Gork

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Gork,

We need a Phaser desk pop ritual.

Gork,

At the time of his 2009 interview, Emlen also said that U.S. standards allowed for coffee beans to contain up to 10% “insect filth and insects” — a fact that has been somewhat misrepresented. According to guidance issued by the FDA, an average of 10% or more of green coffee beans were found to be insect-infested, which included beans damaged by insects or mold.

That isn’t super encouraging that the standard is less than 10% any matter that isn’t coffee, including insect parts.

Gork,

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Gork,

Is the Champagne (Protected Designation of Origin) from the particular region of Champagne better than generic Champagne from other regions?

Gork,

Sadly frozen pizza tends to not have good crusts. The only exception I’ve found was interestingly enough the cheapest of pizzas, the Totinos Party Pizzas.

Gork,

I propose elevating Bernie beyond his corporal, mortal flesh form. Give him the certainty of steel. Transform his body to Mecha-Bernie complete with dual miniguns and rocket pods.

Make the 1% truly fear his presence.

Gork,

How large do gametes have to be to be considered large?

Gork,

Oh fuck I always lose the bottom halves when I do this and can never find them again

Gork,

You’ve been 360 no-scoped by xXx_Sir_H0pz_a_LoT_xXx

Gork,

Illumibaracki

Gork,

The Unicode Consortium needs to add more glyphs for stuff, I need my ASCII fix.

Gork,

She’s either:

  • a Starbucks^®^ drink size, or
  • a Taco Bell^®^ menu item
Gork,

Definitely Yes.

I’ll take my $0.10 now please Google.

Gork,

Freedom™ Kelvin 🦅

Gork,

Transition to eliminate trans people, more like.

Gork,

I like how the Germans pronounce it, with the umlauts and all.

Moet-ley Cr-ewe

May I present to you: The Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness Debate (en.wikipedia.org)

From December 1, 2012, until January 31, 2013, a stylistic disagreement unfolded between editors on the English-language Wikipedia as to whether the word “into” in the title of the Wikipedia article for the 2013 film Star Trek Into Darkness should be capitalized. More than 40,000 words were written on the article’s talk...

Gork,

Are you really a Wikipedia editor if you aren’t willing to endlessly banter about the trivialest of minutiae?

Gork,

Truly a business genius. We can only hope to have the Vision™ that he does. /s

Gork, (edited )

Sad that Olaf Sholz continues to deny Storm Shadow Taurus missiles to Ukraine. They need all the long range strike capability they can get.

Gork,

Oh you’re right. Thanks, fixed. Got my long range missiles confused.

Gork,

Ah so Reddit is going to be even more of a shithole than it currently is. Wonderful.

Gork,

Archive link

Gork,

Ted Cruz is only one being and not many.

Gork,

I need this in my mouth hole

Gork,

That didn’t seem to help that one guy who made detailed reconstructions of classified military bases in Minecraft.

Gork,

You’re dumb Air Superiority Fighter?

Gork,

https://files.catbox.moe/jewui1.jpg

Gork,

That’s Slimothy James’ Slim Jim

Gork,

It’s bill is essentially a lever…

Shouldn’t take them too long to figure out. And then the food is doomed.

Gork,

Does this requirement exist for toilet paper? Because I don’t know what the hell is considered a better deal based on all the marketing.

Gork,

Yup. Pentium FDIV bug.

Gork,

How much would you think she knows about Russian Orthodox Christianity?

I’d say she probably doesn’t know much about it. Or even know that their version of the cross looks like ☦️ instead of ✝️.

Gork,

I can’t wait for us to all merge into a single hive-mind collective consciousness. All interpersonal conflicts and communication errors will be eliminated if there is only One entity.

Gork,

This sounds like the intro to a porno.

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