Gork

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It was a missed opportunity for it to be called Esael-dneL.

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Don’t you guys have phones‽

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The Treachery of Images

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How do you get out without tipping over and spilling all that water on the ground?

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I will fight to defend the United States Strategic Cheese Reserve to my dying breath 🧀

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This is sending a giant red flag to America’s allies: we will not support you in times of war, do not rely on us since we will drop you whenever it is politically convenient to do so.

Sadly, this shouldn’t be the case and it’s indicating an abdication of responsibility in being the Arsenal of Democracy for the free world.

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So if you pay $80 for a gorilla glove, are you really the one doing the fisting here? 🤔

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Definitely makes me not want to buy their AAAA games if they can just revoke the licenses against our will a few years down the road.

How do they not see that this is hurting their brand long-term?

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I look forward to the release of the Blyatbox “October Revolution” edition console.

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Ronald McDonald bottoms for Grimace. That’s just a known fact.

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Hmm maybe trying to capitalize on the timing of the Netflix series? I can see people who like the series but never played the games to be interested in them now.

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Loblaw should have restricted their business to Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog.

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Low speed chases are so in right now.

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I’ll take a pallet of granola bars, please.

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Time to get out the accordion again 🪗, the ladies need me

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Surely Hankey isn’t offering up $175 million on Trump’s behalf out of the goodness of his own heart. This is surely an investment where he can gain privileged access to the Trump administration if he gets into office again, maybe get some lucrative government contracts out of it.

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Snopes article about this lil fella

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Yossi Sariel has accidentally revealed himself as the commander of Israel’s Unit 8200

Sariel had published the book using the pen name “Brigadier General YS.”

Doesn’t look like he was trying very hard with that pen name.

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Archive link

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lol it’s so dumb I love it

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This looks like a GTA character

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Can we just turn the Red Scare against them again? Just go all out and yell at them that they’re Commies and un-American.

It worked in the 1950s.

Wanted American man flees to Russia, signs military contract (www.themoscowtimes.com)

A former American city council member who is wanted in the United States on child pornography charges appears to have fled to Russia and joined the Russian military, according to footage shared by regional authorities in the northern Khanty-Mansi autonomous district....

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So how long until we see this guy pop up again, but in FPV drone footage, seconds before his demise?

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Drip god sounds like a brand of a mop or household cleaning supplies.

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Does it work?

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As if that weren’t enough, in May 2023, the Heritage Foundation declared on social media, “Conservatives have to lead the way in restoring sex to its true purpose, & ending recreational sex & senseless use of birth control pills.”

Yikes 😬

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This is why we won the Cold War.

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Propane and propane accessories.

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Oof.wav

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I guess their AAAA branding strategy isn’t working out for them.

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I’d do it, no question.

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Waka waka

https://toughpigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/gif-fozzieears.gif

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I liked it when the grocery stores emulated a storm by adjusting the lighting in the display to simulate lightning and made thunder noises.

I don’t see that as much now.

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This is no place of honor…

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In case anyone was wondering what the barcode reads…

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Those campaign lawn signs are lit af as fuck

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I liked it when I was pandered to. Pokémon Go to the Polls

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