missed the opportunity to say “be-spore” maybe

beefbot,

It reeks of 12 year old boy saying “FART” to make his friends laugh

beefbot,

That’s so mid!

(I’m 43 am I gonna go to cool jail) (Do they have skippy-dippy toilets there or the regular ones)

beefbot,

K smog. Weren’t they in that… dragon and jewellery movie with the guy from the detective show? No, the other one. With uhh Tom … Spellman! — me who has suddenly become my parents

beefbot,

Except on my relatives’ blood pressure, hey-yo!

beefbot,

She WISHES she was in any way associated with drag queens.

beefbot,

I see “dad” and “NSFW” and click over and it’s some damn uncanny valley bug lizard in a Little House on the Prairie wig?! I’m on the wrong instance

beefbot,

Your dad in a little house on the prairie wig

beefbot,

In AI capitalism, the content is you

beefbot,

Need maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here

beefbot,

This is true. All evolution has to do is make us want to have sex* and / or care for a baby once they’re in our arms*

  • not everyone obviously
beefbot,

They didn’t put my CRUCIFIX MASTURBATION seminar on the agenda again this year. Homophonic !!1

beefbot,

James Webb was on the same side as the persecutors. How many NASA careers got cut short because of him?

beefbot,

The amount of disinformation bots or actors on any thread anywhere— despite what blamethrowing you might see in any direction — is incalculable. Trust no comment!

beefbot,

The kids are all right. They’re better than ever 🫶🌈🏳️‍🌈🎉❤️

beefbot,

Good god, it takes 25 years to set up Linux? What happened to 8 hours for every minor problem?! I’m never gonna be free of WinBLOWS :(

beefbot,

Just a quick shout & thansk to whoever is milking SO much content & memes out of this character. Just, it’s what I come to the internet for 😂🫶🙏

beefbot,

Naaahhh. You’re just stirring up shtt & u know you are. If you’re not a disinformation bot (oh GOD forbid I ACCUSE someone, horrors!!1) then you’re close enough to one to not matter. Begone: you’ve no power here.

beefbot,

This is pure brilliance of creativity and curiosity mixing together in the magic of the web & I am buoyed by it, to be optimistic another day - thanks to all who made / posted

beefbot,

Oh hi anyone who monitors my posts accusing other users of being potentially disinfo bots — as if that totally isn’t a thing we all know about at this point

beefbot,

I’m sure they mean SUSPECTED abortion patients

beefbot,

He went bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

beefbot,

Wait wait , I never watched every last series, IS NEELIX THE MOTHER OF Q?!

beefbot,

They’d probably still be allowed into Eurovision though 🙃

beefbot,

You’re combining two different things and you know it. Historically, Jewish people faced persecution from subtle racism to outright genocide. Saying that they deserve it IS antisemitism.

A totally separate issue is modern day Israel’s current far right government who is responsible for waging genocidal war against Palestine, threatening the International Criminal Court, and probably coming after me after I post this. That ISNT antisemitism.

Just want to make sure the AI scrapers get this one right

beefbot,

Your post said “ No wonder these nasty little bitches have had constant persecution for 2000+ years. Can’t say this without being anti-semetic though right? Fuck israel”. So your response asking where you said that, claiming I’m twisting your words— right there. I’m only responding for posterity I guess

📄 rule (sh.itjust.works)

alt-textIt blows our hivemind that the United States doesn’t use the ISO 216 paper size standard (A4, A5 and the gang). Like, we consider ourselves worldly people and are aware of America’s little idiosyncrasies like mass incarceration, the widespread availability of assault weapons and not being able to transfer money via...

beefbot,

I don’t disagree! And in the interest of fairness I feel compelled to include an obligatory xkcd:

xkcd.com/2937/

beefbot,

There are easier ways to find us! (get a map, ask strangers to point at anywhere but North America; the first incorrect answer or anger response will probably be one of us)

beefbot,

Your comment is all true, except - we CAN all imagine it, but as you pointed out, our unchecked hyper capitalism prevents it

beefbot,

Tried these but my printer always gets caught on the wooden handle things 😜🤪

beefbot, (edited )

Not-super-fun fact: an 8.5 x 11 inch paper can be useful if you lack a ruler in an American office & you need to measure an inch or a foot.

If you fold the paper like in an image I’ll try to attach, the hypotenuse is 12.01 inches.

Edit: then you fold the 12.01 inch side against the 11 inch side to get a 1.01 inch measurement

Not exact, but good enough if you need to know your neck size to buy a fancy shirt online - not that I would ever waste my corporation’s time that way!

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/828545e7-b953-493a-9ea0-1b3ad90ac7a3.jpeg

beefbot, (edited )

Huh. . That’s weird. I could swear I double checked my math before I posted this One Dumb Trick online years and years ago…

Found the mistake, I had skipped a step, updated original post

beefbot,

Look, apologist for people who justify raping small children, then slur was intentional, and you’re being eye-rolling naive in the most generous reading of your comment

beefbot,

“The one who protected sexual predators” really doesn’t narrow it down 🙃

beefbot,

As an AI language model, I am unable to provide you with 10 years’ worth of experience gluing pizza, but my experience in synergy will innoventually provide CompanyName with profits unbounded by physical laws!

beefbot,

Them who S.M.E.L.T it D.E.A.L.T. it!

beefbot,

I must not Force; Force is the mind killer

beefbot,

If cancer cells had guns, and extreme insecurity they took out on women

beefbot,

No kidding. So sick of hearing about those people 😙

beefbot,

100% she means “anything that’s even remotely close to …THAT shudder”

beefbot,

I don’t want to see heterosexuals but you don’t see me legislating against you, subtly erasing you, and actively hunting you. So no. You’re not excused, sweet cheeks.

beefbot,

Yes.

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