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Polymath. Bad in math. Collecting mechanical calculators, likes subtractive manufacturing of wooden implements. Eat the rich. Don’t forget the fiber, danger of constipation. Learn. Get people to learn. By all means. All!

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The qualifications you need as a politician these days

Hamas launches rocket attack towards Tel Aviv area (www.bbc.com)

Hamas says it has launched a rocket attack towards the Tel Aviv area in central Israel for the first time in nearly four months. At least eight rockets were launched from the Rafah area in southern Gaza and several were intercepted, the Israeli military says. No injuries have been reported.

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What’s my fleshlight doing in this picture?

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Of you really think about something, somewhere Gary Busey has to do with it. In a weird Busey way, of course, but there is done relation between every single thing in the universe and Gary Busey. Thanks wishes to be him.

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She should get a strap-on and be happy, that she’s apparently not as floppy as her grandma.

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I don’t see that as contradictory. Be both. Constantly.

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Too much effort for these stupid “ideas”. Of it were a child, explain it like you did, but I presume it isn’t. So let me explain it: No.

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They boldly discovered mass media and a large part of the net.

‘We will fight with our fingernails’ says Netanyahu after US threat to curb arms (www.theguardian.com)

Benjamin Netanyahu has vowed that Israel will stand alone and “fight with our fingernails” in defiance of US threats to further restrict arms deliveries if Israeli forces proceeded with an offensive on the southern Gazan city of Rafah....

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How about parachuting that asshole and his fingernails down in Gaza? I think that’s a food idea. Preferably in two separated packages.

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That’s what they look like every time they get their nails done, duh.

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That’s what you get from hiding all the time, you elusive fuck

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That family is plagued by fate. Ts ts. One could think it’s karma.

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There is No way i go into an American City without a shotgun.

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With that father (who killed him in the end!) I can understand it.

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That’s what’s left after paying rent and shit and he’s doing 3 jobs. Repeat this: “I am free”

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Yeah. Before that there were a Greek guy named Alexander, before that there assyrians. Let’s give it back to them. Oh wait, there were since guys from deeper Africa before them… The concept of countries or nations is utterly stupid.

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He’s Busey at the moment, can he call you back at a later dimension?

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Awelsh guy orders a gin: “A shelii gynne”

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Like automatic fine tuning, like colours and stuff, vibing, totally rizz, like, you know

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I’d actually be honoured of my meat (and there is some amount of it) doesn’t go to waste. Is live to have a sky burial,but I guess i can forget it with our laws. Then again, what do I care what happens with my ballast when I’m gone.

Trump’s Brain Is Not Okay (ghostarchive.org)

While for many it’s obvious how serious Trump’s declining mental capacity has become, for too many Americans that reality has not yet broken through. The media continues to treat Trump like a normal candidate; many Americans have baked Trump’s bizarre behavior into their perceptions of him; and many take right-wing lies...

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Obviously. I don’t even wanna know what his sick bastard of father did to him. Don’t get me wrong, no empathy here, just emphasising that some shit must have happened down the line. His parents weren’t mentally same either.

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Bitch’s lying, she not nekkid. Fucking US of censorship.

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Here in Germany you deposit it in a bank and not one party alone can access it. It’s called “social law”, not “socialism”. Many things broken here, that one thing isn’t.

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Cheap pickset and learn to do it: priceless. No. 1 life skill.

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Believe you me, it’s better to disappoint your parents than make them proud asf. They don’t leave you alone anymore. BTW happened by accident and lies, from which i can’t back out again. I’m so stupid.

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And now, dear Gen X, imagine that in German. Ooof.

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Oh, THIS happens when she doesn’t get enough coffee.

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Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides - I literally laughed my ass of. “SFWA, don’t touch that”. Once I heard a mom calling her little “Riddick”, I couldn’t control myself either. My daughter had a little chubby in her class, his name was “Maxxx”, yeah, with three “x”. (Wasn’t there a comic or something called that way back??) I maybe shouldn’t laugh so loud, our daughters second name is “Galadriel”. But our names were so boring.

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I thought the guy in the picture has the wildest afro ever. I was wrong, just shadow :(

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Got another one for you: Mehrlagensichtfensterklotzbodenbeutel The bag some cookies come in.

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That’s definitely Shaka, when the walls fell

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A decent E-Bike costs at least 3k Euro, and they get stolen. Not if, when. I say: use your legs. It’s healthy. And that tells you a fat German (who loves and uses his bicycle - which was btw stolen last week)

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Brokenwind is partner town to Barton in the Beans

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Exactly. It’s not working to put them all in jail, they just grow back. When they get adequate alternatives it’ll slow down eventually, but there’s no money in that, right?!

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She actually did her best entertaining the children, the people who organized it were the lazy, greedy shitheads.

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Oh they apparently didn’t experience the real diarrhea shitting, it’s so Zen when your body wants to turn itself inside out for so long that you don’t feel anything anymore. And the feeling after it as if you were raped with a continent. So Zen.

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Yeah. I smoke weed and “forget” to eat. It’s infinitely more probable that I go on a mission and stuff myself with the shittiest food in human history for hours, then instantly regretting it, so I have to smoke more weed. You see where this is going?

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One less decision, one less problem. One moment, maybe that’s the solution?! For us all to live long & prosper?? I’ll take it!

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