doubtingtammy,

press button

Get million dollars

Wtf I thought this was the button that turns you into a girl

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Money can be exchanged for many hormones

FQQD,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

No, the chance of death isn’t high enough

FMC8456,
@FMC8456@lemm.ee avatar

Can always keep pressing until you get it, or just keep pressing to increase odds, these buttons usually allow multiple pushes.

SGG,

sets up auto clicker

NorthWestWind,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

cuz you can only die once anyway, so you will end up with a chance approaching 100% of getting the money

TheFriendlyDickhead,

If it continues clicking after your death its infinite money. Not for you, but fir someone…

TowardsTheFuture,

Meanwhile, people who play Xcom refuse to press the button.

SpruceBringsteen,

Can I throw a grenade at the button?

RandomStickman,
@RandomStickman@kbin.run avatar

I'm read like a book

djsoren19,

I know it says 100% chance to die.

I’m still pushin it.

grrgyle,

I don’t even walk out my front door unless I see full cover nearby

TheFriendlyDickhead,

Nobody can tell me that the Xcom probabilities aren’ riged. The amount of times I have died because someone messed up hitting something right infront of them is way to high

AEsheron,

For the new game, on some difficulties it is rigged. But only ever in the player’s favor.

SomeGuy69,

So like every regular day waking up, but this time with the million dollar chance.

grrgyle,

Damn, what is it like to be you?

SomeGuy69,

My name is Bond, James Bond.

traches,

If you roll a 1% chance of dying every day, you don’t make it to your first birthday

SomeGuy69,

I’m just incredible lucky

Mnemnosyne,

The big question is how many times to press it. Once at least is a given. It does specify the death as gruesome, so I don’t really want the death, but I’d also like enough money to not have to worry again until a non gruesome death.

Like, if it was painless death, I’d probably say something like 20 or 30 times, but with a gruesome one…maybe 5 max, or perhaps even less. Still, one or two pushes is a given.

saigot,

5 presses would be enough to pay yourself 100k a year for 50 years + interest gained with a 95% chance of success. That’s what I’d go with.

Ultraviolet,

It can be both gruesome and painless. Something where you wouldn’t even know what happened, but the person unlucky enough to clean up would be scarred for life.

FMC8456,
@FMC8456@lemm.ee avatar

It’s also a gamble because you might get a painless one but also could get one that is insanely painful. Those odds aren’t clearly defined and quantified like the button’s odds.

AEsheron,

Like being hit by a train.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

At 30 pushes you still have a chance of 73,97% to live. Thats not thaat bad for 30million

Makfreeman,

As many times as I can before dying. The family gets the money, I’m gone. Win win.

essell,

Oh no! Family thinks it’s drugs money and gives it to the police!

Monkey paw strikes again.

shani66,

Man you got a shitty family if they’ll give up your hard earned drug money

Draconic_NEO,
@Draconic_NEO@pawb.social avatar

Make them press the button instead 😈

GluWu,

Only 1% chance of winning? Fuck no.

djsoren19,

I’d absolutely press it once, because if I’m unlucky enough to hit a 1% on the first press, I think I’d rather just be dead anyway. That kinda bad luck will kill you in some other way.

Korne127,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

That‘s… not how any of this works

thatsTheCatch,

If it was “die instantly,” then I would definitely press it. However, it says “die a gruesome death,” which kinda scares me, so I’m not sure if I would…

phdepressed,

Death is gruesome. Even dying in your sleep is still gruesome.

FMC8456,
@FMC8456@lemm.ee avatar

In this context gruesome death means something violent and painful, think back to Final Destination or a Saw movie for some examples.

Appleseuss,

Swap those numbers and you got yourself a deal!

frezik,

Long time Xcom player here, back to the original series.

No.

Xanis,

First time I experienced this exact sentiment was years ago playing Dynasty Tactics.

99% chance to hit?

Realize devs forgot to include the decimal. 90.1% chance of exploding.

Nom,

I was about to comment about Fire Emblem but yes Xcom is the superior example.

AngryCommieKender,

If you haven’t run across it, UFO:AI is an open source “re-release” of X-COM Apocalypse

ZILtoid1991,

Considering real life, it’s a pretty good deal. Real jobs have a way-higher guresome death chance to 1 million dollar ratio, and most of the time you just end up in a dead-end job.

experbia,
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

sweet, a quantum immortality tester that prints money.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Stop, stop, the button only works once!

kittenzrulz123,

Either way I deal with my dysphoria :3

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