Gork

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Gork,

✨ Being cryogenically frozen is a magical experience ✨

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Google’s AI generated overviews seem like a huge disaster lol.

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Gork,

So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?

Gork,

This sounds like an excuse to get the newbies to drink piss.

Gork,

Rolling coal in their emotional support trucks will give them cancer, too. And more prolonged exposure relative to the amount subjected to the rest of us, “to own the libs.”

Gork,

There are some days when all you feel like is a convex polyhedron with 12 congruent rhombic faces. Life is simpler when you’re a face-transitive isohedral entity.

Gork,

Ted Cruz is perfectly capable of performing the widely acceptable behavior of ingesting sustenance like a normal human entity.

Gork,

I like this

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Civil disobedience? Well don’t mind if I do.

Gork,

Ok ok. Civil disobedience, but with bricks

Gork,

You mean Gorkposting

Gork,

She kills puppies. That should be enough to sink her as a political candidate.

Gork,

As you might imagine, all this snapshot recording comes at a hardware penalty. To use Recall, users will need to purchase one of the new “Copilot Plus PCs” powered by Qualcomm’s Snapdragon X Elite chips, which include the necessary neural processing unit (NPU). There are also minimum storage requirements for running Recall, with a minimum of 256GB of hard drive space and 50GB of available space. The default allocation for Recall on a 256GB device is 25GB, which can store approximately three months of snapshots. Users can adjust the allocation in their PC settings, with old snapshots being deleted once the allocated storage is full.

Oh no my computer doesn’t meet the hardware requirements whatever shall I do

Gork,

Christians give me weird looks when I insist that God is female and a Goddess instead.

Hashtag girlboss

Gork,

Truly the finest words he has ever written. Hamlet cannot compare to the pain felt by losing an SSL cert.

Gork,

Gork,

Beans are a Lemmy tradition around here. They are always welcome.

Gork,

Fixed-width Serif is the only way to go when doing any sort of coding.

However, Comic Sans is a surprisingly decent alternative if you want to use a Sans Serif typeface. The letters are easily distinguishable.

Gork,

To be Shōgun, you must first master the Onion 🧅

Gork,

Pickelhaube is best haube.

Gork,

The Cockneys, or alternatively the Fr*nch

Gork,

wait girls can fart?!

Gork,

thanks just blocked they ass

Gork,

I never found any of those hanging air fresheners to be even remotely effective. They might be good for about 5 minutes after you take it out of the package. Then it becomes waste like everything else.

Gork,

What’re the benefits and salary of this position?

Do I need to provide my own Samurai sword, or will one be provided by the Clan?

Gork,

It’s one of those things where a guy knows a guy, and they’ll contact you in a dark alley outside a Pachinko shop.

Gork,

Thanks Ken M

Gork,

It would have been good if they put in the Amendments, because you know, it’s the Constitution as Amended.

Gork,

Noice

Gork,

Thanks I hate it

Gork,

Little birdie has gotta be the Duolingo bird.

Gork,

The nutty putty cave guy is merely a Saddam Hussein at an 80° angle.

Gork,

They gonna cook some meth while they’re at it?

Gork,

I found the recent incel-ish responses on various Lemmy communities to the bear meme to be off-putting. Granted, it’s much worse on Reddit but I would have expected better on this platform.

Gork,

I don’t have a particular Lemmy link, but here’s a general overview from knowyourmeme.

Gork,

It’s the italicized version

Gork,

I would have hoped that before putting this implant in the guy’s brain that they had a plan for what to do in this situation. Like coming up with a method to potentially reseat the retreated “threads” it without invasive surgery. Especially if this it’s a recurring issue.

Gork,

Uh yeah this emperor was a creep.

The emperor’s pursuit of immortality included engaging in sexual relations with young girls, of which he and Tao Zhongwen collected 960 for this purpose.

Gork,

Just do it the SimCity way. Rezone it to residential so the building can be torn down for free, then rezone as high-density commercial. Easy.

Gork,

The masculine energy of a rather hung dick called “old glory” that cannot be taken except by the most masculine of men who are out in the streets.

Gay butt stuff, obvs.

Gork,

Oh good the Tryptophobia kitty has come to visit us

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