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jaybone,

Can you make one where she flies her plane to stop a glacier from melting or save a stranded polar bear or something like that?

jaybone,

Love that third one. You should post it for those sweet internet points.

jaybone,

Fine then, I will post it and I won’t give you credit. Then two hours later I will comment from my alt account a link back to your post and call myself out on it, thus stirring the commenters into a frenzy of anger and rage.

jaybone,

That or I won’t do any of those things because I am lazy as fuck.

jaybone,

Must you always have the last word?

jaybone,

IM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING PLANES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

jaybone,

He posted some racist shit on MySpace once.

jaybone,

That’s just an approximation though right? I doubt the number has that many zeros.

jaybone,

So it’s fitting then.

jaybone,

Good thing Microsoft doesn’t have a big say in that.

jaybone,

Thanks! I’m still surprised at the number of trailing zeros though. Is that a function of how many multiples of ten there are in the factorial?

jaybone,

Okay cool. So my guess wasn’t too far off.

jaybone,

Or if you fire your AR up into the air.

jaybone,

Look at Mr. Healthy Bowel Movement over here.

jaybone,

9 out of 10 mass murdering cult leaders recommend.

jaybone,

So embarrassing when my friends from the other cult come over and we have the store brand suicide drink.

jaybone,

How did the camera survive?

jaybone,

CAN YOU CANADIAN ASSHOLES STOP FUCKING AROUND IN MY COMMENT REPLY THREADS?

jaybone,

She probably has really healthy blood pressure?

jaybone,

Ohhhhhh dags.

I thought this was some kind of Indian food Iesanya (with an I)

jaybone,

You’re supposed to make water fizzy, and then afterwards add flavor (which contains sugar.)

I don’t think you are supposed to add it before otherwise it explodes everywhere?

jaybone,

He didn’t say he wasn’t going to eat an entire family.

jaybone,

Shouldn’t constitution be the dump stat?

jaybone,

If they suddenly turn off the water, does he go slamming forward into the pavement?

jaybone,

We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.

jaybone,

You can infodump in a box in the bathroom.

jaybone,

Ohio chili is probably the only good food that ever came out of Ohio.

jaybone,

Yo momma so poor, I seen her walking down the street with a bun with no hot dog in it. I said: did you lose a hot dog? She said: no, I found a bun.

jaybone,

Maybe you guys have good steak houses?

jaybone,

I’m not your dog, fam.

jaybone,

They’re already in on it with big bun, selling packages containing unmarchung numbers of Hot Dogs and buns. It’s like the FTC should investigate.

jaybone,

Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.

jaybone,

I’m not your fam, bruh.

jaybone,

You mean “drawing a blank.” It’s like you can lead a whore to water but you can’t make a drink.

jaybone,

Yeah but that was supposed to be their day.

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