Gork

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Execs: Write that down! Write that down!

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Fish per second 🐟

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This is how they elect their President.

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If only spam callers were unable to spoof phone numbers that’d be great.

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Heh that happened to me too! Very strange.

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A vote to censure Halloran would only repudiate his remarks and have no effect on his ability to legislate, speak during debate or serve on legislative committees.

So it’s effectively toothless. There are no serious repercussions then to being censured.

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One eye is positive. One eye is negative. The third eye, the most mysterious, is GND.

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Extrude as a word sounds quite Fr*nch.

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Fun fact: doors are the preferred method for humans to enter buildings and structures.

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First handjob

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Hmm technically yes. So this will be more of a monkey’s paw type wish granting.

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I would be content even if it gets chilled and tastes like filtered spring water.

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At this rate Embracer won’t have any companies left to sell.

Sega sells off Relic Entertainment, will axe 240 jobs (www.gamedeveloper.com)

Canada-based studio Relic Entertainment, which recently released Company of Heroes 3, did receive some good news in the midst of these layoffs. The company announced on X (formerly Twitter) that it is becoming an independent studio thanks to the help of “an external investor” who went unnamed.

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One thing I didn’t like about Shogun 2 and all subsequent sequels was enforcing a limited number of armies by forcing a general to be present. The maximum number of armies you could field is naturally bottlenecked by your economy, so you should have the flexibility to use some non-generaled armies to bolster garrisons in key strategic locations. Instead, you need to use one of your scarce generals to defend it, which prevents them from being used offensively so they just sit around.

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Archive this in the Halls of Wikibeania

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This guy almost singlehandedly eliminated the public option for healthcare in this country.

For that he can get fucked.

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Morality policing is dumb. If she wants to stream through her chest or butt, more power to her.

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Arma 2 strikes again

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“When life gives you bricks.”

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Oof that must be constantly uncomfortable. My condolences.

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Sometimes scientists think about if they could, not if they should.

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The issue I had with WikiLeaks is that it wasn’t a Wiki, despite its name. You couldn’t edit it, which is the fundamental point of a Wiki!

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This is like Reddit’s bazinga but better.

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Hunter-Gatherers HATE him!

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On the plus side, if we ever wanted to build a floating sky colony on the atmosphere of Jupiter, energy would be practically free since wind energy is abundant, with the whole planet being a gigantic hurricane and all.

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13chag will mark the era of a new Internet Dark Age. Mankind may never truly recover.

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We need 4 million bots to push arstechnica up to the #1 spot

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I’m on my third set of ear pads for my ATH-M50x. Now the headband foam needs replacing since I’ve worn them so much lol.

Pretty great headphones. I gotta wonder if the ones above it (ATH-M60x and ATH-M70x) sound noticably better or if there are diminishing returns, since the ATH-M50x already sound great.

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Got the headphones Feb. 2016

1st pad replacement around 2019 sometime

2nd pad replacement Aug. 2023

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Big Gulp™

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Wasn’t the consensus of virologists in the early days of the pandemic that a lab origin was completely preposterous?

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