Doing the important work
HawlSera, Wait…
It’s actually called Johns Hopkins? I thought it was John Hopkins and people were pluaralizing John in a weird attempt to be funny
motor_spirit, yeah
prime_number_314159, Johns Hopkins University is named after the guy that funded it at the beginning, Johns Hopkins. He was named after his grandfather, Johns Hopkins, whose first name was his mother’s last name.
So Johns Hopkins has two last names, but one of them is a first name.
Obi, 
I only know Jon Hopkins, fantastic music producer.
sawdustprophet, 
It’s actually called Johns Hopkins?
Named for Johns Hopkins, who got his first name from his mother’s maiden name.
zarkanian, 
That would be a very strange thing for news outlets to do.
IzzyScissor, “Edible” does not mean “good”.
NateNate60, The sticker on most fruits sold in American grocery stores that contains a bar code is nominally edible.
Iapar, My ass is nominally edible.
Risk, How you doin’?
NoIWontPickaName, You need a friend named reward.
You could be like a crime fighting duo
binomialchicken, Until the inevitable betrayal…
Iapar, Doin’ fine, what about yourself?
Viking_Hippie, Famous last words.
LemmyKnowsBest, I buy fruit just for the stickers. I eat the stickers and throw the fruit away. I do it on TikTok for views. I’m edgy like that.
/s those were all lies that I just made up in my head. But I’m sure it’s possible someone would do that.
misterundercoat, Om nom nominally
FQQD, 
GBU_28, 🎶 wouldn’t a got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit🎶
jas0n, Wouldn’t have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn’t fit
TurboDiesel, 
That’s not a burrito, that’s a clutch purse. Learn how to roll a burrito.
HotDogFingies, 
Uhhhhh, fuck no. Some children invented this shit back in 1999. It was on Figure it Out. How fucking dare you.
PhreakyByNature, Wtf Michelle Trachtenberg is in that?! I never really knew of her in those days I guess, not until Buffy onwards.
general_kitten,
- have good technique
- really big tortillas
- you can wrap it in foil
Coskii, 
- If tortilla still isn’t large enough, make larger.
hglman, Or have 2 burritos.
rug_burn, Not all heroes wear capes
taiyang, Wow, I must be taking for granted the burrito jockeys in my city-- who has this problem?
Granted, that image looks like they were trying to make a burrito out of flat bread or some shit, does not look right.
HerbalGamer, 
burrito jockeys
Why does that sound like you mean a banana hammock
TheDoozer, Panini press after wrapping it. It’s a game changer.
It holds everything together and gives you a crispy tortilla. All around a superior experience.
RootBeerGuy, 
Looks like a strip of mold. No thanks.
MrBusiness, That also looks like the saddest burrito, like it’s been kept in a cage.
candyman337, … just seal it with an oil and heat
MrJameGumb, 
Yeah, but now I can’t open it up to make sure that no one cummed in my burrito…
don, Free protein
nyahlathotep, 
I didn’t cum in your burrito! I wouldn’t do that to you!
hoch, Let’s empty some cans!
MrJameGumb, NEVER STOP PARTYING!!! 👮♀️🚓👮♀️🚨
johannesvanderwhales, If that’s a major concern I’d maybe recommend making your burrito.
zarkanian, Cummed?
Asafum, I haven’t perfected the wrap, but I found toasting it slightly after wrapping holds it together and tastes better
Gradually_Adjusting, 
A little cheese welds it shut
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
I feel like nori would work, no?
aeronmelon, Right? Japan has only been doing this for 1,200 years or so.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Seems like the obvious answer.
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