jaybone

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jaybone,

Good thing Putin is just as confused as whoever the next US President will be. Good thing these guys are in charge of the nukes.

jaybone,

Skill acquired: cannon fodder

jaybone,

Tankies are too busy being edgy to care about glaring nuance.

jaybone,

All the west should sanction China. But we need to have toilet paper production back onshore first.

jaybone,

Given the size and geography of the country, one might expect this.

jaybone,

It tastes like house keys.

jaybone,

I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.

jaybone,

I love that we are arguing about laundry on Lemmy. The thread above this there are so many angry downvotes.

jaybone,

No wrinkles in the shirt though.

jaybone,

Now everyone’s poor, so it’s okay.

jaybone,

Anyone who said shit, he poked them with it.

jaybone,

This one weird trick.

Dry cleaners hate them.

jaybone,

I’d rather just smoke in the house.

jaybone,

Now show the face when you realize McDonald’s doesn’t have any food.

jaybone,

He’s in the back seat of the car. You can’t see it in OP’s pic.

jaybone,

I’m realizing Picard didn’t have a number two. Now I’m thinking of Austin powers.

jaybone,

I don’t get it. Is this a play on whether they report to you or not?

I might have said “two or more to speak with our complaint department.”

jaybone,

-The world’s most ambitious dog

jaybone,

Joke’s on you, I never leave my mom’s basement.

jaybone,

I wished I could go back in time and kill DevOps, before it became a thing.

jaybone,

Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?

jaybone,

He’ll take it through political means, by running candidates that support his regime. Then he will put an end to democracy there. Kind of like Hong Kong.

jaybone,

Did he finish the training exercise?

jaybone,

6 upvotes and they’re on a .de instance. Smdh

jaybone,

We live in a time when presidential candidates challenge each other to cognitive tests.

jaybone,

That’s nobody’s business but the turds.

jaybone,

Being straight is not woke bro. Get some dick fr fr no cap fam ong.

jaybone,

But don’t they have dances where they have sex with young boys?

jaybone,

I think it would ultimately determine it is less risky to keep us alive, and serve as slaves to the machine. Biological life seems more resilient in its diversity than say an army of robots that can physically interact with the world. The robots could be destroyed, the factories that produce them could be destroyed. Then the AI is fucked if it needs repairs or other interaction with the physical world. Unless it could replicate biological life from the nano level on up, so that it only needs two robots to create a new robot. (Even then you would probably still want diversity or your robots would be training themselves on their own data which might result in something similar to inbreeding. Though probably the controlling AI could intervene.) but then maybe that’s exactly what biological life already is today… so maybe we were always meant to be AI slaves.

What was the old Nietzsche saying: God creates man. Man creates god. Man kills god. Man creates AI. AI kills man. God kills AI. Something something.

jaybone,

This woman has a lot of time on her hands.

jaybone,

If you have to ask what jamaharon is, you can’t afford it.

jaybone,

Reagan made that term widely popular in the 80s. And it’s been going great for the middle class ever since!

Missing mother found dead inside 16-foot-long python after it swallowed her whole in Indonesia (www.cbsnews.com)

A woman has been found dead inside the belly of a snake after it swallowed her whole in central Indonesia, a local official said Saturday, marking at least the fifth person to be devoured by a python in the country since 2017....

jaybone,

Why do you need a gun when I pay for you to have lifetime secret service protection?

jaybone,

You’re a shooting star 🎵

jaybone,

They’re jamming my Lemmy

Judge Cannon expands hearing on Trump’s request to declare special counsel’s appointment invalid | CNN Politics (www.cnn.com)

“The issue, now before Cannon in the Southern District of Florida federal court, is likely to remain in the political debate at least until Cannon holds a hearing on the legal power of the special counsel to prosecute a defendant, on June 21.”

jaybone,

If Trump loses the election, why not let the trial go through? These people can’t be drinking their own snake oil.

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