Chadus_Maximus

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Chadus_Maximus,

False.

Chadus_Maximus, (edited )

26 here. When it does finally happen I’ll let you know. I just hated seeing all the time wasted by my parents as they arrived early so I vowed to never be like them.

Chadus_Maximus,

I just hate being told what (not) to do. If there is a solution to the problem, fucking let me solve it. I don’t need anyone’s permission or be told to deal with it just like every other schmuck.

I feel like my intelligence is being personally insulted. Any company deciding that I shouldn’t try to repair my phone, which is my property, because they believe I am too retarded to fix it, can suck a dick.

Chadus_Maximus,

I mean… It would be true if there were no derivatives. When you start betting money on whether the line goes up or down, the stock price cases being reflective of the stock’s value.

Chadus_Maximus,

The US…

50 provinces in a trenchcoat.

Chadus_Maximus,

Trusting them to not get sued :(

Chadus_Maximus,

Same. Feels like the older generations just hijacked the discourse on how to decarbonize. “Oh you want to reduce carbon emissions? Fine. But we’ll do it in a way that makes us feel good.”

Boomers had plenty of time to adjust their lifestyle. They failed. Now they want us to take drastic measures to make up for it (or they will want to in the coming decades).

Chadus_Maximus,

Oh yeah? Well now your ears are ringing.

Chadus_Maximus,

Drink verification can

Chadus_Maximus,

More like someone giving you a lecture about where every ingredient came from, who gathered it and how it found its way into the dish before letting you eat. Just give me the fucking food I don’t have time for this nonsense.

Chadus_Maximus,

Not the same person. That’s Porzingis.

Chadus_Maximus,

Sure bud

Chadus_Maximus, (edited )

Nah, the truth of the matter is that incorporating an amen break into the song instantly made it the winner. Genius move, really.

Chadus_Maximus,

The continent itself has a cape.

Chadus_Maximus,

My city of 3000 people certainly appreciates us buying locally. Some other city that’s 100x the size? They’re gonna be fine. Is the real estate price really so important business would rather make us buy goods from nearby places?

Chadus_Maximus,

I genuinely refuse to believe that it is more profitable for them to pay for AC, water and electricity that RTO would require. There has to be something else I am missing. Is it all just managers justifying their stupid decisions to other managers?

Chadus_Maximus,

Wait, there are people who don’t have constant music in their ears?

Chadus_Maximus,

Counterpoint:

Based

Chadus_Maximus,

Really ties the room together huh

Chadus_Maximus,

That’s a naughty number and we don’t allow those.

Chadus_Maximus,

Another fun fact: if you ask people to pick 2/3rds of a number everyone else picks when asked the same question, the correct number is drumroll 24.

Chadus_Maximus,

In a lot of cases the sky isn’t blue.

Chadus_Maximus,

Ehh just cut it in half. Not like they’ll notice.

Please, for the love of God, VOTE! (pawb.social)

I don’t like Biden either, but anyone with half a brain knows there are two choices in the 2020 election. If we had a sane voting system, voting third party might be worth it, but as it stands, no one but you knows your favorite candidate exists and unless you want to become their campaign manager that will still be true in...

Chadus_Maximus,

next time

Woah, calm down buddy. No reason why there should be a next time. Republicans are already creating projects as if there isn’t.

Chadus_Maximus,

Sounds great! Where do I fill in my sensitive data?

Chadus_Maximus,

No.

Chadus_Maximus,

I hereby revoke the right of my messages being read by lemmy.ml administrators under any circumstances.

Chadus_Maximus,

Sir this is Lemmy. We don’t interact with people for trivialities.

Chadus_Maximus,

Wait, you’re not supposed to put your feet on the chair?

Chadus_Maximus,

We put a monetary value on their lives. The value is different, but it’s there nevertheless.

Chadus_Maximus,

Can’t wait to not hear it from the other side of the house

Chadus_Maximus,

Way too often. Maintainers wish I didn’t…

Chadus_Maximus,

That’s what happens to me when I don’t shove enough water into my throat before bedtime. Your body flushes all the bad stuff out and has no water left in the morning. You can either stop eating salty foods (or food in general) before bedtime, or split your sleep into several parts.

Chadus_Maximus,

No sleep tips I followed ever made me feel rested if I went to sleep before 12PM. The only way is to take a nap and sleep from 1AM to 7AM. Nobody suggests doing that though, for some reason…

Gotta acknowledge that these tips work for people who have average sleep habits, ones least likely to have bad sleep habits.

Chadus_Maximus,

Monolingoloid

Chadus_Maximus,

Try not to talk about Linux on Lemmy challenge (impossible): failed.

Chadus_Maximus,

Should look like a mushroom TBH.

Chadus_Maximus,

I use a hacksaw to get the cleanest cut!

Chadus_Maximus,

Turkish delight has the same energy as mystery meat. The name convinces us it’s better than what we think it will be, but it never is.

ajayiyer, to linux
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Gentle reminder to everyone that support for ends in about 90 weeks. Many computers can't upgrade to Win 11 so here are your options:

  1. Continue on Win 10 but with higher security risks.
  2. Buy new and expensive hardware that supports Win11.
  3. Try a beginner friendly distro like . It only takes about two months to acclimate.

@nixCraft @linux @windowscentralbot

Chadus_Maximus,

Yeah. Did you know that Andromeda Galaxy will collide with Milky Way in 4.5 billion years? Gotta watch out for that one as well.

Chadus_Maximus,

Xbox boss “would love to find solutions” so games keep being profitable even after they’re no longer being sold.

Chadus_Maximus,

Many (most) people have not had fun playing the campaign in PoE 1. And we sure as hell hope GGG s doesn’t listen to people who only play through the campaign and quit. Although they don’t spend any money so it shouldn’t be an issue.

Chadus_Maximus,

Chronicon was pretty fun. Mini healer too.

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