Klear

@Klear@lemmy.world

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Klear,

Oh, no! Not the rich dickheads!

Klear,

Nope, this was real.

Source? Some of these were real, but there’s also a ton of fake bullshit floating around.

Klear,

Holy shit!

Klear,

But what if someone stole his memes?!

Klear,

Understandable. There is only number one in the pictures.

Klear,

Nobody smells like the Spanish inq…

…wait, what?

Klear,

Easy - she just puts boxing gloves on the paws.

Klear,

Probably some random women lost in the woods.

Klear,

Obviously. Because that’s the time all the people who want to avoid the congestion call.

Klear,

I don’t know what a potato is. Never heard of it.

Klear,

Probably just built by a crooked man. That happens.

Klear,

Take my love, take my land, take me whate I cannot stand
I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t take Blåhaj from me…

Why was Trump talking about sharks at a campaign event? (www.usatoday.com)

“It must be because of M.I.T., my relationship with M.I.T., very smart. I say, 'What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?” Trump said. “By...

Klear,

Biden should have a blåhaj on his podium during the debates.

Klear,

Ligma balls lmao

Klear,

Is that where you elect yo floop?

Klear,

Nice. I envy you.

Klear,

Damn, I haven’t realised this shit has been going for 10 years already =/

Klear,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEwJRqGxVc8

Klear,

The most underappreciated voice actor.

Klear,

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/554661387704999936-png__700.jpg

Klear,

V8! V8!

Klear,

Why do I always click on these even though I know exactly what it will be?

Klear,

Good.

Klear,

I have a proof, but this comment box is too small to contain it.

Klear,

It’s going up tho, not down.

Klear,

Now go bowling

Klear,

That whole “Jar Jar was supposed to be a Sith” thing entirely hinges on an assumption that George Lucas has at least a faint idea of what he was doing and his main motivation wasn’t selling toys. So you know, pretty much busted.

Klear,

EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

Klear,

this is both fascinating and stupid at the same time

Like mankind itself

Klear,

https://i.imgur.com/2jKhSRw.png

Klear,

NCDeez nuts lmao gottem

Klear,

Yeah, I’m not against sequels in principle. Sometimes I just want to have another trip to whichever world the movie takes place. Barbie though… I love that movie, but I really don’t see any way to make any sort of sequel and have it be good.

Klear,

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/7d4099d8-c6bc-4daf-bb99-2d7e38a0d0a3

Klear,

Own games. The audacity!

Klear,

Does nobody at all on this site understand sarcasm? And I thought reddit was bad at it.

Klear,

Hold my bread I’m going… wait. There’s no link. Damn.

Klear,

:5

Klear,

Definitely worth an award. I’m not sure if I even understand it myself.

Klear,

Cubic african or european swallows?

Klear,

But nobody is in the state of having two states, though. People range from being in one state to “it’s complicated”, but how would you be in exactly two states?

Klear,

My favourite:

https://i.imgur.com/vwa7c7u.jpeg

Klear,

I never called it a Venn diagram.

Klear,

Turn?!

Klear,

I just did. Yeah, you should.

Klear,

WHYZ YOU WHISPERING!?!

Klear,

I don’t feel like reading all that. I’ll take the black one twice. Let’s see…

  1. Change amount of fingers at any time
  2. Hear plants talk by looking at them
  3. Chocolate has all vitamins and minerals I need
  4. Urinate gasoline

I think I can live with that. If the plants get too noisy, I can always piss on them and light them on fire.

Klear,

Amazing.

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